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[gmoney]

Um. Yeah. I want to chow down on your thingy. That is all. :3

Saw this one when I got home tonight. Considering who it came from, I just might have to take him up on his offer!

 

[Ekim23]

Some new ones I like :

funny. you don't sound French. ..now go out and eat something fabulous!

Vous êtes très mignon

Ho handsome. How are you today?

MY heart is broken

Now now don't be bitchy!!!

 

[StlKj]

oh fuck me with your voice.


Going down as my favorite comment ever.

 

[BeMused]

More good times:

i pulled another bi to the fold! let me put a notch on this here belt of mine.

ha! we've totally post whored this thread!

Bend over! LOL

yeah i want to be a comment whore for a few seconds

dont lie you're just a whore period

I'll defend you against those who wish to destroy you. May they suffer endlessly.

love it love it love it love LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't asking you to post you cheap slut. I was asking you to comment on my post. le-duh

You know you love it. Ho.

lmao... I'm so not inspired to jack off right now. =/ hahaha

What if my hand gets down their first?

lol.. I put the broom up to give you a giggle I don't want you getting all cranky cause [redacted] is being an arsemunching gimp.

I'm so bad at jackin off tho. You should tutor me.

I want your vertigo stick....

Don't feel the trolls.

Did I say feel? I meant feed. lol

 

[CumAlong]

sooo when do we fuck?

I am restraining myself for reasons. So I will simply say you are hot and leave it at that.

yum!

wow, you have officially become my hero with this post, please save us from the trolls.

*rips AE undies apart with my teeth*

be careful what you wish for !! what you really need is a daddy bear !

I was never a Nazi, nor was I a whore. Now get on your knees and beg my forgiveness, Bitch!

I cleared my bed just to make room for you!

And of course, I love all the touching ones too.

 

[crowboy]

I'm still waiting for you to hit a thousand. Come on Dale you can do it...lol

My gosh! you are astounding....

You would never sound stupid to me....

why so early? do the SHEEP get up that early?

You are DEF HIDING something special ! I'm gonna have to suck those nips - until you POP it outta your boxers !!

quitters never win... and if my fucked up drawl is above yours, then I win.. so nah.

yr good luck started when you hooked up with all of us laddie.

More comment love.

 

[BeMused]

Some more goodies from the last couple'a days

I so want one of those.. it's so cute watching that gave me diabetes

You.... american.. LOL

is it me you love or the paddles Muse?

It's just poetry that's oozing?

If that's not worthy of a Nobel Prize in literature, I don't know what is.

Show me your disco stick baby.

Then when you show it to me, insert it in your ass. YUMMY.

You are quite the attention whore...aren't you? lol

No fucking nudes!

Beat him up maybe?

I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!

Been listening to that wretched hedonist Lady Gaga again, haven't we Mused?

I HATE ALL BISEXUALS GRRR!!! WAH WAH WAH GAY PEOPLE SUCK TOO!! EEEW VAGINA?! *end caps lock*

I. Want. You. NOW!

The way this needs to work is this: You put your dick in my ass and I put my dick in your ass.

Hi! *drunk comments you*

 

[BeMused]

^ He's the only road block to it rav, you have to find him and take him out if you want a glimpse at the goods

 

[kevbo]

A new favorite:

mmm hard dirty stormtrooper sex....HAWT

 

[CudDULL]

Why do all the cute guys seem so wild and untamed?

Lies! I haven't gotten anything back from you yet bitch!

Did I ever enjoy your voice.... thank you

Oh yeah...you like it dirty? lol

LOL so you'll only comment me if I give you a boner?

So THAT'S how you got that BMW. Prostitute

Ooooooh this post fills me with hope. The really dirty kind of hope

what? you jealous?

 

[crowboy]

Congrats on 1K, Crowboy .

Thanks mate.

More comment love

You deserve every ounce of attention you get, maybe even more ya cutie!

 

[Ram]

 

[hungrybrownbear]

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I am so not a queen.

 

[hungrybrownbear]

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My favorite recent comment (note singular tense):

Don't you dare die. You're looking after me in my old age.

 

[BeMused]

marry me?

Well I'm about to go take a nap. Come join me.

I want you...yeah, yeah, yeah

Shut the fuck up.

hee hee, Your thank you for ending the hijack was actually a hijack.

Obvious troll is obvious... and ugly. And gross.

I'm willing to bet your schadenfreude are anything but little...

What are you? The hijack police?

Your such a closest cuddle whore We luv ya anyways

Gay gay gay...lol

There's drama on JUB?!!!

PENIS!!!!!!!

You are such an attention whore.

 

[martin6]

First you won't stick your tongue there, now you won't use your dick there? Do you suck? Hugs

@ "hugs" randomly thrown in at the end.

And for the record, I started that ass-licking thread for a friend. I'll stick my tongue pretty much anywhere these days!

 

[ChickenGuy]

OK, so here's my first selection of fave comments -

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Do you say how old you are? tell me you're uncut so i can drool and some other stuff....

You could have come for tea!

I'll give ya something soothing and comforting but it won't be words... lol.

I'm glad you're here too!

*smooch*

you are too cute!

I'm crying now... Watchmen? serious? we can no longer be friends....

OMG I LOVE YOU. LOOOOL

Thanks for making me laugh! *hugs*

jeez, talk about chicken mush

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[star-warrior]

"I think I love you."

"10 degrees last night - where are my balls?? talk about shrinkage !!!"

"old fogie spoilsport"

"just because.... "

"I wonder how many people will know what you're talking about? "

"lol the hello kity avatar is sooo cute! everytime i see it i want to say that so i finally just did. "

" "Get away from her you Bitch!" - Ellen Ripley "

"You know, quoting Tom Jones just throws your sanity into question... "

 

[GL]

Why did nobody tell me that Hal Jordan himself posts on JUB??

I can hear Rod Serling say that.

haha i love it! i never say "crotch" anymore, i always say "crotchal region" or "crotchal area"

You sound so cute!

Being a part-time geek myself, you know they won't win THAT battle.

Set phasers to ASS-KICKING!

Best pic. EVARRRR!

Happy 600th page of GL I'm Bored!

Margaritas for breakfast? Now THAT'S hardcore.

*squeals with delight*

Up from the depths...GRRRR!!!!

 

[Joshua_me]

arf arf ruff arf ruff arf arf arf arf ruff! xo


(That ol' hound has a way with words, I'll tell you what...)