Do you pick up things with your feet?

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Yes, I do.

It seems a waste not to use your toes.

 

[PrinceCory]

Nope, I don't pick up items. I'm usually wearing socks now that I'm old and my feet easily get cold. I do "pet" the cat or scratch her belly once in a while with my toes. But I'd have 50% chance and getting a bloody foot out of the act of kindness.

 

[rareboy]

Following Lasik cataract surgery, I am not supposed to bend over for the first 24 hours.

So I tried picking something up with my foot.

It did not work.

So I squatted.

 

[MusicMan321]

No, that's what hands are for.

Agree

 

[purina]

Actually, now that I think of it, plantar warts.

 

[fredroy]

"So I squatted."
Did you have an appropriately positioned dildo waiting for you?

 

[fredroy]

When I was a kid, like eight or nine, Mom for some reason, perhaps to entertain her brats, showed us how to write with your feet.
I'm not any good. I'll figure it out if I lose my left hand. But Mom.... it was trippy. She was left handed. Writing with her left foot was just scrawling. With her right foot, looked like her normal hand writing.

I'm right handed with a PC mouse. Left hand? Nah, it goes the opposite directing every time.

I'm a lefty. Picking stuff up with my right foot is much easier than using my left foot.

 

[fredroy]

"So I squatted."
Did you have an appropriately positioned dildo waiting for you?

Ah. I used a forbidden word. Can I say "toy"?

Trippy.

 

[fredroy]

One thing I say Good about picking stuff up with your feet, just you wait and some day you bend over to pick something up and your back says "fuck you" and you spend a week just sitting.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Very callous reply.

You sound prety chapped.

 

[Kahaih]

One thing I say Good about picking stuff up with your feet, just you wait and some day you bend over to pick something up and your back says "fuck you" and you spend a week just sitting.

Yeah, but a lot of mornings my feet are already saying 'fuck you' and won't even pick themselves up as I shuffle out to put the kettle on.