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yeah the jews had a presence in the land of cannan after they were chased out of egypt by the pharoah after causing all sorts of trouble ( long story short ) ,
they wandered the wilderness for forty years and then descended on the land of cannan like a plague of rats and slaughtered every one they met ( long story short ) ,
apparently they were returning to the land that a " god " had told their great great great grandfather was his ,( a homophobic god at that ).
family history : a bloke named abraham couldn't get his wife pregnant so he porked the maid and got her pregnant , she had a son named ishmael , then abrahams wife became pregnant so he abandonded the maid and his first born son ( great paternal instincts ), had a son from his wife named issac , around this time a " god told him all the land he could see from the hill top was his ( any one seen the deed ), later the god came back and told him to kill his son , which he was quite prepared to do , but changed his mind when he found a ram , the son survived his fathers impulsive behavour and grew up to have two sons ( not sure if they had the same mum or not, the younger son , jacob ripped off his older brother eesaw for the family fortune and bolted , ( two first borns in a row copping a raw deal ) , older brother forgave him and said come home its ok , jacob had two wives , ten sons by one and two by the other , the first son from the second wife gave his brothers the shits so they sold him into slavery and he ended up in egypt ,
later due to some amazing good fortune he became an adviser to the phaoroh saved egypt by advising them to store some grain for the famine that was coming ( genius ), when the famine was at its worst his brothers showed up to buy some grain , ( long story short ) they abandoned the family farm and moved to the big city , freeloaded on the good nature of the egyptians for several generations until they gave the egyptians the shits and were enslaved , later on they had an uprising and terrorised the egyptians and ran off with the crown jewels , ( back to the start ) went back to where they thought they came from and slaughtered the inhabitants that had stayed behind and survived the harsh years , later they were attacked by various surrounding comunities ( generaly allowed because the homophobic god was un happy with them ) , finnaly the romans came and kicked them out with the blessing of the " god " and they were not to return but wander the earth ,
tell me if ive missed any thing ?
so thats why its their land
Before I address the other comments I would first like to say that the Jews were descended from the Canaanites. There was no mythical out of Egypt scenairio or a fictional genocide of the Canaanites. The Jews are the Canaanites. In fact the Jews were originally polytheists before monotheism was enshrined in their religion. In fact Yahweh was one of the 70 sons of the Canaanite God El Elyon and his wife Asherah. Later Yahweh was scyncretized with his father and given Asherah as his wife. However certain Yahwists wanted Yahweh to be the only God worshipped. Now they still believed in the other Gods but they belived that Yahweh should be worshipped first and foremost. They were in essence Monolatrist Polytheists. It was only later when Monotheism fully took hold and was born by the Jews.
In fact I don't think we would have any of these problems now a days if the Israelites were still Canaanites and the Palestinians were Arab Pagans.

















