H. M. S. J U B

[Raybee]

ooh....look where we are........The Canary Islands!

 

[psychobandit]

there is a whole bunch of islands just for one stupid yellow bird?!?!?

 

[Kulindahr]

Shhh!

Don't insult them -- they're sscouts for an advanced civilization, and their job is to decide whether humans should be allowed to survive.

 

[Kyanimal]

there is a whole bunch of islands just for one stupid yellow bird?!?!?

It's "The Canary Islands", not "The Canary's Islands", Psych! But then you knew that, didn'tcha?

Shhh!

Don't insult them -- they're scouts for an advanced civilization, and their job is to decide whether humans should be allowed to survive.

And ... Our Valiant Captain may be "spot on"! There are some theories "floating" around that those islands may be the remnants of Atlantis!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[cm98059]

Shhh!

Don't insult them -- they're sscouts for an advanced civilization, and their job is to decide whether humans should be allowed to survive.

Hmmmmm, Are you Sure it wasn't the dolphins or the mice?

Can anyone join this twisted tour of the world?

 

[Riverrick]

Hmmmmm, Are you Sure it wasn't the dolphins or the mice?

Can anyone join this twisted tour of the world?

Absolutely.

Come join us in the pool!

 

[cm98059]

Or perhaps join this guy in the Sauna ...... he looks lonely.

He certainly does. Which way did you say the Sauna was. There by chance a bar on the way?

 

[cm98059]

I found these things. Anyone have any ideas on how to use them?

 

[Riverrick]

I found these things. Anyone have any ideas on how to use them?

Oh my!

Gay twister. Why didn't I think of that?

 

[Kyanimal]

cm ... Great combination of "play things"!! And as far as the striped ones go, I'd like to get "dibs" on the first on the left, the sixth from the left, and the last on the right! (Am I being "greedy"?)

Also ... have never heard of "Olivina" before. What, exactly, is it?

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Raybee]

I found these things. Anyone have any ideas on how to use them?

Captain, guests and crew.....we have a new Entertainment Director
Welcome aboard cm98059
Your cabin is ready....hope it's to your liking.

Nude twister on the main deck, everyone!

 

[cm98059]

Also ... have never heard of "Olivina" before. What, exactly, is it?

I'd never heard of it either, it is a body butter that came up when I was searching for Olive oil products.



Found a few other items for the game room while I was looking around. Any ideas on uses for these things?

 

[Riverrick]

Found a few other items for the game room while I was looking around. Any ideas on uses for these things?

We call them "cabin boys" but use them for a great many other things.

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Hi Gumby!

 

[cm98059]

Since Raybee asked me to help with activities, I have recruited a staff to assist me with our first "Fictional Character Ball" So Pick a costume and come join me, the "Lone Stranger"; my assistant, "Pronto", And my staff of super hero's for the ball. Since it is the off season, I was able to get some assistants from the North Pole. If you need an elf to help you with your costume let me know.

 

[Riverrick]

I'm in the A and I've got Raybee in the G ...... I just need someone to dress up in the J costume for the front.

Sorry JAG. I searched and I searched and I searched for a pic of a guy in a costume with the letter J and I couldn't find one.

I wonder if its because I only search under "naked men"?

Speaking of which.......we sure had fun rowing today, didn't we? That new activities director sure is getting it right!

 

[Kulindahr]

He certainly does. Which way did you say the Sauna was. There by chance a bar on the way?

There are several bars on the JUB. One always seems to be on the way -- the Horse and Ass Bar and Thrill.

 

[Raybee]

Just some holiday snaps!

You're doing a great job cm

 

[Riverrick]

Not sure whether its worth stopping in Gibraltar .... Captain Kul informs me there is nothing much there apart from a giant rock, and the chapel where John Lennon married Yoko Ono.

We have to stop at the Rock of Gibraltar. I learned about it in grade school and have always wanted to see it.

Now, everyone be on your best behaviour please! This is a cultural and geophraphical and historical landmark. That means leave your clothes on.

A little History:

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]The Rock of Gibraltar occupies a strategic position at the eastern entrance to the narrow strait and guards the only exit from the Mediterranean to the wide ocean beyond. Gibraltar has been in the historical limelight for over 3,000 years. 4,000 years ago the ancient mariners daren't pass the rock for fear of the currents. The Phoenicians sailed past it and used it as an important landmark, marking the entrance to the Atlantic. The Greeks gave it the name Calpe which means urn, possibly because of its shape. [/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]The present name of Gibraltar comes from the Arabs who invaded Spain in the VIII century. Tarik was the leader of the invading army. Since then the rock has been known as Gibel Tarik - the mountain of Tarik. The Arabic name has altered over the centuries to its present form of Gibraltar.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[Kulindahr]

Ooh -- history is hot!

 

[Raybee]

Hi Captain

I got you this hat!

And matching jockstrap

Don't you love souvenir shops!