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Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2014

darden said:
I distinctly remember once, as a young kid, rolling it back and freaking out because I didn't think it was supposed to do that. I rolled it back up and didn't think about it again until I was a teen.
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I would have been excited to have found a new trick and done it non-stop. ;)


... although I do vaguely remember being scared to play with my balls much. I was scared I'd get them twisted around each other and not be able to untie them.

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belamo said:
You said you are American, are you? It ceased to amaze me, long time ago, the degree of candidness that American people use to label and to try to explain and understand virtually anything and everything with the couple of ready-made labels they have to enlighten their cavemen cluelessness :cool: :mrgreen: :rolleyes:
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I am American.

It took you 17 years to figure out your own foreskin retracted, and *I* am the clueless caveman ???

I knew they did that before I was 17, and I don't even have one.

Who's your Daddy-Borg now ??? :D
 
borg69unimatrix said:
I would have been excited to have found a new trick and done it non-stop. ;)


... although I do vaguely remember being scared to play with my balls much. I was scared I'd get them twisted around each other and not be able to untie them.

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If everything had been so easy as getting to the ho-marketplace to get it... so how do you reckon I have fared with my education, my teen-Angst, my first jobs, my going out to clubs, my attempts at "dating" like a "normal" guy... my... my... my... :roll: :cool:
 
borg69unimatrix said:
I am American.

It took you 17 years to figure out your own foreskin retracted, and *I* am the clueless caveman ???

I knew they did that before I was 17, and I don't even have one.

Who's your Daddy-Borg now ??? :D
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Exactly: cavemen are all obviousness and mere nature... raising yourself above what you end up discovering anyway, with what most will never any clue about, and then keep wondering and whining "oh why, oh my, oh why, why why..." is what makes the difference between a lower entity like a borg and a man :rolleyes: :cool: :mrgreen:
 
belamo said:
If everything had been so easy as getting to the ho-marketplace to get it... so how do you reckon I have fared with my education, my teen-Angst, my first jobs, my going out to clubs, my attempts at "dating" like a "normal" guy... my... my... my... :roll: :cool:
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I didn't wait for someone else to come along to make me feel good.

I took matters into my own hands and masturbated... A LOT.
 
I park in "family-friendly" parking zones all the time and don't even feel a little guilty.

the only time I'll actively avoid the spots is when going to a store like Babys R Us or something (or if there's plenty of non-designated spots open... but if the lot is packed and my options are parking a mile away versus declaring myself a one-man family, fuck it.)
 
darden said:
I park in "family-friendly" parking zones all the time and don't even feel a little guilty.

the only time I'll actively avoid the spots is when going to a store like Babys R Us or something (or if there's plenty of non-designated spots open... but if the lot is packed and my options are parking a mile away versus declaring myself a one-man family, fuck it.)
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If you're a "one man family", what are you doing at Babies'R'Us ??? ;)
 
As (I think) the only JUBber on here with full-scale phimosis, I can ASSURE you I pulled my foreskin back many, many times in my teens. :lol:

The 'opening' (whatever the medical term for it) was always way too small for the skin to ever be pulled down right over the head and under - instead, the skin went as far as to sit tight on top the head, with a tiny 'oval' the only part exposed - and even then, that was only if I purposefully pulled it down further - otherwise, the default 'bobble' or 'anteater' shape is permanent.

It remains that way today. As does the masturbation preference to humping as opposed to 'normal' wanking. ;)
 
ChickenGuy said:
As (I think) the only JUBber on here with full-scale phimosis, I can ASSURE you I pulled my foreskin back many, many times in my teens. :lol:

The 'opening' (whatever the medical term for it) was always way too small for the skin to ever be pulled down right over the head and under - instead, the skin went as far as to sit tight on top the head, with a tiny 'oval' the only part exposed - and even then, that was only if I purposefully pulled it down further - otherwise, the default 'bobble' or 'anteater' shape is permanent.

It remains that way today. As does the masturbation preference to humping as opposed to 'normal' wanking. ;)
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I wasn't meaning EVERY case fit into my highly uneducated theory... There are always exceptions.
 
belamo said:
Exactly: cavemen are all obviousness and mere nature... raising yourself above what you end up discovering anyway, with what most will never any clue about, and then keep wondering and whining "oh why, oh my, oh why, why why..." is what makes the difference between a lower entity like a borg and a man :rolleyes: :cool: :mrgreen:
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Sounds like a fancy pants way of saying "I have no common sense but I lay claim to a much more enlightened form of knowledge." :cool::mrgreen:
 
borg69unimatrix said:
I didn't wait for someone else to come along to make me feel good.

I took matters into my own hands and masturbated... A LOT.
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OMG you are so borg that wherever you may be with someone else to have sex (if ever :cool: :mrgreen: ) you must be thinking you are making love with and to yourself, since you get so well all on your own...

borg, it is not that I NEED another one, or his love or... it is simply that sex makes sense only when you go out of yourself... your remind me of those who think that they know all themselves and do not miss anything from out there: hell, you where describing the typical self-sufficient teen cockyness, something more to be ashamed than proud of... 8-)
 
xbuzzerx said:
Sounds like a fancy pants way of saying "I have no common sense but I lay claim to a much more enlightened form of knowledge." :cool::mrgreen:
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Sounds like a sloppy way of saying "I am clueless and ignorant, but I will just call it 'common sense' to save my face and pretend that I still have some dignity left after having realized that" :cool: :mrgreen: :rolleyes:
 
belamo said:
OMG you are so borg that wherever you may be with someone else to have sex (if ever :cool: :mrgreen: ) you must be thinking you are making love with and to yourself, since you get so well all on your own...

borg, it is not that I NEED another one, or his love or... it is simply that sex makes sense only when you go out of yourself... your remind me of those who think that they know all themselves and do not miss anything from out there: hell, you where describing the typical self-sufficient teen cockyness, something more to be ashamed than proud of... 8-)
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I'm saying I had needs and if I waited for someone else to help me with them I would have killed someone. LOL

In my younger years I was jerking off 4-7 times a day. Now that I'm "old", it's only 1-3 times a day. :D

As the Borg say... Resistance is Futile.
 
belamo said:
Something quite (or maybe not) specious, and of medical :mrgreen: interest..: I didn't know how far you could retract your foreskin until I was seventeen, when I finally got rid of all the cum that had hardened and had been accumulating under it ever since I started having my first nightly pollutions at about twelve :cool:
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That's pretty intense, but I can somewhat relate. I didn't have your problem quite, but it didn't occur to me until the tail end of high school that it's far more hygienic to pull my foreskin back while peeing.
And here's another confession: I find some men's feet to be very attractive, but foot fetish porn usually grosses me out. Like, I think of feet as being pretty germy, so I wouldn't put them in my mouth or anything. It's kind of a weird spot to be in, I think.
 
Crystal Winds said:
That's pretty intense, but I can somewhat relate. I didn't have your problem quite, but it didn't occur to me until the tail end of high school that it's far more hygienic to pull my foreskin back while peeing.
And here's another confession: I find some men's feet to be very attractive, but foot fetish porn usually grosses me out. Like, I think of feet as being pretty germy, so I wouldn't put them in my mouth or anything. It's kind of a weird spot to be in, I think.
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Feet rarely have a grey area, IMO. They're either attractive, or fugly.
 
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