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[RonR18]

"Wow, you're the creepiest looking wannabe politician I've ever seen!"

"Thank you, sir, does that mean I can count on your vote?"

"What makes you different from any other corrupt hog that's already in congress?"

"I'm running on a platform to rid Washington of special interest groups."

"Yeah right, I've heard that bullshit before. What else?"

"I'm currently spearheading a petition drive to charge homosexuals with a felony every time they get caught sucking a dick."

"Hmm, that inflammatory anti-gay rhetoric sounds very familiar...didn't you get nailed for sucking piglets' dicks or something?"

"Oink oink!"

"That's what I thought...get the fuck away from me before I make bacon out of your perverted ass."

 

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xbuzzerx's favorite fruit...

 

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"Is this going to take long? I'm just going to take your daughter to a movie and bring her right back."

"Sorry, I suck all my daughter's boyfriends dry so they won't get too horny with her."

"Well why are you sucking my ass, then?"

"This is just to get you hard and horny, so it won't take long to get your rocks off when I start blowing you."

"And you're not gay?"

"Hell no I'm not gay, no freaking way. I'm just looking out for the best interests of my daughter, that's all."

 

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"Mom, do you mind? I realize you're trying to sell the house, butt I don't appreciate you bringing people in here while I'm having sex with my mattress!"

"Butt son, every time I cum in here you're humping that mattress!"

"Well a man has to do what a man has to do."

"Why don't you get yourself a girlfriend so you can do it right?"

"Because mattresses don't get pregnant."

"Butt son, mattresses don't give blow jobs, either."

"Why do I need blow jobs when I can suck my own dick?"

"Oh, that's right...I forgot you had that, um, 'special' talent."

"As often as you use a mirror to peep under the crack of my door, I don't see how you could have forgotten."

"Don't get wise with me, son...you're not too old for me to give you a spanking, you know."

"How could I not know...you find some excuse to pull my pants down and spank my bare ass every day."

"Well, you must like it, because you're the one who dropped out of college."

"Oh yeah, that's got to be it, Mom."

"Well, what if I get you a good prostate massager, will you go back?"

"That's real funny, Mom."

"Butt I wasn't trying to be funny...I read that men liked to be spanked because it stimulates their prostate gland."

"Butt Mom, as often as you snoop through my stuff, you should know I bought a prostate massager last week."

"I didn't know that...are you gay?"

"No, Mom...I'm just horny. And straight men like to have their prostate gland stimulated just as much as gay men."

'Well, if you have a prostate massager, why do you want your butt to be spanked?"

"I don't want my butt to be spanked, Mom."

"Well then I suggest you get it back to college, otherwise it's going to continue being spanked every day. And since you've been rudely humping your mattress the entire time I've been standing here with these prospective buyers, you're going to get a spanking as soon as they leave."

"Well I can't stop humping, or I'll lose my erection. And I'm obviously not going to ejaculate with 5 strangers staring at me."

"If you didn't hump your mattress half a dozen times a day, you wouldn't have difficulty maintaining an erection."

"Well like I said, a man has to do what a man has to do."

 

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Ron...you are a total mess. In a good way...



LOL!

Please accept this furry penis teddy bear as a token of my appreciation for your feedback...

j/k (It's actually a dog.)

 

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Cute.
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Thanks for the kind feedback, Tom, please accept this anatomically correct teddy bear pic as a token of my appreciation...

 

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Corny getting some sun on his butt...

"Be careful, Corny, I thought I saw something moving behind you."

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"OMG, it's a big penis snake, and it's coming right for your butt...quick, close your legs together!"

 

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Weird...

 

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Slightly aroused.

Please accept this "invigorating" pepper as a token of my appreciation for your feedback...

 

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Willie Boy cruising through JUBberville with another nonsensical post...

 

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Kyanimal's pet penis rat...

 

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Continuing with the theme of penis shaped things

 

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Willie Boy cruising through JUBberville [STRIKE]with another nonsensical post[/STRIKE]...

Willie, I fixed the above caption since it came across as slightly mean, which wasn't my intention. Please accept this horny goat as an expression of my remorse, butt try not to butt heads with him. Also, make sure you don't let him butt your butt when you're naked, hehe...

 

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Another Advantage of Being Gay​

You aren't forced to utilize bitch repellent when you're being nagged to death to do some unimportant chore...

 

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Pizza cat...

 

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"Hey best bud...can you spare a slice of that delicious looking apple you're eating?"

 

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"It's past my dinner time...you know what to do. And don't think I won't smack the lust out of you with a lightning fast right paw to the face."

 

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Cotton's future work space...

 

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