Comrad
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I couldn't think of a better way to word the title but anyway, here's my two shorts.
Ok i must admit my mom has damn good taste in men, she doest know that i think that because I'm her "straight" son who just hast found the right girl for him .
Anyway i was watching Tv with her one day and she was just flicking through the channels and some commercial came on with some exceptionally good looking dude. Shes the kind of person who says whats on her mind so she just shouts "God DAMN hes good looking" she dose that often, but one time when she said that, i was a milla second from saying "FUCK YEAH HE ISS!" it slightly came out but you couldn't tell what i was about to say but she kinda of glanced over at me and looked for two second and just carried on.
After that was over i said to my self i MUST learn to control my self a bit more, or just stop watching TV with her.
Ah but the closet it has ever come to was when my cousin had came over and got on my computer and was talking to her boyfriend on the phone. I didn't think much of anything because i was sure that i had hidden all of my porn.
Then she says "Cass come here for a sec" i was just think she had ran into some computer issue she wanted me to resolve. I walk up to her and look over her shoulder and sure enough, it was a picture of some stud who was damn near naked with a radio in his hand, i fucking froze, my stomach was in knots, i didn't know what the fuck to say or do, i thought i was going to die.
She says "whats this", i play it off and say it must be a pop up form some site, or some kinda of virus, she says "how is that so, it came from kazza". I said, ohhh, its a picture for my yahoo profile, hehe hes the guy I'm going to pretend to be, i took the mouse from her hands and close the window and just walk away praying to god she would buy it. But she ist dumb lol im sure she did put two and two together.
I havet heard her mention it since this day so, alls wheel ends well.
Ok i must admit my mom has damn good taste in men, she doest know that i think that because I'm her "straight" son who just hast found the right girl for him .
Anyway i was watching Tv with her one day and she was just flicking through the channels and some commercial came on with some exceptionally good looking dude. Shes the kind of person who says whats on her mind so she just shouts "God DAMN hes good looking" she dose that often, but one time when she said that, i was a milla second from saying "FUCK YEAH HE ISS!" it slightly came out but you couldn't tell what i was about to say but she kinda of glanced over at me and looked for two second and just carried on.
After that was over i said to my self i MUST learn to control my self a bit more, or just stop watching TV with her.
Ah but the closet it has ever come to was when my cousin had came over and got on my computer and was talking to her boyfriend on the phone. I didn't think much of anything because i was sure that i had hidden all of my porn.
Then she says "Cass come here for a sec" i was just think she had ran into some computer issue she wanted me to resolve. I walk up to her and look over her shoulder and sure enough, it was a picture of some stud who was damn near naked with a radio in his hand, i fucking froze, my stomach was in knots, i didn't know what the fuck to say or do, i thought i was going to die.
She says "whats this", i play it off and say it must be a pop up form some site, or some kinda of virus, she says "how is that so, it came from kazza". I said, ohhh, its a picture for my yahoo profile, hehe hes the guy I'm going to pretend to be, i took the mouse from her hands and close the window and just walk away praying to god she would buy it. But she ist dumb lol im sure she did put two and two together.
I havet heard her mention it since this day so, alls wheel ends well.

