H. M. S. J U B

[Riverrick]

Have we given any thought to our next destination? The Seafair Fleet should be arriving in Seattle shortly. Maybe if we take those rubbers off the guns on the fore deck, we might blend in with the navy bois

JUB was too cheap to fit us with warp engines so we'll have to tinker around in the Mediterranean for now.

 

[cm98059]

I don't know what Raybee pushes, but he has this talent at making this ship fly.

 

[Riverrick]

I don't know what Raybee pushes, but he has this talent at making this ship fly.

Oh that! Well, its never on purpose and we rarely have any idea where we'll end up.

But we do humor him and tell him what a great pilot he is. He IS a Sweetie, you know.

 

[Raybee]

I don't know what Raybee pushes, but he has this talent at making this ship fly.

Oh that! Well, its never on purpose and we rarely have any idea where we'll end up.

But we do humor him and tell him what a great pilot he is. He IS a Sweetie, you know.

Gentlemen, gentlemen....what do you think THIS is.....a sex toy?
I may not be good, but I'm GREAT at it!

 

[Riverrick]

Gentlemen, gentlemen....what do you think THIS is.....a sex toy?
I may not be good, but I'm GREAT at it!

Yeah, sure....you make great omelets.

Which might explain why this ship has a propensity to end up in strange places!

 

[psychobandit]

Sure thing. You don't mind if I watch Discovery Channel awhile?

well that all depends, do I have to be in the same room while you watch it??



(I WOULD have prolly seen this yesterday, but my damn modem stopped working for some reason!!! )

 

[psychobandit]

Why Hello..... (wink wink)

 

[Riverrick]

This is something called La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona .... have no idea what it is .... some sort of Phallic symbol I suggest.

Its a church that's been under construction since 1882, originally designed and built by Antonio Gaudi. The phallic symbols are spires that represent the apostles.

Here's a pic of some of the detail on the outside of the building. Pretty impressive.

JAG, try to keep your mind out of the gutter and aimed towards more heavenly thoughts.

We wouldn't want the locals to get the wrong idea about us.

 

[Raybee]

"You and me, baby, we're nothing but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!"

 

[Raybee]

Hello Gumby

The ship's Doctor will be with you directly.

 

[Riverrick]

​

 

[psychobandit]

^^^ ^^^

 

[NightDancer]

..... and i'm still waiting, at least throw a life raft overboard. I tried to swim to the boat, but had to turn back......

ps. that's not me

 

[Riverrick]

..... and i'm still waiting, at least throw a life raft overboard. I tried to swim to the boat, but had to turn back......
ps. that's not me

We're coming!!!!!! ​

WTF???? ​

BACK TO THE SHIP! BACK TO THE SHIP!!! ​

.​

 

[NightDancer]

OMG RR, my sides hurt from laughing

You went to the wrong island Did you not get the coordinates in my SOS. With all the islands in the mediteranean, this is going to be a long wait . I'm going to have to re-send the coordinates or i'm going to have to look for some natives

If you hear eruptions and earthquakes, don't worry. I can assure you it's not seismic or volcanic in origin...

 

[Riverrick]

If you hear eruptions and earthquakes, don't worry. I can assure you it's not seismic or volcanic in origin...

And I guess that won't be lava flowing across the island, either.

 

[psychobandit]

.oO(HHmmmmmmm......never seen White Lava before..........HHmmmmmm)

 

[Kulindahr]

This is something called La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona .... have no idea what it is .... some sort of Phallic symbol I suggest.

Looks like they had a HUGE party and decided to just stack all the dishes instead of washing them.

 

[Kulindahr]

Raybee, just sing the coordinates, softly with feeling, to the Vorlon engines....



oh -- NightDancer, be prepared to duck.... just in case!

 

[Raybee]

Captain, I tried singing softly to the Vorlon engines, and all went fine for a while....but then they started making requests, you know.... "Islands in the Stream"...stuff like that....and hey, I don't do Dolly and Kenny!