Addicted to the Food Network

[star-warrior]

We used to get Julia Child. Oh, I miss her programs, she's a hoot! And she may have been a little drunk too. I love how she bashes things about. Especially the meat.

 

[chillyboi]

because i simply can't remember to watch it,
i'll tell you who i like
woman-barefoot contessa
Giada
paula deen
men- jamie oliver
dave liberman
bobby flay
& newest curtis stone

 

[Absolut]

I really like Ina Gardner (Barefood Contessa.) I just want to pinch her cheeks, and then eat whatever the hell else she wants to cook for me.


as a total aside, one of the funniest quotes from "30 Rock" is about that...
Jack - "Liz, don't you watch the news?"
Liz - "The Food Network doesn't have a news channel..."

 

[Scrub]

I used to be, but they completely changed formats a few years ago.

It was more cooking shows.

What I do have a problem tearing away from currently is any episode of Clean House, especially if Niecy Nash is hosting. That show is crack.

This sounds just like me Trans

I love clean house. I wish they were in my state. I could use them.

 

[Gussss]

I watch the Food Network only for Unwrapped, Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives, Cooking with Paula Deen, and I'll watch Down Home Cooking with the husband who is actually on the Down Low from time to time.

You think Pat Neely is on the Down Low?

 

[Joshua_me]

Ahh, Food Network... How do I love thee ?

Let me count the ways.

1) Ina Garten. So laid back, so classy. Seems to be friends with every gay man in East Hampton. (Including that *gorgeous* J.R., who looks like he just stepped off of a GQ cover... *woof*) And that house of hers ! ...To die for.
If there's a heaven, it looks just like her show.

2) Paula Deen. Yes darlin', you get on my nerves sometimes, but you are also irresistible. You can't boil an egg without using two sticks of butter, but I love you anyway. And those sons of yours ! Would it kill them to cook shirtless once in a while ?

3) Giada De Laurentiis. It's simply not fair to be as rich, slim and beautiful as you are, my dear. Perfection seems to come effortlessly to you. I'm not sure I see what you see in that husband of yours, but one thing is for sure...he is a lucky man. I think you cook stuff, too, but I rarely notice.

4) Rachel Ray. Ahh, Rach... Over exposed as your image is, (you are on my Triscuit box, for goodness sake) you have a perkiness to you that is infectious. Plus, you really love your dog, Izaboo, and that's a big plus. I think you've helped a lot of folks cook a lot of better meals for their families and friends, not to mention being responsible for boosting sales of chicken broth by 200 percent (Swanson's should give you a cut of the profits) I'm sure you are a multi-millionaire by now, and you deserve to be.

5) Alton Brown. Talk about perfecting cooking to a science, I feel like I should be taking notes during your show. Plus, kind of attractive in an odd way... I'd blow ya....

 

[Absolut]

2) Paula Deen. Yes darlin', you get on my nerves sometimes, but you are also irresistible. You can't boil an egg without using two sticks of butter, but I love you anyway.

True southern cookin', right?

 

[Huskerboy]

The Food Network is one of our favorites... seems like we've got it on all the time!

We also like their new magazine!!

 

[GL]

I used to be, but they completely changed formats a few years ago.

It was more cooking shows. Now it's more "food" shows. However if Iron Chef America has a non-animal secret ingredient, I have to watch it. I miss the real Iron Chef, though.

What I do have a problem tearing away from currently is any episode of Clean House, especially if Niecy Nash is hosting. That show is crack.

as do i! iron chef america is mildly entertaining but doesn't hold a candle to the original.

right now my favorite show is ace of cakes. i watch it and marvel at all the wonderful cakes they do and at the same time wonder if everyone in that bakery is stoned!?!

 

[gmoney]

I love the Food Network!

Sandra Lee gets on my nerves, but she has some great recipes that don't seem to be too complicated.

My current favorite is the hot Brit, Danny Boome!

 

[Joshua_me]

Sandra Lee gets on my nerves, but she has some great recipes !

I actually kinda like Sandra, in a totally over the top campy sort of way...

It seems like every time I turn on her show it's "cocktail time !" with some ghastly new concoction of Southern Comfort and vanilla ice cream and gin....

And those 'table scapes' ! I'm sure that 'craft store' she's always talking about must be happy to see her coming every week.

I love how she redecorates her kitchen every single show to match the theme of her table.

 

[phoenix99]

The Food Network is awesome. Paula Deen does get annoying sometimes, but those meals she prepares make up for it. I just love when Bobby Deen appears, he looks delicious too. But the best one is Tyler Florence. I know he's been chubby for years, but I cannot get enough of him. His Tyler's Ultimate is the best show on the network. I remember when Food 911 & How to Boil Water were on, and I would watch all of those shows just to see him. There's a new show on Saturday mornings with some chick doing a cooking class, that's pretty interesting too.

Anyways, love the Food Network!

 

[Joshua_me]

The Food Network is one of our favorites... seems like we've got it on all the time!

We also like their new magazine!!

Oh, I forgot about the magazine !

Yeah, I subscribe, too. I mean, it was 12 bucks for an entire year. Why not ?

I'm waiting for the Jamie Deen centerfold, but nothing so far...

 

[Joshua_me]

Oh my !

 

[chillyboi]

Even though i forgot,i really really enjoyed the 2 fat ladies they were divine, sadly 1 has since passed on.....

 

[Fire]

And those sons of yours ! Would it kill them to cook shirtless once in a while

Yeah, and for that matter would it kill Paula to cook shirtless once in a while? Talk about a silver fox.

 

[chillyboi]

Yeah, and for that matter would it kill Paula to cook shirtless once in a while? Talk about a silver fox.

ewwww triple eww

 

[Huskerboy]

Oh, I forgot about the magazine !

Yeah, I subscribe, too. I mean, it was 12 bucks for an entire year. Why not ?

I'm waiting for the Jamie Deen centerfold, but nothing so far...

Jamie is so cute... I wouldn't kick Bobby out of bed either! How about a Deen Brothers sandwich!?!

 

[Gussss]

Does anybody remember Dave Lieberman?

God, he's GORGEOUS!!

I didn't care WTF he was cooking, I just wanted to watch him cook! Has there ever been anothher person on Food Network who was a beautiful as he was?

 

[Alpha1851]

I used to TiVo Rachael Ray's 30 minute meals. I love that show! I don't cook but it's still cool.