A big Gay Musical

[Christopherb36]

OKAY BOYS...here is your chance...we are holding auditions for a JUB Musical...It is a lovely show about being gay! So...tell me...what is the song you are going to sing tonight and will you have a dance number to go with your little song.

I am in the director's chair (duh, it is my thread)...so HIT IT, BOYS...dance and sing for the director...

 

[dcmorgan]

OK, I'll go first. lol.

Tonight, Christopher, I'm going to sing Kissing A Fool

You were far,
When I could have been your star,
You listened to people,
Who scared you to death, and from my heart,
Strange that you were strong enough,
To even make a start,
But you'll never find
Peace of mind,
Til you listen to your heart,

People,
You can never change the way they feel,
Better let them do just what they will,
For they will,
If you let them,
Steal your heart from you,
People,
Will always make a lover feel a fool,
But you knew I loved you,
We could have shown them all,
We should have seen love through,

Fooled me with the tears in your eyes,
Covered me with kisses and lies,
So goodbye,
But please don't take my heart,

You were far,
I'm never gonna be your star,
I'll pick up the pieces
And mend my heart,
Maybe I'll be strong enough,
I don't know where to start,
But I'll never find
Peace of mind,
While I listen to my heart,

People,
You can never change the way they feel,
Better let them do just what they will,
For they will,
If you let them,
Steal your heart,

And people,
Will always make a lover feel a fool,
But you knew I loved you,
We could have shown them all,

But remember this,
Every other kiss,
That you ever give
Long as we both live
When you need the hand of another man,
One you really can surrender with,
I will wait for you,
Like I always do,
There's something there,
That can't compare with any other,

You were far,
When I could have been your star,
You listened to people,
Who scared you to death, and from my heart,
Strange that I was wrong enough,
To think you'd love me too.
I guess you were kissing a fool,
You must have been kissing a fool.

 

[Christopherb36]

Baby...that was nice...a little pitchy in spots...but that unitard you are wearing is nice...lose the legwarmers, hon...We will call you....NEXT

 

[mega]

From "Wonderful Town", ahem

Christopher Street

ON YOUR RIGHT,
WASHINGTON SQUARE,
RIGHT IN THE HEART OF GREENWICH VILLAGE.

MY, WHAT TREES,
SMELL THAT AIR,
PAINTERS AND PIGEONS IN WASHINGTON SQUARE.

ON YOUR LEFT,
WAVERLY PLACE,
BIT OF PAREE IN GREENWICH VILLAGE.

MY, WHAT CHARM,
MY, WHAT GRACE!
POETS AND PEASANTS ON WAVERLY PLACE.

HERE YOU SEE
CHRISTOPHER STREET,
TYPICAL SPOT IN GREENWICH VILLAGE.

AIN’T IT QUAINT,
AIN’T IT SWEET,
PLEASANT AND PEACEFUL ON CHRISTOPHER STREET?

HERE IS HOME,
CHRISTOPHER STREET,
RIGHT IN THE HEART OF GREENWICH VILLAGE.

LIFE IS CALM,
LIFE IS SWEET,
PLEASANT AND PEACEFUL ON CHRISTOPHER STREET.

HERE’S A FAMOUS VILLAGE TYPE:
MR. APPOPOLOUS, MODERN PAINTER,
BETTER KNOWN ON THIS BEAT
AS THE LOVABLE LANDLORD OF CHRISTOPHER STREET.

HERE’S A GUY KNOWN AS THE WRECK,
FOOTBALL PROFESSIONAL OUT OF SEASON,
UNEMPLOYED THROUGHOUT THE HEAT,
LIVING ON NOTHING ON CHRISTOPHER STREET.

HERE IS YET ANOTHER TYPE:
EVERYONE KNOWS THE FAMOUS VIOLET.
NICEST GAL YOU’D EVER MEET,
STEADILY WORKING ON CHRISTOPHER STREET.

LIFE IS GAY,
LIFE IS SWEET,
INTERESTING PEOPLE ON CHRISTOPHER STREET.

SUCH INTERESTING PEOPLE LIVE ON CHRISTOPHER STREET!

SUCH INTERESTING PEOPLE LIVE ON CHRISTOPHER STREET!

SUCH INTERESTING PEOPLE LIVE ON CHRISTOPHER STREET!

SUCH INTERESTING PEOPLE LIVE ON CHRISTOPHER STREET!

SUCH INTERESTING PEOPLE LIVE ON CHRISTOPHER STREET!

LOOK! LOOK!
POETS! ACTORS! DANCERS! WRITERS!

HERE WE LIVE,
HERE WE LOVE.
THIS IS THE PLACE FOR SELF-EXPRESSION.

LIFE IS MAD,
LIFE IS SWEET.
GREENWICH VILLAGE! GREENWICH VILLAGE! WHEEEE!!

SUCH INTERESTING PEOPLE LIVE ON CHRISTOPHER STREET!

SUCH INTERESTING PEOPLE LIVE ON CHRISTOPHER STREET!

HERE WE LIVE,
HERE WE LOVE.
THIS IS THE PLACE FOR SELF-EXPRESSION.

LIFE IS MAD,
LIFE IS SWEET.

INTERESTING PEOPLE LIVING ON CHRISTOPHER STREET!

 

[MidnightPrism]

Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that's so hard to bear
You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight
Fever - in the the morning, fever all through the night.

Sun lights up the daytime, moon lights up the night
I light up when you call my name, and you know I'm gonna treat you right
You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight
Fever - in the the morning, fever all through the night.

 

[pacz]

Dream a little dream of me

Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "i love you"
Birds singin’ in the sycamore trees
Dream a little dream of me

Say nighty-night and kiss me
Just hold me tight and tell me you’ll miss me
While I’m alone and blue as can be
Dream a little dream of me

Stars fading but I linger on dear
Still craving your kiss
I’m longin’ to linger till dawn dear
Just saying this

Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me

(instrumental break)

Stars shining up above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "i love you"
Birds singin’ in the sycamore trees
Dream a little dream of me

Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me

Yes, dream a little dream of me

 

[pacz]

Seems Michael Buble is number 1, I was going to do his "Try a little tenderness."

 

[pacz]

I hate to get off topic, but Michael Buble does it for me. I've seen him in concert twice, holy shit, instant hardon!

 

[ixthrock]

dead flesh on zombies and
fangs on vampires
axe wielding madmen and
funeral pyres
mutated larvae and killer bee stings
these are a few of my favorite things....

(chorus)
when the sun shines
when the birds sing
when the sky is blue

i put on sunglasses and sharpen my nails,
and think how i miiiiiiiiiight kill you!

 

[Riverrick]

***Clears Throat***

A ONE, A TWO,
A ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...


Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over


Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beams
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream


Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over


Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beams
Mr. Sandman, bring me
Please, Please, Please,


(Big Finish!!!)

Mr Sandman BRING.....ME....A ......DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAMMMMM!!!!

:thewave::thewave::thewave:

 

[MadeUpName27]

Dance: 10; Looks: 3

music by Marvin Hamlisch, lyrics by Edward Kleban
from the musical "A Chorus Line"


Dance: Ten; Looks: Three.
And I'm still on unemployment,
Dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!

"Dance: Ten, Looks: Three,"
Is like to die!
Left the theatre and
Called the doctor
For my appointment to buy...

Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
Tightened up the derriere.
Did the nose with it.
All that goes with it.

Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I'm getting National tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs,
Unless they're yours!

Didn't cost a fortune neither.
Didn't hurt my sex life either!

Flat and sassy,
I would get the strays and losers.
Beggars really can't be choosers.
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!

Fix the chassis.
"How do you do!"
Life turned into an
Endless medley of
"Gee, it had to be you."
Why?

Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare,
Now you knock and someone's there.
You have got 'em, hey.
Top to bottom, hey!

It's a gas!
Just a dash of silicone.
Shake your new maracas and your fine!
Tits and ass can change your life,
They sure changed mine!

Have it all done!
Honey, take my word.
Grab a cab, c'mon
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For

Tits and ass.
Orchestra and balcony.
What they want is whatcha see.
Keep the best of you,
Do all the rest of you.

Pits or class,
I have never seen it fail,
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.

Tits and ass,
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed... My...
Life...

 

[slobone]

We've got sunlight on the sand
We've got moonlight on the sea
We've got mangos and bananas you can pick right off the tree
We've got volleyball and ping pong and a lot of dandy games
What don't we got? We don't got dames

We get packages from home
We get movies, we get shows
We get speeches from our skippers
And advice from Tokyo Rose
We get letters doused with perfume, we get dizzy from the smell
What don't we get? you know damn well

We got nothing to put on a clean white suit for
What we need there is no substitute for

There is nothing like a dame ...

OOPS, WRONG SHOW.... SORRY.... HOW ABOUT....

I wanna be loved with inspiration
I wanna be loved starting tonight
Instead of merely holding conversation
Hold me tight

I wanna be kissed until I tingle
I wanna be kissed starting tonight
Embrace until our heartbeats intermingle
Wrong or right

I feel like acting my age
I'm past the stage of merely turtledoving
I'm in no mood to resist
And I insist the world owes me a loving

I wanna be thrilled to desperation
I wanna be thrilled starting tonight
With every kind of wonderful sensation
I wanna be loved

 

[The_Reaper]

I will be singing, "Betrayed" from "The Producers"

Just like Cain and Abel,
You pulled a sneak attack.
I thought that we were brothers,
Then you stabbed me in the back!
Betrayed!
Oh boy, I'm so betrayed!

Like Samson and Delilah,
Your love began to fade...
I'm crying in the hoosegow
You're in Rio getting laid!
Betrayed!
Let's face it, I'm betrayed!

Boy, have I been taken!
Oy, I'm so forsaken!
I should have seen what came to pass,
I should have known to watch my ass!
I feel like Othello,
Everything is lost...
Leo is Iago
Max is double-crossed!
I'm so dismayed
Did I mention I'm betrayed?

Now I'm about to go to jail,
There's no one who will pay my bail,
I have no one who I can cry to,
No one I can say goodbye to!

I'm drowning! I'm drowning here! I'm going down for the last time.
I-I-I see my whole life flashing before my eyes. I see a weathered old
farmhouse with a white picket fence. I'm running through fields of
alfalfa with my collie, Rex. No Rex, not on the alfalfa! And I see my mother...I see Momma! Standing on the back porch, in a worn but clean gingham gown, and I hear her calling out to me, "Alvin! Don't forget your chores. The wood needs a-cordin and the cows need a-milkin'. Alvin, Alvin..." Wait a minute!
My name's not Alvin! That's not my life. I'm not a hillbilly.
I grew up in the Bronx. Leo's taken everything. Even my past!

My past's a dying ember,
But wait...now I remember!
How did it begin?
He walked into my office
With his cockamamie scheme
You can make more money
With a flop than with a hit
"We can do it, we can do it"
"I can't do it"
"We can do it!"
"I can't do it!" Goodbye Max!
Lord, I want that money!
I'm back, Max!
"Come on, Leo, we can do it!"

Step one, find the play!
See it, swirl it, touch it, kiss it!
Hello, Mister Liebkind
"Guten Tag, hop clop
"Guten Tag, hop clop"
Adolf Elizabeth Hitler?
"Guten Tag, hop clop
"Guten Tag, hop clop!"

Step two, hire the director
"Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it..."
Two-three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn
Ulla!
Oooh wah wah woo-woo- wah-wah!

Step three, raise the money
"Along came Bialy!"

Step four, hire all the actors
"A wandering minstrel I,
A think of shreds and...
Next! The little wooden boy
Next! That's our Hitler!
"Opening night!"
Good luck, good luck, good luck
Break a leg! I broke my leg!
"Springtime for Hitler and Germany!"
A surprise smash!
"Springtime for Hitler and Germany!
It'll run for years!

"Where did we go right?
Where did we go right?"
Gimme those books
Fat, fat, fatty!
Gimme those books
Books, fat
Books, fat
Books, fat
Books, fat!
Lousy fruit
Kill the actors
You ever eat with one?!

Then you ran to Rio
And you're safely out of reach
I'm behind these bars
You're banging Ulla on the beach!
Just like Julius Caesar
Was betrayed by Brutus
Who'd think an accountant
Would turn out to be my Judas!
I'm so dismayed
Is this how I'm repaid?
To be...
Betrayed!
BETRAYED!!

 

[glo-unit]

Because I saw Wicked recently I am inspired to sing Defying gravity. I will sing Elphaba's parts but if someone would like to play Glinda for me I'd be happy to do the full version (clears throat):

Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing by the rules
Of someone else's game
Too late for second-guessing
Too late to go back to sleep
It's time to trust my instincts
Close my eyes: and leap!

It's time to try
Defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
And you can't pull me down!

I'm through accepting limits
'Cuz someone says they're so
Some things I cannot change
But till I try, I'll never know!
Too long I've been afraid of
Losing love I guess I've lost
Well, if that's love
It comes at much too high a cost!
I'd sooner buy
Defying gravity
Kiss me goodbye
I'm defying gravity
And you can't pull me down:

So if you care to find me
Look to the western sky!
As someone told me lately:
"Ev'ryone deserves the chance to fly!"
And if I'm flying solo
At least I'm flying free
To those who'd ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am
Defying gravity
I'm flying high
Defying gravity
And soon I'll match them in renown
And nobody in all of Oz
No Wizard that there is or was
Is ever gonna bring me down!


AHHHH

Thank you

 

[blackbeltninja]

For my audition, could I mimic Pamela Anderson's opening to the horrendous Barb Wire and do a striptease to the raunchy filthy version of Word Up, performed by Gun?

Singing isn't really my forte, you see... Let me know.

-d-

 

[slobone]

Seems Michael Buble is number 1, I was going to do his "Try a little tenderness."

What, is this guy the new Michael Bolton, ripping off all the old soul artists?

 

[slobone]

I will be singing, "Betrayed" from "The Producers"

Hey! We're not ready for the "eleven o'clock song" yet! Wait in the wings please.

 

[Christopherb36]

Midnight...I would like to see you back again...a call back is in your future...Your version of "Fever" was intoxicating...I would like to see you again. Loved the way your looked...exotic, yet smoldering...Very Peggy Lee.

 

[Christopherb36]

That's good baby, we need a little filler in the background...it is called...the chorus. As Heidi Klum would say on Project Runway..."You're in".

For my audition, could I mimic Pamela Anderson's opening to the horrendous Barb Wire and do a striptease to the raunchy filthy version of Word Up, performed by Gun?

Singing isn't really my forte, you see... Let me know.

-d-

 

[Christopherb36]

Although a Chorus Line seems old and tired...you got me with your tits and ass number. Madeup, I liked the way you refreshed this musical number by padding your crotch to detract from the fact that you really do not have any tits. I give you for dance, 3 and for looks 10. "You're in".

Dance: 10; Looks: 3

music by Marvin Hamlisch, lyrics by Edward Kleban
from the musical "A Chorus Line"


Dance: Ten; Looks: Three.
And I'm still on unemployment,
Dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!

"Dance: Ten, Looks: Three,"
Is like to die!
Left the theatre and
Called the doctor
For my appointment to buy...

Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
Tightened up the derriere.
Did the nose with it.
All that goes with it.

Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I'm getting National tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs,
Unless they're yours!

Didn't cost a fortune neither.
Didn't hurt my sex life either!

Flat and sassy,
I would get the strays and losers.
Beggars really can't be choosers.
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!

Fix the chassis.
"How do you do!"
Life turned into an
Endless medley of
"Gee, it had to be you."
Why?

Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare,
Now you knock and someone's there.
You have got 'em, hey.
Top to bottom, hey!

It's a gas!
Just a dash of silicone.
Shake your new maracas and your fine!
Tits and ass can change your life,
They sure changed mine!

Have it all done!
Honey, take my word.
Grab a cab, c'mon
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For

Tits and ass.
Orchestra and balcony.
What they want is whatcha see.
Keep the best of you,
Do all the rest of you.

Pits or class,
I have never seen it fail,
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.

Tits and ass,
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed... My...
Life...