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Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2014

borg69unimatrix said:
I'm saying I had needs and if I waited for someone else to help me with them I would have killed someone. LOL

In my younger years I was jerking off 4-7 times a day. Now that I'm "old", it's only 1-3 times a day. :D

As the borg say... Resistance is Futile.
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Right, resistance is futile: mastering leads to overcoming :cool: :mrgreen:
The difference between what you explain and what I expose, is that you ENJOYED MERE sensuality, while for me it was pointless, even inexistent while focused on something else. Some stupid may say that's typical Mediterranean extrovertive as opposed to Northern-Central European introvertness... but then they couldn't explain how my loathing and typically Northern European social clumsiness would fit in that picture 8-) :rolleyes:
 
belamo said:
Right, resistance is futile: mastering leads to overcoming :cool: :mrgreen:
The difference between what you explain and what I expose, is that you ENJOYED MERE sensuality, while for me it was pointless, even inexistent while focused on something else. Some stupid may say that's typical Mediterranean extrovertive as opposed to Northern-Central European introvertness... but then they couldn't explain how my loathing and typically Northern European social clumsiness would fit in that picture 8-) :rolleyes:
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If your sex drive was as high as mine, that must have been very expensive and exhausting... not to mention time consuming... and frustrating.
 
belamo said:
Nope, and you, maybe better than others (or not), should know tht once the thing dries up, the smell is gone... all the more after it gets under the progresively stalling foreskin... I simply assumed, with my first fluxes of cum, that it dries up and goes away everywhere like on the surface.

I just noticed some small "scales" on the glans when I went to pee, and got rid of them, but had not noticed a bigger deposit installed at the bottom of the foreskin, and when I did notice thebump I just started to proceed gently, with both fear and curiosity :cool: :mrgreen:
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[-X That is why i said a "faint" Whiff. Though how the fuck you managed to ignore what must have been such an accumulation of "smeg" Did you not think my god, i have a tumour under my "Hood"?...........:p
 
medic1 said:
[-X That is why i said a "faint" Whiff. Though how the fuck you managed to ignore what must have been such an accumulation of "smeg" Did you not think my god, i have a tumour under my "Hood"?...........:p
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With such a fugly thing like mine, with all those gross veins, and those moles... yes, I thought something of it, but then it could also be that the contour of the glans was as unshapely as the rest... but, in fact, as I said, I was just discovering and did not have any feeling or definite clue about what exactly was going on until the foreskin kept retracting to the root of the problem.

Ha! you will never look at my posts the same way, and I am glad that my outcast status is confirmed with everyone :cool: :mrgreen:
 
belamo said:
With such a fugly thing like mine, with all those gross veins, and those moles... yes, I thought something of it, but then it could also be that the contour of the glans was as unshapely as the rest... but, in fact, as I said, I was just discovering and did not have any feeling or definite clue about what exactly was going on until the foreskin kept retracting to the root of the problem.

Ha! you will never look at my posts the same way, and I am glad that my outcast status is confirmed with everyone :cool: :mrgreen:
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Balamo's penis is Pandora 's Box. Once He opened it all the evil came out.
 
borg69unimatrix said:
balano's penis is Pandora 's Box. Once He opened it all the evil came out.
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You're just jealous that I am a cooler devil than you, and you are pissed that being a fucking borg is not da shittest thing in the whole Universal Universe that you had thought it to be :cool: :mrgreen:
 
belamo said:
You're just jealous that I am a cooler devil than you, and you are pissed that being a fucking borg is not da shittest thing in the whole Universal Universe that you had thought it to be :cool: :mrgreen:
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I'd rather be a "fucking Borg" than have a penis that looks like this: ;)

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I guess there are some things in life that ARE resistible. :lol:
 
borg69unimatrix said:
One of the most bizarre cartoons I've ever seen!!!



Don't take that crack as in invitation to stick your penis in it, please. :)
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You all knwo that my fixation with cracks NECESSARILY involves well-rounded, meaty manly asscheeks :cool: :rolleyes:

I like better the second part, in which the prince is seen in full frontal in a bath with his shiny golden blond pubes exposed :mrgreen:

but that part is not on that site, and I never saw it posted anywhere on the net...
 
I've pretty much given up on trying to find colors I think suit me.

85%+ of my t-shirts are black, grey, or Olive/dark off greens... in that order with a few Navy Blues, and a small spattering of "real" colors: red, yellow, brown...

I won't even look at anything else for consideration anymore.
 
borg69unimatrix said:
I've pretty much given up on trying to find colors I think suit me.

85%+ of my t-shirts are black, grey, or Olive/dark off greens... in that order with a few Navy Blues, and a small spattering of "real" colors: red, yellow, brown...

I won't even look at anything else for consideration anymore.
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Did it ever ocurred to you giving up on using t-shirts (I thought that was an uncool word for old farts, anyway :mrgreen: ) as the mainstay in your wardrobe altogether? :cool:
 
belamo said:
Did it ever ocurred to you giving up on using t-shirts (I thought that was an uncool word for old farts, anyway :mrgreen: ) as the mainstay in your wardrobe altogether? :cool:
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Nope. I like it calm, cool, casual, easy and comfortable. No ostentatious pretense, no glitz, no glamor. Utilitarian all the way. I can wear it to work. I can wear it working in the yard. I can wear it Out Shopping. I can sleep in it.

... I just can't wear it in my parents country club... and I'm OK with that, too. I hate going there anyway.
 
borg69unimatrix said:
Nope. I like it calm, cool, casual, easy and comfortable. No ostentatious pretense, no glitz, no glamor. Utilitarian all the way. I can wear it to work. I can wear it working in the yard. I can wear it Out Shopping. I can sleep in it.

... I just can't wear it in my parents country club... and I'm OK with that, too. I hate going there anyway.
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Wear a slim fit plain white cotton shirt: it provides absolutely EVERYTHING you mentioned, and you can wear it even in a country club (I still can'T bring myself to accepting the notion that country clubs are not something that died along with automats and racial segregation... or at least with that Gilmore Girls episode that I zapped along once)...
 
belamo said:
I still can'T bring myself to accepting the notion that country clubs are not something that died along with automats and racial segregation... or at least with that Gilmore Girls episode that I zapped along once)...
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Those rich pretentious snobs need their place of exclusivity to waste their money on to feel superior to everyone else who can't afford to get in and throw their money away.


... and I don't like wearing white. It's too... angelic... and too hard to keep clean. Yes... all my socks and underwear are dark too. I don't think I own anything white, except my own ass. :)
 
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