Beware of Homosexuals!

[MidnightPrism]

 

[gaybot9000]

lol ive seen that guy on the internets a billion times
i never knew it was from this.. lol hilarious

 

[glo-unit]

I've seen it before, but man it's fucked up. I don't know whether to be sad and socked that enough people once thought like that to make a video, or whether to laugh at what idiots people used to be. Probably a little of both.

 

[ahotjock71]

Sad, it is, really.

 

[jakke]

Does anyone know of if there is any gay book store that has a section containing the manuals explaing how to lurk young boys. I must confess, I and a lot of my friends just want to live out our simple queer lives. I guess we'll just have to bone up on all the techniques of following young boys, using the right pickup lines, and don't forget all the tips on how to convert a straight kid into a ***HOMOSEXUAL ***!!! I guess in our persuit of equality rights, social justice for every member in society, and dealing with other shit society throws at us, we fags, just plumb forgot to chase down little boys. Sorry to let the the redneck breeders down!

 

[hawkia]

Great post! Guess we have made a little progress. Thanks be to Don't ask don't tell LMAO

 

[blackbeltninja]

I almost feel guilty for being on this board now. Someone smack me.

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Bad surfboy! BAD! Do NOT let it happen again!

Feel better?

-d-

 

[Kurn]

Glad I found out about this! Who are these "homosexuals" anyway?
Have you ever met one?

 

[Nonimus]

I saw a guy in a restroom once that I'm pretty sure was a homosexual.

You didn't leave your freinds and take a short cut under the peer did you??? - That's how 'they' get you!

 

[CaptainJohn]

Nice to know we can count on public opinion remaining consistent since the 1950's.

 

[Nonimus]

No, this was in a town on the prairies, no piers around to take a short cut under, though, we did have a couple of bridges in the city at the time. I wasn't anywhere near those though so I felt pretty safe.

Phew, but just to be safe - i think you should jump in my car and let me take you home - Wanna go see some puppies?

 

[frankfrank]

I visited with a (*gasp*) HOMOSEXUAL last night, and I lived to tell about it!

I thought they always chop you up into small pieces and feed you to the alligators. Never mind that there aren't alligators in Minnesota, except in the zoo.

He didn't even try to recruit me, either. That's impossible, ISN'T it??? Don't they ALWAYS recruit?

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