H. M. S. J U B

[Shepherd 2]

Yes I do see sheep. But in the picture the Rick posted, I see a lot of naked men, but that does not look like one of our decks, not even the poop deck. I thought one of them was you, and please be warned I am really horney.

The state I'm in right now, Kuli, Rick, Justaguy, all of you are fair game. Thanks for welcoming on board this shepherd and 12 of his sheep. I hope you all got the significance of the number. And notice the colars with their names. I heard that Judas difficult to be around.

Into all of this a little realilty has entered. My sister-in-law who is 75 is quite ill, and my sister who is 73 is also ill and may need my help. So I will probably not be on board for a few days, but I will keep you posted.
Shep+

 

[Riverrick]

I think the massage table is over at Sausy's. Take the secret passage and I'll meet you there.

 

[Kulindahr]

Kulil, Sir, when I am on deck and naked, I will still be wearing my red crocs, for I have a huge aversion to the possibility of getting splinters in both my feet. I think it is kind of classy to be as comfortable as I can be.

No worry about splinters -- I wanted a symbolic number for the deck, so when we put on that nice spar finish I had the workers put down 69 coats.
If you've noticed that it looks like you're walking almost a centimeter above the wood, that's why!

And your secret about the clover planted on the poop deck is safe with me, but I imagine justaguy will shit a brick until he realizes we planted it in five kinds of seeds of the East Island Down Under.

Well, the yellow clover is an Oregon native, and I think the crimson is from the UK, but the white is definitely from Hobbiton.

Also, is it possible to have a fireworks display for crossing the Equator. I have always heard of those wild events on ship when people cross over, so to speak.

Fireworks is good!
If Raybee gets back I'll see if he can get the Vorlon engines to do a loop-de-loop with the ship, too. We could watch the fireworks from up above--
No, wait: if we're launching the fireworks, and we do a loop, then...

Captain, Sir, have you any special surprises for us? I am so glad to be on board, and I am finally settling in for some real man sex after all those months, with just the sheep and me. In case you were wondering, this is how that looks. EH, but how it feels, is no where near so great as that cabin boy I was with last night. I thought it was a cabin boy, for he was only about 5 feet tall.
Shep+

Did you find any of King Gumby's cabin boys? They're around here somewhere!
Maybe it was a couple of them I saw earlier in the forward pool, bobbing for sheep.

 

[Kulindahr]

Is anyone Sure we're on a Southerly heading? It may be warm on dick ... uh ... Deck! ... but with all this talk of sheep ... and recalling that Kilts were invented, solely for the purpose of the sheep not hearing a zipper ... well ...

Just wondering ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

I dunno which way we're heading -- I think Dirk and some of the cabin boys have hijacked the ship; I can't get onto the bridge!

As long as it's warm, I don't care....

 

[Riverrick]

Sorry to hear about your ill sisters, Shep!

You can take the helicopter on the upper deck to use to go see them. We'll keep them in our thoughts and await your return.

 

[Kulindahr]

Ok .... I'll bet on the sheep that has the jockey with black and white colours ...

 

[Shepherd 2]

Kulli and HMS JUB friends, I will probably go to my sisters, she may need hernia surgery for a hernia almost immediately. Damn insurance company is slow processing her paper work, and she is a wreck. I am all she has.

My sister-in-law who is about 185 miles away is having problems that have her physicians checking for brain tumor or cancer. Her daughter is distraught and her four siblings are not supportive at all.

So it looks like Sturday will be travel day for me in what is another 360 miles of driving one way (both stops) and about 185 back.
Keep me and them in your prayers.
Shep+

 

[Riverrick]

Will do, Shep.

Best wishes!

 

[Shepherd 2]

Rick, Thanks!
That massage and what you did to my gluts will
make my departure go much better. Your hands
are, . . . . . . .words escape me.
Thanks again.
Shep+

 

[psychobandit]

Sailing sailing over the ocean blue.........



*sings to himself so it don't totally creep him out that he's on a ghost ship*

 

[Kulindahr]

This is NOT a ghost ship.
It's a sheep dip.
Er, ship.

 

[Raybee]

Alright! 'Fess up!
Who dipped the sheep in the ocean blue?

On second thoughts, maybe we could use them to make justaguy some new blue PJ's.

 

[Shepherd 2]

Raybee I like the sheep blue." Nice touch!
I am still wrestling bears among the sheep, but soon I
will have some real news that I hopes makes a difference
about my sister. We are waiting. God I hate to wait.

I am an instant gatification man, just ask my sheep.
Probably none of you guys speak 'sheepease."
Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

I'm very baaa-d at sheepese.

Or is that sheepish?

 

[psychobandit]

.oO(oh crap! now I can hear all the ghosts talking! Ima scared!)

 

[Raybee]

Raybee I like the sheep blue." Nice touch!
I am still wrestling bears among the sheep, but soon I
will have some real news that I hopes makes a difference
about my sister. We are waiting. God I hate to wait.

I am an instant gatification man, just ask my sheep.
Probably none of you guys speak 'sheepease."
Shep+

I hope the news on your sister and sister-in-law is positive, Shep

In the meantime, I thought I'd find you a cabin large enough to accomodate all the blue sheep, and any stray Kiwi's that might be roaming by.

 

[Raybee]

Would you like to come and measure me up Raybee ? I like my PJ's tailored to fit.

Of course I'd like to! I will also need to test the product for strength, durability and performance. Is that OK with you?

 

[Raybee]

Do I need to be wearing them while this testing is being undertaken Raybee ?

Oh most certainly! It's a quality control issue....especially during the teeth-rip test!

 

[Kulindahr]

I hope the news on your sister and sister-in-law is positive, Shep

In the meantime, I thought I'd find you a cabin large enough to accomodate all the blue sheep, and any stray Kiwi's that might be roaming by.

I see out the window there that we're awfully near land.
Does anyone know what land that is????



BTW, do you think blue sheep will fit with that decor?

 

[Raybee]

I see out the window there that we're awfully near land.
Does anyone know what land that is????



BTW, do you think blue sheep will fit with that decor?

You do have a point, Captain. I may have to have a rethink.
I hope Shep is happy with this one: