Joshua_me
IntoxicatedwithHunkiness
Oh Goodie.
Yes, come November it's time for good folks in Florida to elect a new
Gov., since Jeb Bush's (W's brother) time is finally up.
So, here in The Sunshine State, (the *only* state in the union that prohibits
the adoption of children by same sex couples, btw) the barrage of TV ads
has begun in full force.
It's the same old promises from all of them...Lower taxes, better schools,
blah blah. But there is one candidate that is particularly offensive. He's a
front runner too, his name is Tom Gallager.
Get this: In his TV ad he actually says: "I'm not about to let congress redefine what marraige means to myself and my wife and children, so I'll
strongly support a ban on so called 'gay marraige'...Then in the same breath actually says, "Plus I'll see to it that more and more children in need of adoption willl be able to find happy homes in which to live."
The irony of those two thoughts strung together apparently escapes him
entirely.
And then just for a little icing on the cake he closes with, "And I don't want to have to explain to my 7 year old what strip clubs and leather bondage bars are....So, adult billboards ? I'm takin' 'em down ! "
I fear for my testicles, for which he is probably coming after next.
God Bless Us, Everyone
Yes, come November it's time for good folks in Florida to elect a new
Gov., since Jeb Bush's (W's brother) time is finally up.
So, here in The Sunshine State, (the *only* state in the union that prohibits
the adoption of children by same sex couples, btw) the barrage of TV ads
has begun in full force.
It's the same old promises from all of them...Lower taxes, better schools,
blah blah. But there is one candidate that is particularly offensive. He's a
front runner too, his name is Tom Gallager.
Get this: In his TV ad he actually says: "I'm not about to let congress redefine what marraige means to myself and my wife and children, so I'll
strongly support a ban on so called 'gay marraige'...Then in the same breath actually says, "Plus I'll see to it that more and more children in need of adoption willl be able to find happy homes in which to live."
The irony of those two thoughts strung together apparently escapes him
entirely.
And then just for a little icing on the cake he closes with, "And I don't want to have to explain to my 7 year old what strip clubs and leather bondage bars are....So, adult billboards ? I'm takin' 'em down ! "
I fear for my testicles, for which he is probably coming after next.
God Bless Us, Everyone

