Biggest Package in Baseball

[justndav]

Since the boys of Summer have started up I was just wondering whose package in baseball has caught your eye. Of course there are the usual suspects like Jim Thome who looks like he is a very big boy. I have also noticed Jon Garland of the White Sox, Roy Oswalt of the Astros, Adam LaRoche of the Braves, and Chipper Jones of the Braves. Who else do you think could be hung like a horse?

 

[cityboy-stl]

It is said that John Rocker puts a horse to shame. He also puts a jackass to shame but that's another story.

 

[star-warrior]

Don't they wear crotch guards to stop the baseballs from hitting their groin? They do in cricket, and it's called a "box", which oddly enough is a euphemism for a vagina....

 

[justndav]

Well most ball players wear cups, but of course they are different size and the cocks and balls they are guarding are different sizes too thus the package on some guys can be much bigger. I just get so horny when I watch a ball game and a bulging crotched player is on the tv, whether it be pro or college ball I love a big bulge on a baseball player.

 

[james1200]

I've heard that traitorus fuck johnny damon is hung like a horse...if figures since he's such a retarded hick something had to go right somewhere...i can't believe i used to love the guy.

 

[Snickers52]

From the looks of Rocker, most of his package was definitely cup.

 

[justndav]

Come on guys, there have to be some baseball lovers out there... Which players are catching your eye this year in terms of hotness. And let's keep this strictly baseball only.

 

[justndav]

Wow, I cant believe Varitek would let a pic let that be taken if its real. I still love a guy sporting a big bulging jock- it makes baseball so fucking hot to watch. I especially love the young teams like the Braves. Yum Yum Yum.

 

[dynk]

Sorry, Varitek does nothing for me, neither does baseball.

 

[filipbong]

Agreed...
Chipper Jones looks cocky, literally and figuratively .
But I'd say Cal Ripken Jr's package is huge both in size and prestige. It would be my greatest honor and pleasure to service it .

 

[justndav]

Adam LaRoche tonight (Thursday) against Phillies was sporting a huge freaking bulge, it was massive and I couldnt believe my eyes. I had to rewind the tv like two or three times. I think his nickname should be anaconda. Also has anyone here ever written to a baseball player and told them they were hot or what they would like to do with them? If so who was it and were you brave enough to put your address on the envelope.

 

[Croynan]

I Pose A Few Small Questions But Obvious Ones.

Which is more important to you, the "size of their buldge" or the "quality of the playing skills?"

If the best player around was found to have the smallest cock, would that influence whether you would still favor that player?

I was just trying to determine if this is one of those "cock size threads" or a true "baseball thread."

You each have 30 seconds to render your decisions. Rule #1765 of the Baseball Player's Association. (League Rules)

only the local village idiot would ask questions like that as he knows little if anything about baseball. team sports were never my thing. although I do like to watch hockey
- where COLORADO IS GOING TO BEAT MONTEREAL FOR THE STANLEY CUP THIS YEAR.

 

[cocktales]

^^^^ Very Good! lol

I too have heard that the bigot, John Rocker, is noted to possess the biggest "BAT" of baseball, as noted by a sports caster in the locker room from him displaying it to all to see............

I guess if you shut his mouth up, one could actually like him, at least for something!!

 

[justndav]

Well I love baseball as a game, but I lust after some of the hot players too. I just cant help but stare at a guys crotch if I find him remotely attractive. Hell Im guilty of doing it at work. I just day dream about the size of the package.

 

[white fang]

Agreed. Jason Varitek is my main man!!

 

[ross_1986]

I LOVE baseball uniforms....and baseball hats. They're SO sexy!!!

And all these years, I thought I wasn't interested in sports.....

 

[seven_sins]

From the looks of Rocker, most of his package was definitely cup.

It is still rumored that he has a big one. Whatever happened to the sob?

 

[justndav]

I now have the hots for Dustin Pedroia, Josh Beckett, Ryan Theriot, and Sean Marshall... yum yum yum.

 

[JackFTwist]

How have you noticed Jon Garland and Jim Thome, both of the White Sox, and not spotted Paul Kornerko, Joe Crede, or Brian Anderson? Mark Buehrle is a stud, too. Aaron Rowand, now with the Giants but with us in 2005 and prior, is a good looking guy.

Can't go wrong with baseball.