30 Days In The Hole............

[chatolandia]

Any donkey shows?

Not that I know anything about those?

 

[marvtha]

ATTENTION MUFFINS!!!!
we have a new member to the muffin family.........CHA......a spicy man who likes to tip a few and has what it takes to be a muffin....strong stomach, drinking problem, sex addiction, etc!

Please welcome our newest magdalena!!!!!

 

[chatolandia]

Thank you for the welcome!!


Can I be the Banana Muffin

 

[marvtha]

Any donkey shows?

Not that I know anything about those?

marvtha's sadly has been with a few asses!!!

NO NO......not of the four legged variety....

okay...just once but i was hard up for cash...and he was very gentle!
Desoto was his name!!!!

 

[chatolandia]

marvtha's sadly has been with a few asses!!!

NO NO......not of the four legged variety....
okay...just once but i was hard up for cash...and he was very gentle!
Desoto was his name!!!!

OOHHH! That's sweet, in a non-PETA kind of way!!

And the Asses, were they smart asses or dumb asses?

 

[marvtha]

Thank you for the welcome!!


Can I be the Banana Muffin

well i think at one time or another all my muffins have been bananas!!!!!

there is an initiation which my knighted muffin .......SIR BERF will explain when he has the time but basically you just have to worship me and protect me from harm!!!!

some past muffins have deserted me for whatever reasons but i still have my loyal few who i love dearly!!!!!!!

 

[Pringle]

Oh a new Muffin - what a pleasure - when does the group muffin sex start? That's my favourite part of the initiation process

Should we wait for TOPHER & G MO or just get started?

 

[marvtha]

Welcome to muffinhood, CHA! Always remember, the most important quality a muffin should have is loyalty. Our dear, sweet marvtha must be defended against all sorts of sordid attacks on a regular basis. Do this and you shall rise to the cream of the muffin crop. It is a privilege and an honor to defend our delicate flower. The sex is pretty good, too!!!

you always did know how to treat a lady!!!!

remind me to suck your cock later....ooops...
that probably wasn't very lady like!?!?

 

[marvtha]

Oh a new Muffin - what a pleasure - when does the group muffin sex start? That's my favourite part of the initiation process

Should we wait for TOPHER & G MO or just get started?

PRINCE PRINGIE!!!!!
you are next in command after SIR BERF so put your two heads together and decide.....
my bad...if you put your two "heads" together nothing will get done except AND A LITTLE BIT OF

you left out our dear ELVIS!!!

 

[marvtha]

I thought you went to the slammer, lol

WHO YOU???????
was we in the "pen" together???

marvtha been good since my little incarceration!!!

i walk the straight and narrow and don't you believe the rumours!!!!

 

[chatolandia]

OHH!!!

I feel warm all over,

and a little sticky!!!

 

[marvtha]

Welcome Cha!!!

Yes Pringle, what's up?

Marvtha, did I just read that you used to sell your trade in Tijuana?

ELVIS!!!!
ummmmm.........yea i used to selll blankets!

and ummmmm....jewelry!

 

[chatolandia]

Yeah, that's what they used to call them... blankets and jewelry!

 

[chatolandia]

Ohh I thought they were prince alberts!!!

Free installation!

 

[marvtha]

I had heard it was cumrags and cock rings.

all speculation SIR BERF and i'm sticking to that story.....ewwww my crotch is sticking to this leather seat..........OWWW!!!!

 

[marvtha]

Yeah, that's what they used to call them... blankets and jewelry!

marvtha's quite crafty with crotchet needles and a glue gun!!!

 

[chatolandia]

Marvtha,

With your artistry, you need to go to art fairs! You'll make a killing! Or kill somebody, if shock can kill!!

 

[marvtha]

Oh a new Muffin - what a pleasure - when does the group muffin sex start? That's my favourite part of the initiation process

Should we wait for TOPHER & G MO or just get started?

well evidently TOPHER has become too popular to come visit ol marvs!?!
the first person of JUB that welcomed him with open arms....and open legs!!!!

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha,

With your artistry, you need to go to art fairs! You'll make a killing! Or kill somebody, if shock can kill!!

art fairs are for snobs! usually when i go they kick me out.

maybe it's because i'm stumbling around breaking things!

well the ground is always so uneven at those events!!!

 

[chatolandia]

Well, then, you can have your own "installation"

Marvs through the ages

You only need one crazy billionaire to like it, and you're set.

The one that married Anna Nicole (may she rest in peace) is not the ONLY one!