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Favorite Golden Girls Quotes

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Hey, What is your favorite Golden Girls quote? Mine is:"...Dot, Dot, what a girl I got...when we shower together, we don't have to use hot".:wave:
 
Dorothy-Ma
Sophia-wait a second pussycat
Dorothy-Shady pines Ma
Sophia- Right behind ya

Everytime that line is said i laugh so hard
 
chillyboi said:
Dorothy-Ma
Sophia-wait a second pussycat
Dorothy-Shady pines Ma
Sophia- Right behind ya

Everytime that line is said i laugh so hard
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LOL I loved that too! Here's another example of the same quote....


Sophia: I'm not leaving now. It's just getting good.
Dorothy: Shady Pines, Ma!
Sophia: You're bluffing...
Dorothy: [menacingly] The West Wing?
Sophia: I'm right behind you.


(!)
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Blanche: Well, just tell him you have a lot of work at home.
Rose: I don't want to lie.
Blanche: When you get home, we'll make you clean out the garage.
Rose: Oh thanks, I owe you big for this one

****


Blanche: The Great Herring War?
Rose: Between the Lindstroms and the Johannsens.
Dorothy: Oh, THAT Great Herring War.

****

Blanche: I'll give you anything. I'll give you one of my sons.
Dorothy: Blanche.
Blanche: Dorothy, I've given this a lot of thought. I've had 4 kids, I've never had a Mercedes. So, which one do you want? Biff, Doug, Skippy? No, don't take Skippy, he's got asthma.

****

Blanche: We just rented that movie Aliens, it scared us half to death.
Sophia: I found it scary too. That Sigourney Weaver is a sweet girl but she really shouldn't go without makeup.

****

Blanche: This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?

****

Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

****
Stan: Hello Sophia, you're looking younger every day.
Sophia: Hi Stan, and that's a beautiful toupee you're wearing. Great, now we're both liars.

****

Dorothy: The woman keeps a chicken in her home, how normal can she be?
Rose: I kept a chicken in my home.
Dorothy: You see my point?

****

Dorothy: Well Blanche is certainly taking her sister's novel better than I would. I would kill my sister Gloria if she ever wrote about my sex life.
Sophia: You would kill your sister over a pamphlet?

****

Those are some of my favourites.
 
Do anyone know the song. miami is nice? i love that song.

" the old slut is dead, long live the slut"
 
sdrival said:
Dorothy: They need an aphrodisiac.
Rose: An African what?
Dorothy: An aphrodisiac. It's a substance that makes you feel sexy.
Rose: Like what?
Dorothy: Like Spanish Fly.
Rose: Spanish flies?
Dorothy: Fly, Rose. One Fly.
Rose: Oh, come on Dorothy. I've been to Spain. It's not the cleanest country in the world, they have thousands of flies.
Dorothy: It is not a fly Rose!
Rose: Spanish Fly is not a fly?
Dorothy: No.
Rose: Then what is it?
Dorothy: It's a beetle.
Rose: They call it a fly but it's really a beetle?
Dorothy: Yes.
Rose: How do they know it's Spanish?
Dorothy: Because it wears a little sombrero, Rose!
Rose: Why don't they just call it a beetle, Spanish Beetle?
Dorothy: Because they call it Spanish Fly.
Rose: Then what do they call their flies?
Dorothy: I DON'T CARE, ROSE!
Rose: You're really touchy about these Spanish Flies.
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My gosh, that is one of my favorite "Bea" moments of the series! I love how she stood up and screamed it in Betty's face!

I could go on and on listing quotes, but here's some:


Blanche: Dorothy, this is crazy! Since when do you care about how you look?
Dorothy: I think it was when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!!

(Dorothy is carrying a pizza box into the kitchen)
Rose: What's for dinner Dorothy?
Dorothy: A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy.

Dorothy:....Later Stan had told me he had put my ring in the champagne glass...it turned up 3 days later
Rose: Where did it turn up Dorothy?
Dorothy: On the home shopping network, Rose.

I just love this show :)
 
Blanche: Sssh, Did anyone hear that noise
Sophia: YEAH! AND AS LONG AS IM IN MY OWN BED I WILL DO AS I WANT!!!
 
Blanche: [Comparing Dorothy's situation to the book she plans to write] Just like my heroine, sicker and sicker. Though, of course, my heroine doesn't look like you. This is a romantic novel, not science fiction! [She walks out of the kitchen laughing]
Dorothy: Remind me, when I feel better, to kick the crap out of her.

Magda: [on Communism] The way things were, we knew what to do, the choices were easy. When there is one road, no one gets lost.
Rose: Not necessarily. Back in St. Olaf---
Dorothy: Rose, is this a story about someone getting lost?
Rose: Uh-huh.
Dorothy: Well, don't tell us, show us.

Marguerite: Alright, I won't go on with this charade any longer... there is something else -- I'm black. If that's a problem for you, I'm white. Of course that will cost you extra.
Dorothy: Oh, Marguerite, I could kiss you!
Marguerite: And I don't go for that freaky stuff.
Rose: [while Blanche is sitting next to them] Neither do Dorothy and I.

And remember that GG isn't on Lifetime anymore its moved to the Hallmark channel
 
How about Rose's story of St. Olaf famous OMAG.
(forgot how it went but..)
Rose: Obstetrician-Magician....Now it's a three of hearts now it's a glass of milk. I don't know he pulled Kiersten from that deck of cards. "Is this your baby?"
 
^^Aww I only have the 1st 3 so far.
I would have loved to live in that house - between Blanche's sex drive, Dorothy's outburst, Rose's dim-wittedness, and Sophia's smart mouth...hilarious show, can't imagine TV without it


Blanche: Ooh... I've got goosebumps. Mel'll be here any minute.
Dorothy: Honey, why are you so jumpy? You've been out with Mel a thousand times.
Blanche: I know but now there's more at stake - everything's changed. It's all new and exciting. In many ways I... I feel just the way I felt when I was a virgin.
Sophia: You mean the feeling isn't gonna last long?
Blanche: Are you implying I lost my virginity at an early age?
Sophia: I'm just saying you're lucky Jack & Jill Magazine didn't have a gossip columb.
Dorothy: Ma!
Sophia: Hold it, Pussycat. I'm on a roll.
Blanche: I'm sorry, Sophia. But I'm not gonna let your skepticism ruin my entire evening. Mel and I were ment to be together.
Sophia: I wish I could say the same for your thighs.
Sophia: God, I'm hot tonight!
Blanche: I'm not gonna stand for this.
Sophia: Take it, Dorothy.
Dorothy: But I'll bet you'll lie down for it.
Sophia: Well, that was just plain rude.
Blanche: Some people just don't know when to quit.
 
Here's mine:

Blanche: Dorothy, at two in the morning, I was entertaining a gentlemen caller when *she* barged in at the *most* innoportune time. Told us we had to keep it down!

Rose: You think that's rough? Last night she walked in on me when I was re-enacting the gangplank scene from "Peter Pan!"

Dorothy: WHAT THE HELL GOES ON AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE??!!!
 
Don't remember the exact dialogue, but my favorite scene is when Dorothy comes into the living room where Blanche and Rose are sitting and asks them which she should wear on her date The chain or the pearls. If anyone knows the dialogue please print it. Makes me howl everytime I see it. I love that show. Lifetime made a big mistake letting it go to the Hallmark Channel.
 
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