Body Wash

[jjonn3]

This past weekend I was out of town staying at a hotel.

Like many hotels now instead of providing a bar of soap in the shower they have a pump with body wash.

And it got me thinking - was body wash invented by a 14 year old who didn't want his Mom to find his lube in the shower?

 

[unloadonme]

Who needs lube in the shower?

 

[me203]

It's been years since I stayed in a motel (never a hotel that I can recall), but I guess I'm not surprised the dinky bars of soap I remember got replaced with body wash...

I wonder if guests try to siphon out as much body wash to take with them (along with towels and other items that aren't locked down) when they leave?! After all, I've heard the line about hotel room art only needs one quality: too big to easily fit into a suitcase!

 

[Peloso]

I prefer bar soap. Body wash has too many chemicals and feels filmy no matter how thoroughly I rinse.

 

[Vannie]

I only use soap on a rope.

 

[Alistair]

I only use soap on a rope.

I’d be afraid to bend over in Shady Acres too

 

[Kahaih]

I’d be afraid to bend over in Shady Acres too

I thought he was worried about another trip to the emergency room to get his soap back.

 

[Kahaih]

I prefer bar soap. Body wash has too many chemicals and feels filmy no matter how thoroughly I rinse.

I always felt like I had trapped grime/bacteria under that layer of film. Couldn't stand the thought of it.

 

[backagain]

I bring my own soap. Dove, unscented and and for sensitive skin.

 

[Vannie]

I thought he was worried about another trip to the emergency room to get his soap back.

It really burned. And I blew bubbles out of butt for a week.

 

[Alistair]

It really burned. And I blew bubbles out of butt for a week.

That would explain the natural gas leak New Jersey was trying to find

 

[Vannie]

That would explain the natural gas leak New Jersey was trying to find

At least it smelled like Irish Spring.

 

[LilBit]

14-year-old me once used Prell for lube (not in the shower). I learned the hard way that it was not a good idea to not thoroughly wash it off afterwards.

 

[Peloso]

14-year-old me once used Prell for lube (not in the shower). I learned the hard way that it was not a good idea to not thoroughly wash it off afterwards.

Did your dick become too luscious, bouncy and full of body?

 

[me203]

I also use bar soap, although there were times I tried liquid soap. Bar soap is probably better value, which appeals to a cheapskate like me. Although the soap I get isn't cheap--it might be possible to get a liquid soap/bodywash for less. But it's easy on my skin. I can remember making do at various times--like supply shortages during 2020--and noticing my hands weren't happy with the mix of washing hands constantly + "the best I can do this week" bar of soap of the moment.

Oddly, I have a vague memory of my family using liquid soap when I was young. Just for the bathroom sink. I have no idea what the thinking might have been. Maybe the hope it would be neater?

 

[me203]

I only use soap on a rope.

I avoid this myself. No sense in making it easier for someone who breaks into the shower, hoping to strangle me!

 

[LilBit]

Did your dick become too luscious, bouncy and full of body?

If only. It got irritated as hell.

 

[pornoboy]

One of the best body-wash on this planet...
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[Thad1527]

This brand is OK.

It doesn't get my highest recommendation...but it's from Dollar Tree. 24 ounces for $1.25. Good value, cleans well, but minimal fragrance.