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[ozguy]

Oooooo this one got my juices flowing ....

I'm ready to jump a plane and come 'down under' and have mad sex with you!

I'll be waiting, babe!!

 

[Entity]

I'm drunk you're a bitch. The end.

Fuckin Vancouver...

No YOU'RE pretty gorgeous!!!!

Oh mai gahhh! You so goo at da sexses. I'ma go cumcum naow!

Didn't have too many to choose from. :/

 

[BeMused]

Another dump of fun:

spartafreedomerican huh??? I like it!

You have like perfect teeth?!

Let's fuck and get it over with.

POST NO NUDES!

What? You don't like "options?"

You are such an attention whore

don't leave now -- I haven't finished doing stuff to you !!

Love what? That dick that got deleted? lol

You would know since you are the biggest bottom here and your ass swallows dicks.

Just wanted to let you know that you're cute! jussewukno!

OHHH YOU BADD BADDD BOY --

YOU TEMPTRESS!

let's get it on!

I'm on the verge of running out of adjectives to describe how sexy I think you are Mused.

Man, you should do theater or any other stuff involving role playing, your facial expressions are absolutely amazing!

 

[Joshua_me]

I don't know whether to be flattered that you find me intelligent or offended that you hadn't noticed until now

you know what? i don't like his avatar either. he looks like he was gassed by the joker.

 

[crowboy]

Just a few recently.

Thanks bud. Glad you liked it. Your pics are great. You've got these soft eyes that I just love.

MMMMMMM, YUMMY!

 

[ozguy]

YOU TRYING TO TURN ME GAY ? it's working FUCKER !!

OMG YUM. You have the best body out of ANYone on JUB.

It's nice to know at least some people notice me around here.

 

[BeMused]

Another dump of funness

Yes it does. You just have no comprehension skills. lol

Why? Are you thinking of getting one, jackass?

Maybe it's all the human blood I feed on?

H-A-T-E are the only letters I can find to describe what I feel for you. Douche!

And what nudes are you referring to?

Fem Butt is my term of the week.

DO NOT FUCKING POST NUDES!!!!!!!!

Why post when you can comment?

LMAO that's so true. Sooooo true...

I wanna be that Rexxy. lol

You are THE ideal gay man, you must realize?

umm, Paparazzi just hit over 500 plays on iTunes.

lol.. all capitals? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Imma get that old and creepy title you mark my words lol

ssssshhhh! Just watch.

 

[CumAlong]

Touching, really:

-you're hawt

-no begging - say no more - lay down - one very happy ending --cumming up !!!

-just lettin you know, you are now an object of my lustification and are on my to stalk list...

-Put that sexy pic of you as your avatar and you'll make plenty of friends!

 

[NVRMOR]

What did she die of? Nothing serious I hope.

 

[LilBit]

Wanna see my right tittie?

(To the person who left that comment... Yes, I do.)

 

[star-warrior]

c'mon, give the poor boy some whiskey!

 

[gmoney]

a few recent ones:

I will cut a bitch!

Woofy!

BOINKING!

Gar-Gar, I can see your taint! :~O

 

[Kester]

slurrrrrp

Hawt

Well happy boxing day to me

Why hello, I came to see the popcorn and got the steak... yummy.

...........

 

[crowboy]

What's wrong Sweetie?

OMG GOATEE!!! *DROOLS*

That's a great picture, you're a very handsome man.

Agh! My cover is blown!

you should be confident! you're a damned fine looking man. and a sexy one to boot.

I could do with a guy as much on the verge as that!

Don't resist! Respond to the post that follows this one!

yeah but - what if you got attention from an OLDER, sexy, handsome guy? would you write him off because he's lke 50 or 55? and old enuff to be your Dad?

No I wouldn't. Age has nothing to do with it.
But I am restricting myself to a certain special guy.

what a fine and honest posting. i hope things go well between you and your younger friend. Best wishes for the New Year.

thank you this post helped get someone else point of view

I love comments.

 

[Memosexual87]

hey wtf!?i made a post ur comments thread long time ago but it git deleted cuz it was against the coc or sum shit...n e way heres sum i mostly get lols..

"I'd boogie with you It's all in the rhythm..."

"LOL...You soooo BAD!!!!"

"It's Lex. It's what he does. He always tries to show how smart he is."

"rofl good visual"

 

[Ram]

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[GL]

some recent ones...

You sweet talking man. An ego boost does no-one any harm so thank you for your kind words.

don't burn your weiner Dan.....Happy New Year!

Klingon FTW!!

i would steal your toys... actually u would be the perfect bf. hehe

For me and you, comments ARE direct contact!

i love u for loving alien. sigourney weaver... fuck me

they all made me happy.

 

[BeMused]

A few more that had me smiling :

you're right, so much better to stalk folks through comments...

you fucking bitch

If you shove that up your ass, does it get sharper?

Are you still mad at me for pwning you?

rarely is it worth the calories that come with a tub of popcorn.

Was it the conversation or the calories?

see my last post - i'm gonna piss my pants laffing now !!!!!

MSN? So you're not the "cool" guy in those Apple ads?

I say don't put clothes on

can i pretend to hate, just so i can suck LOL

You say "motherfucker" in such a seductive way! I love your voice.

You are such a bitch. ANYWAY - does my avatar suck? [Guess who THAT is ]

ok, the fact that your bisexual means nothing is straight!


Last one is very fresh, love it. Love them all, and love you guys

 

[BeMused]

Just got this in response to ^

OMG...How dare you post that? I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE....YOU!


EDIT: LMAO and still more additions from the same wonderful person :

You should feel dumb....because you ARE! Stupid motherfucker. bwah!

You know what? You're evil and you shall be destroyed!

 

[G-Lexington]

Two current faves -

* the only funny thing about you is how hard you try.
* my dorsal plates lie flat for you!

Thanks!

Lex