Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2014

[pat grimshaw]

You don't want to be his Hepburn?

Cary Grant says "Your so-called strength…You'll never be a first class human being .."

 

[xbuzzerx]

I asked about that place here—

—but didn't get much intelligent response

Intelligent questions are kind of a prerequisite for intelligent answers.

You don't want to be his Hepburn?

Someone too afraid and unmanly to even show a pic? Nah.

 

[bort138]

I type out responses to many threads here and on other message boards but don't post them.

 

[dereperez]

I'm feeling weirded out by someone here.

 

[maxpowr9]

Someone too afraid and unmanly to even show a pic? Nah.

So many Arrested Development allusions, so little time...

 

[belamyi]

Something quite (or maybe not) specious, and of medical interest..: I didn't know how far you could retract your foreskin until I was seventeen, when I finally got rid of all the cum that had hardened and had been accumulating under it ever since I started having my first nightly pollutions at about twelve

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Something quite (or maybe not) specious, and of medical interest..: I didn't know how far you could retract your foreskin until I was seventeen, when I finally got rid of all the cum that had hardened and had been accumulating under it ever since I started having my first nightly pollutions at about twelve

 

[medic1]

EEEWWWEEE! belamo, did the faint Parmesan whiff, whenever you went for a piss, not give you a clue.....

 

[belamyi]

Yep, that was me
That's the TOTALLY idiotic and gross me whenever I am not on my own and I let myself be dragged and drifted by the general idiotic current that expects me to be like them by mere borg-like osmosis...

So that's why and how, after getting all cleand up anf ready, I decided to strap on a pair and start hiring and all tht stuff...

 

[darden]

I may or may not be comitting insurance fraud.

when I dropped my car off at the service center today and went over it with the insurance agent, she pointed out 2 things right next to where my car was hit as damage. even though those specific 2 things weren't actually caused by the accident (some scratches on the headlight and my broken fog light), I didn't correct her.

the damage that *was* caused by the accident is the big stuff anyways... cracked bumper and paint damage from where I was hit.

 

[darden]

Something quite (or maybe not) specious, and of medical interest..: I didn't know how far you could retract your foreskin until I was seventeen, when I finally got rid of all the cum that had hardened and had been accumulating under it ever since I started having my first nightly pollutions at about twelve

I went through the same thing, actually... limited internet and a dad who was disinterested in actually talking to me about this stuff lead to me not knowing that the foreskin was supposed to retract until my doctor told me when I was like 14. that first cleaning was a bit gross.

 

[belamyi]

EEEWWWEEE! belamo, did the faint Parmesan whiff, whenever you went for a piss, not give you a clue.....

Nope, and you, maybe better than others (or not), should know tht once the thing dries up, the smell is gone... all the more after it gets under the progresively stalling foreskin... I simply assumed, with my first fluxes of cum, that it dries up and goes away everywhere like on the surface.

I just noticed some small "scales" on the glans when I went to pee, and got rid of them, but had not noticed a bigger deposit installed at the bottom of the foreskin, and when I did notice thebump I just started to proceed gently, with both fear and curiosity

 

[belamyi]

I may or may not be comitting insurance fraud.

when I dropped my car off at the service center today and went over it with the insurance agent, she pointed out 2 things right next to where my car was hit as damage. even though those specific 2 things weren't actually caused by the accident (some scratches on the headlight and my broken fog light), I didn't correct her.

the damage that *was* caused by the accident is the big stuff anyways... cracked bumper and paint damage from where I was hit.

You are aware that if that supposes a few dollars and not one big butch size of zillions of dollars, they might want to go after you

I went through the same thing, actually... limited internet and a dad who was disinterested in actually talking to me about this stuff lead to me not knowing that the foreskin was supposed to retract until my doctor told me when I was like 14. that first cleaning was a bit gross.

 

[darden]

You are aware that if that supposes a few dollars and not one big butch size of zillions of dollars, they might want to go after you

I don't think I can get caught, and it's not like I deliberately lied, I just didn't correct the insurance agent.

for what I'm paying every year for full-coverage, they can stand to replace a headlight cover or two for me

 

[belamyi]

I don't think I can get caught, and it's not like I deliberately lied, I just didn't correct the insurance agent.

for what I'm paying every year for full-coverage, they can stand to replace a headlight cover or two for me

Yeah, but what they SHOULD be doing has NOTHING do to with what is ultimately acknowledged as legitimate

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Yep, that was me
That's the TOTALLY idiotic and gross me whenever I am not on my own and I let myself be dragged and drifted by the general idiotic current that expects me to be like them by mere borg-like osmosis...

So that's why and how, after getting all cleand up anf ready, I decided to strap on a pair and start hiring and all tht stuff...

I went through the same thing, actually... limited internet and a dad who was disinterested in actually talking to me about this stuff lead to me not knowing that the foreskin was supposed to retract until my doctor told me when I was like 14. that first cleaning was a bit gross.

Considering how often I played with mine (... although cut), it surprises me to hear this type of talk. I pushed, pulled, poked inside, jerked, twisted, rolled... just about everything you can imagine... to my penis. How do you guys own one, and not find out and explore everything it can do ???

I've often wondered if phimosis is caused from this type of general lack of ... exploration... and retracting frequently while younger.

 

[darden]

Considering how often I played with mine (... although cut), it surprises me to hear this type of talk. I pushed, pulled, poked inside, jerked, twisted, rolled... just about everything you can imagine... to my penis. How do you guys own one, and not find out and explore everything it can do ???

I've often wondered if phimosis is caused from this type of general lack of ... exploration... and retracting frequently while younger.

I distinctly remember once, as a young kid, rolling it back and freaking out because I didn't think it was supposed to do that. I rolled it back up and didn't think about it again until I was a teen.

 

[xbuzzerx]

I just noticed some small "scales" on the glans when I went to pee

Reptilian confirmed.

 

[belamyi]

Considering how often I played with mine (... although cut), it surprises me to hear this type of talk. I pushed, pulled, poked inside, jerked, twisted, rolled... just about everything you can imagine... to my penis. How do you guys own one, and not find out and explore everything it can do ???

I've often wondered if phimosis is caused from this type of general lack of ... exploration... and retracting frequently while younger.

Well, no: if you think well about it, sex is not so much about you and your little buddy as about the attraction for something you consider sexually enticing... unless you are a very self-centered person, or a borg, which amounts to the same

At 12, sex was for me in my dreams, and when I woke up I just cleaned up what could be cleaned. Now, sex for me is the few minutes a day I devote to unloading that dead weight inside me... and I haven't had sex dreams in well ofter fifteen years.


You said you are American, are you? It ceased to amaze me, long time ago, the degree of candidness that American people use to label and to try to explain and understand virtually anything and everything with the couple of ready-made labels they have to enlighten their cavemen cluelessness

 

[belamyi]

I distinctly remember once, as a young kid, rolling it back and freaking out because I didn't think it was supposed to do that. I rolled it back up and didn't think about it again until I was a teen.

I just kept pulling back and wondered how far it could go yet