H. M. S. J U B

[Riverrick]

But...
but...
they don't have lips!!!!

Don't you hate it when you have to explain your jokes!

For the record though, I missed that one too.

 

[Kulindahr]

Life goes on.

 

[psychobandit]

I guess my jokes are just to sophisticated for this crowd

 

[Kulindahr]

Or we're all boobies on this [STRIKE]bus[/STRIKE] JUB.

 

[psychobandit]

That could be bad.

I might get the urge to poke that building too.

And that could be hazardous.

It might fall and squish somebody flat.



oh

wait

I meant

 

[Raybee]

Well, I've found Nightdancer but I'm having trouble getting him to return to the HMSJUB with me.

He keeps screaming "WILSON..........WILSON"

What do I do?

 

[psychobandit]

Pick up the ball and throw it on the ship, jeez!









(do I gotta think of everything??)

 

[cm98059]

One of the house keeping staff alerted me of a problem. It appears that these have been stowing away in some of the empty cabins. I think they should be punished. Maybe they should be turned over my knee and spanked soundly. What do you all think?

 

[psychobandit]

oh no no no.... there are far too many for you to spank, we'll have to divide them up amongst the men on board for some ritualistic sex......er.... I mean "spanking"

 

[Raybee]

Ok, well I finally lured Nightdancer off the island.
Amazing what a box of Krispy Kreme's can do

Now let's get the hell outtahere and sail on to somewhere spectacular.

And I'm thinking the south of France.

OK......back to this driving/steering thingy part

 

[Riverrick]

More likely Paris with Raybee steering.

 

[Raybee]

More likely Paris with Raybee steering.

I'll choose to ignore that remark

Anyway....what I like the most about the south of France is the architecture

 

[NightDancer]

\ND wakes up naked, showered and clean shaven in a cabin
\Doesn't know where he is or how long he's been out
\looks for some clothes, but there are none to be found - grabs bed sheet and starts to explore the hallway

 

[ozguy]

Naked man on deck!! Naked man on deck!!!

 

[Raybee]

Hey ND....stop right there!
It's gametime. Quoits, anyone?

 

[Raybee]

Hi ozguy....welcome aboard......your cabin is ready, complete with complimentary cabin boy.

But sorry, we're out of pretzels.

 

[Riverrick]

Good morning ....
Croissants all round in preparation for our landing.

Mmmm! Yummy!

Thanks JAG!

 

[Riverrick]

This one caught my eye.

BTW, what happens to our cabin boys after they are used up? I wouldn't mind keeping a few around to use as spares. ​

 

[Kyanimal]

What becomes of "used up" cabin boys? Some stick around as "Passengers"!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[NightDancer]

Hey ND....stop right there!
It's gametime. Quoits, anyone?[/IMG]

Well Ray, i'm all for a good toss, but those rings look like they could be a little painful