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God Bless the Belgians!

Nonimus

Nonimus

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I've had such a shitty time over the past month, my company fucked up my holiday wages, and this week they short paid me £70 - which, when you work part time and are a student is the end of the world.:grrr:

It's my Gransha's 76th birthday tommorrow, can't afford him a gift - its the first anniversary of my Nana's passing coming up - can't afford flowers for her grave. Thanks to my company's incompetence - i'm broke for another two weeks. I recently ruptured my diaphram, causing me to miss work, which means when i do get paid next time - the money's gonna be shit.:rolleyes:

Then my mate popped in and gave me a fiver that he owed me.

My local store has a deal on; - 8 bottles of crisp, fresh Stella Artois for just five English pounds!

God bless the Belgians for creating Stella Artois and allowing a down-on-his-luck Chav like me to enjoy alcohol induced happiness!!!..|

(By the way - i'm saving them for later, so no - i'm not pissed!)

Nonimus xxx
 
I hope you can afford some belgian chocolates to pull you out of your misery !;) :D :D :D
 
lukylok said:
I hope you can afford some belgian chocolates to pull you out of your misery !;) :D :D :D
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No, i can't - and thank you for reminding me of the awful gravity of my situation. While you're at it, why not put on some football boots and kick me in the shins! Jeez!
 
Hey there Nonimus - sorry to hear that you have fallen on hard times - both work and health wise(*8*)

..but frankly I more disturbed that you are losing your chav ways - since when did you start paying for things? - you get out there and rob your Gransha a nice pressie, pop down to your local Woolies - their security cameras are fake;) Do it late in the sfternoon - the air conditioning in Woolies is always shit - the staff will be a bunch of sluggards - they'll never catch you.


P.S Where does the term Gransha originate:confused:
 
marcde said:
Hey there Nonimus - sorry to hear that you have fallen on hard times - both work and health wise(*8*)

..but frankly I more disturbed that you are losing your chav ways - since when did you start paying for things? - you get out there and rob your Gransha a nice pressie, pop down to your local Woolies - their security cameras are fake;) Do it late in the sfternoon - the air conditioning in Woolies is always shit - the staff will be a bunch of sluggards - they'll never catch you.


P.S Where does the term Gransha originate:confused:
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Security camera's will be the death of Chavness! "Gransha" i believe is just coloquial Welsh for Grandfather - perhaps even a true Welsh word, but living on the border of your territory i'm not too sure!?!

PS: Cheer's for the tip about Woolies - wondered how i got away with it at Christmas! ..|
 
Nonimus said:
No, i can't - and thank you for reminding me of the awful gravity of my situation. While you're at it, why not put on some football boots and kick me in the shins! Jeez!
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I think a kick in the diaphragm would be that much more entertaining...

Hang in there!

-d-
 
Oh honey, I think we talked about that beer. [-X :p


I do hope the money problems get solved, one way or another. (*8*)
 
And I thought this was going to be a chance to be rude about things Belgian (kings and secret arms deals,anyone). . .

No, it's Noni down in the dumps!:(

First, have one of these:(*8*)

Then an uplifting song lyric:

"Pick Yourself Up"
(Jerome Kern, Dorothy Fields)


Pick yourself up...
Take a deep breath...
Toss yourself off
And start all over again.
(slightly amended for cheap laugh)

Finally, another debt repayment! Here's the sicksquid I owe you:
 
If I were closer, I'd get you some Stellas :) and some yummy Belgian chocs to go with it too.

You won't be getting those kicks in the shins though. ;)

But I really do hope that you do get well soon and that the finances will get sorted out in no time. (*8*)
 
Welcome back Nonimous! I think you should search for all the chav chat that went on behind your back while you were gone :lol2:
 
Oh, speaking of Belgian beverages, have you tried Leffe Blond?
 
HappyDude said:
Your spelling also gives you away.. There's not a chav in the U.K. who can type a full sentence without mispelling at least one word (especially when the sentence contains not one, but TWO three-syllable words).
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Yeah, but no, but yeah - my mum types my posts for me like innit.
 
All this talk of Belgians has got me hungry for waffles...
 
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