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[Raybee]

I'll be wearing my Tarzan one.

Me Tarzan, You Justaguy!

Just make sure he grabs the right vine, riverrick!

 

[Riverrick]

Just make sure he grabs the right vine, riverrick!

I could only hope he makes that mistake.

 

[Kulindahr]

I'll be wearing my Tarzan one.

Me Tarzan, You Justaguy!

Now that is a Tarzan outfit!

 

[Riverrick]

Now that is a Tarzan outfit!

Yeah! The pecs and abs come with it.

 

[cockman1701]

Look at what I found in the dance hall on E deck.

 

[psychobandit]

Yep ... I get your drift psychobandit. So are you choosing the elephant one ?

NOnono..... I don't have enough....uh....esteem...ya, that's it.....esteem, to pull that one off

 

[Kulindahr]

Look at what I found in the dance hall on E deck.

Makes me want to kneel down and nibble....

 

[Raybee]

I just hoping for your sake Raybee that it doesn't get too stiff !

Perhaps someone else can pull it off for you psychobandit.

If it does get too stiff, maybe someone else can pull it off for me too!

 

[Riverrick]

Oooooh .... Tarzan ..... you are so strong !

Not too strong, I hope!

 

[psychobandit]

Perhaps someone else can pull it off for you psychobandit.

never thought of it that way

 

[cockman1701]

Could it be ........ yes .... it is .... the long lost ex jubber NA. What is he doing in Buenos Aires ??

He's doing ME!

 

[Riverrick]

Lets head to the disco ...... the dress is formal.

Great idea!!!

First we'll make a splashy entrance!

Then we'll dance up a storm and make a spectacle of ourselves!​

And finally, when the sun comes up we'll head back to the ship for some well deserved rest! ​

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[psychobandit]

But your orientation says 'Gay' .....

ya but that's more theological than actual....in other words, I'm not a very good one

 

[psychobandit]

nonono, the only way you can fix it is to come to my house and have sex with me..er.. I mean teach me

 

[Raybee]

nonono, the only way you can fix it is to come to my house and have sex with me..er.. I mean teach me

I'm not doing anything at the moment .... just come to my cabin ... I'll teach you everything I know !

<Raises cardboard scorecard with the nymber 9 written on it in black crayon>

 

[psychobandit]

I'm not doing anything at the moment .... just come to my cabin ... I'll teach you everything I know !

that seems like a long way to go to be taught "not doing anything"!

 

[Raybee]

I'm not seeing any action

And I've got all these customers lining up to have a look, at $5 a head.
They're going to be filthy

At least do a little dance guys...........some tango, huh!

 

[psychobandit]

<--------------- doesn't dance

 

[Raybee]

The people say...."thank you"....and would like to know what's in your speedo? Are you drawing the lotto tonight?

 

[Raybee]

Oh the people liked that trick....

The people want to know.......are they free-range?