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Kyanimal said:
I wish they were "attached" to ME!! :badgrin:

Unfortunately, it's just that post!! #-o](*,)

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;)
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Attached to a post?
Hmmm... there's a thought. :cool:

psychobandit said:
I'd like to be "attached" to the one on the couch, please(!)
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Okay. I'll attach the one on the right to me -- a gut with two colors of hair like that is fascinating.
Besides, he looks like he needs help getting those shorts down.


* kneels down to take care of shorts *
 
Shepherd 2 said:
OK who wants the dirty job of drying me off. I have been swimming for days to get these 12 sheep on board. Some ship from Newfoundland made us walk the plank. Yes me and all twelve of my sheep. I am so fucking horny, all I have seen are sheep for weeks.

Since I have seen nothing but sheep for weeks, may I request that my quarters be with justaguy. I heard the captain even had some fine clover on hand for the sheep. Me, I will settle for tube steak.

See you all in an hour or two after I have had a little nap, or whatever. Nice ship, but where is justaguy's quarters. Then I would like a liittle private time with the Captain.

Shep+
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Hey, it's our special guests! :=D:

Blast those Newfoundlanders! They were supposed to rendezvous with us. :grrr:
Maybe they got scared -- not many cruise ships have 40-centimeter guns. :badgrin:

Cabin boys, get those sheep to the showers -- they reek! Clean 'em up good, outside and in! :gogirl:

Oh -- cabin boy #3 in Ky's lineup, go scrub Shep's back (and front, and bottom, and... yeah). :D
 
Ah, darn, there must be a lot of long floppy foreskins on board, and I am not so special. Well what about my beer can sized cock that has seen nothing but lamb skin for too long. I though this was a ship of fun loving sailors.

The Shepherd craves and needs some fun, after all that swimming and getting too much water in my lungs. Why, I am not into water sports, but sailors, yowpers. I can hardly wait, what does a guy have to do on board to earn his cum uppons, or whatever you call it?

And good Lord, am I hungry. I heard that on board ships the mainstay of the pantry was tube steak. Could I have some, I am famished, and my belly needs to be filled? I am so excited about being here, did you notice that?

My sheep are a special kind of "jumping sheep" for they will jump every nude male body they see, and I have trained them to a fault. Enjoy them, they are insatiable, only ine letters Kulindahr, or I would have used it in your other game.

Shep+
 
Will we ever make port again, I need some supplies, and I am worried that the sheep are getting a going over. Maybe they need to be checked for human diseases. The boys, cabin boys seem much happier now that they are here. I guess those just plain horny times they now have a couple of choices.

Who were the two guys going at it in the life boat a while ago. I sure hope they were not supposed to be in steerage. I do like seeing some of these hot man bodies. It is nice after all that time of just me and the sheep. I had forgotten how good it is.
Shep+
 
Shepherd 2 said:
Who were the two guys going at it in the life boat a while ago. I sure hope they were not supposed to be in steerage.
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That was JAG and Raybee. #-o

Here they are posing with the Captain. As you can see....everyone's exhausted. :rolleyes:

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Silly me they must have gone over board. I thought they were tired from the action and going at it. Of well, do you suppose they have gone to the mess. Or maybe they are enjoying a little cabin time.

I have gotten so horny lately, I have taken to holding to the masts.
And dry humping the begebbies out of them. It has been hard for me to connect with all of you.

I need a little more action than just watching the cabin boys, as cute as they are, I need more. All that time in the water, I think I have a bad case of blue balls. Anyone help me with this, please.
Shep+
 
justaguy said:
Well ... I guess the sheep will make a change from Captain Kul's penquins .. :D Anyone for roast mutton ? The sheep can only get in the way ! And what would they eat ... there is not a blade of grass as far as the eye can see ....
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Hey! [-X
There's clover on the poop deck. :cool:
Which was just a name, till the sheep got here. :eek:

I wonder if we can teach a penguin to ride a sheep? We could have races! :gogirl:
 
justaguy said:
Well .. it was fun ... :D Plus .. we were just pleased to get away from Shep2's sheep. There are enough of them in New Zealand and I'm on this cruise to get away from New Zealand life.
By the way ... where on the planet are we ?
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Come on, twelve sheep aren't a problem -- we got along with a hundred or more penguins for a while!
Besides, there're things they say about sheep...:rolleyes:

Where?
Must be in the tropics; I went all day yesterday without putting clothes on, and didn't get cold. Though when you have a sheep to snuggle against and a cabin boy to hold and another for a pillow, it's pretty warm at night anyway.

Shep, you should organize a sheep-toss with some of our cabin boys -- I know there are extras; King Gumby had a dozen and they're around here somewhere. The best sheep-tosser gets to pick a partner and you get the two of them; the worst tosser gets sheep. :lol:
 
Aye, aye, Captain, I will jump right on it, not the sheep, but the sheep toss game. I would prefer they were not tossed over board by someone like justaguy who is not fond of "more" sheep. Hasn't he heard how fine it is to fuck sheep? Looking at some of the cabin boys, it might even be more fun.

Justaguy, you can go to the "poop" deck and get some clover for my fine New Zealand sheep and while you are there would you get busy and shovel the poop. Then see if you have some fresh, clean blue jeans you can change into. May I watch?

Kuli, I have been trying for months to get you undressed, and you managed not to come anywhere near me. I am feeling a lot disappointed, and yet I will hope you would not mind seeing me au natural also. Think of it as something new and interesting to look at.
Shep+
 
Shepherd 2 said:
Aye, aye, Captain, I will jump right on it, not the sheep, but the sheep toss game. I would prefer they were not tossed over board by someone like justaguy who is not fond of "more" sheep. Hasn't he heard how fine it is to fuck sheep? Looking at some of the cabin boys, it might even be more fun.
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Captain's Rule:
Anyone tosses a sheep overboard, has to dive in and get the sheep. One cabin boy can be recruited to assist.

Shepherd 2 said:
Justaguy, you can go to the "poop" deck and get some clover for my fine New Zealand sheep and while you are there would you get busy and shovel the poop. Then see if you have some fresh, clean blue jeans you can change into. May I watch?
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Actually I planted the poop deck with clover (don't tell justaguy that there's New Zealand White in it), five different kinds. When it flowers, there's yellow, pink, crimson, red, and white. To scoop the poop there's a "poop vac", which is a shop vac with an odor filter.

Blue jeans?! :confused:
Justaguy, have you been wearing pants again???!!!

Shepherd 2 said:
Kuli, I have been trying for months to get you undressed, and you managed not to come anywhere near me. I am feeling a lot disappointed, and yet I will hope you would not mind seeing me au natural also. Think of it as something new and interesting to look at.
Shep+
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As long as we're in the tropics, in order to get me undressed, first you'd have to get my to put on more than my rainbow hex-nut choker, Teva sandals, and NRA Life Member cap!
Though for formal events I wear two bowties and my cute HMS JUB (acting) captain's vest.
 
Kulil, Sir, when I am on deck and naked, I will still be wearing my red crocs, for I have a huge aversion to the possibility of getting splinters in both my feet. I think it is kind of classy to be as comfortable as I can be.

And your secret about the clover planted on the poop deck is safe with me, but I imagine justaguy will shit a brick until he realizes we planted it in five kinds of seeds of the East Island Down Under.

Since I boarded after a long swim, I was needing a little instruction about where we are headed, and is it Ostralia? If so, do you think we will all get to meet Ozguy at last. Maybe we could shanghai him for the return trip. For if justaguy continues to insult me and spurn my advances, I would be OK with that hunk OZGUY. I hope he is into wearing something more colorful for travel.

Also, is it possible to have a fireworks display for crossing the Equator. I have always heard of those wild events on ship when people cross over, so to speak.

Captain, Sir, have you any special surprises for us? I am so glad to be on board, and I am finally settling in for some real man sex after all those months, with just the sheep and me. In case you were wondering, this is how that looks. EH, but how it feels, is no where near so great as that cabin boy I was with last night. I thought it was a cabin boy, for he was only about 5 feet tall.
Shep+
 
Is anyone Sure we're on a Southerly heading? It may be warm on dick ... uh ... Deck! ... but with all this talk of sheep ... and recalling that Kilts were invented, solely for the purpose of the sheep not hearing a zipper ... well ... :badgrin:

Just wondering ... :-<

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;)
 
Yes, and they've assumed the position. I hope you are well hydrated today. ;)
 
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