Favorite Golden Girls Quotes

[VaseFace808]

Don't remember the exact dialogue, but my favorite scene is when Dorothy comes into the living room where Blanche and Rose are sitting and asks them which she should wear on her date The chain or the pearls. If anyone knows the dialogue please print it. Makes me howl everytime I see it. I love that show. Lifetime made a big mistake letting it go to the Hallmark Channel.

Dorothy: Ok girls, I need your help the silver chain or the pearls?
Rose: The chain.
Blanche: An amateurs mistake. Can't you see that the chain eccentuates the many folds of that turkey like neck.
Rose: Yes, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom.
Blanche: Yes, but the chain leads the eye even lower, to this huge "spare tire," jutting out those square manly hips.
Dorothy :Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too Ugly To Live."
Blanche: Fine, where are you going to hang it from the chain or the pearls?
Dorothy: Neither, I'm going to spray paint it on my hump!


Funny stuff

 

[chillyboi]

Here's mine:

Blanche: Dorothy, at two in the morning, I was entertaining a gentlemen caller when *she* barged in at the *most* innoportune time. Told us we had to keep it down!

Rose: You think that's rough? Last night she walked in on me when I was re-enacting the gangplank scene from "Peter Pan!"

Dorothy: WHAT THE HELL GOES ON AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE??!!!

oh i love that 1 too....

 

[bigalt]

Time to get he DVDs out

No it's not a quote

 

[jslvr05]

Another favorite of mine was the episode "Whose Face Is This, Anyway?" (First Aired: 2/28/1987). There was is portion where Rose told this story about a hairdresser in St. Olaf (by the way, the story went absolutely nowhere, as usual) and, completely dumbfounded, Dorothy gave Rose one of the funniest stares I've ever seen in my life. I love that episode.

I also love...

from the episode "The Actor" (First Aired: 1/17/1987)
Rose: Aren't you playing a tangerine in a television commercial?
Patrick Vaughn: Yes.
Blanche: Ooh, how exciting! Have you ever been a fruit before?
Patrick Vaughn: No, but having been in the musical theater for thirty years, I've had my share of offers.

^ It's obviously a total double-entendre.

 

[swmjck]

Thanks vaseface 808 for post # 23. I love that scene.

 

[screwnutty]

^^Aww I only have the 1st 3 so far.
I would have loved to live in that house - between Blanche's sex drive, Dorothy's outburst, Rose's dim-wittedness, and Sophia's smart mouth...hilarious show, can't imagine TV without it

I got all seven seasons at once. As birthday gifts from friends when I turned 30! Best birthday party ever.

 

[LukiusCurtiss]

I got all seven seasons at once. As birthday gifts from friends when I turned 30! Best birthday party ever.

You're lucky, I had to shell out money for some of the seasons. I got the first season as a x-mas gift but it got defected. So now I'm just missing 3 and the defected 1. However, buying the dvds was probably one the best investments I have made.

I remember another time when Rose was on her way home to St. Olaf for her award with the girls. And she shouted to give her friend Ingrid a call.
Sophia: It's great bringing two idiots closer together.
Dorothy: I think that's the motto of the St. Olaf telephone company.