Do Clams Fuck???

[snapcat]

Have you ever wondered how clams reproduce? I've never seen 2 (or even 3) clams fucking. So where do baby clams come from? What do you call a baby clam?

Sometimes I just sit here and wonder about stuff like this ...

 

[dynk]

Never heard of fucking clams before, so I guess they don't fuck. I think they just fertilize their eggs without penetration.

 

[Fire]

Never heard of fucking clams before, so I guess they don't fuck. I think they just fertilize their eggs without penetration.

External fertilization, yes, like many sea creatures.

 

[runner]

I guess they don't fuck

Pity the poor clams!!

 

[DAC1]

bearded clams do fuck!

 

[cynicus]

Don't even ask. Clam-fucking is disgusting. Baby clams are called "clamettes."

 

[Twisly]

i think they are asexual... meaning they reproduce by themselves.

 

[eddielee]

I think clams just spray a lot of semen and eggs in the water. I don't think they fuck, they just have one big orgasm. There are some fish that fuck. I had some fucking guppies, uh, I mean I had some guppies that fucked.

 

[dorkchain]

Bivalves are typically gonochoristic, fertilization is external, and the developing larva, or baby clam (also called the veliger) settles to the bottom after a time in the plankton.


I don't know about the rest of you, but that gets me hot!!

 

[micklader]

Ok, so your question has been answered but we humans are literally fish out of water when our sexual behaviour is compared to the clams.

Essentially all life started in the oceans and humans (and other land animals) have had to adapt to sexual reproduction in dry environments by evolving penetrative body parts and bodly fluid to carry sperm into the female and also a sealed liquid filled environment for the developing baby aka the womb.

Da-da!

As the saying goes - sexual creatures fuck each other over while asexual creatures go fuck themselves...or something like that.

 

[GL]

OK, so claims reproduce asexually? But if they did go for the horizontal mambo, do you think you would hear a "clack-clack-clack" when they go at it? You know, shell to shell?

Yes... I know that was a terrible joke. I'm bored! Go ahead and groan.

 

[dw8038r2]

Bivalves are typically gonochoristic, fertilization is external, and the developing larva, or baby clam (also called the veliger) settles to the bottom after a time in the plankton.


Dorkchain, you can sure take the magic and the mystery, not to mention the hot, throbbing excitement, out of sex. What a cold shower! Nope, you're not invited to Ronboy's next orgy--you'd take too many notes.

See why "intelligent design" is better than "cold, hard science"?

 

[Mako247]

the clams all wait for the great clam to come and fuck them silly
then they spurt out there clamato juice with the wee ones


oh my god, I cant believe I just typed that

 

[cocktales]

Hey!!

I know some guys who fertilize like clams!

They jack off and "spray" their semen all over their mates........so that's what they are doin then, making clams??? lol

Hey, I guess you learn somethin new every day!!

 

[b_o_n_n_i_e]

clams dont fuck? really? maybe there's one glitch here. maybe they dont fuck because there are no STRAIGHT clams. all of them are gay or lesbos so all they do is jack each other off or lick or what. lol... that would be fun, too. i mean the jacking off. not the licking.

 

[snapcat]

lesbian clams ....

 

[unclaimedblessing]

Of course they fuck.
Their fucking was not only the inspiration for castanets, but for the remark "Stop that fucking noise".

 

[dorkchain]

Of course they fuck.
Their fucking was not only the inspiration for castanets, but for the remark "Stop that fucking noise".

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!

Can they hear you when you are yelling at them to "Stop that fucking noise?" HMMM, Do clams have ears ?

 

[Kyanimal]

Recently overheard in a very busy restaurant:

"Waiter! Where the Hell are those Fucking Clams I ordered??!"

 

[garrettsf]

I had some great fucking fried clams at the Lobster Pot in Provincetown.........