H. M. S. J U B

[Shepherd 2]

My Mates of H.M.S. JUB,
I will be taking shore leave soon for a couple of weeks.
Keep the sheep fed, and if they are horny, well you should
know what to do, or have the cabin boys service them.

Keep the ship afloat for I will return, and I am bound to be
horny like you have never seen me before. If you think
I talk about sex and nakedness a lot now, you just wait.

justaguy, I would like to be there just to oversee what
kind of work Raybee does on your PJs to fit. I might want of pair of them for myself, and to wear if I am with you, especially at night.
College kids in the states wear them to class, I am not sure it is
that they get up too late to dress otherwise, or they like the hot look of PJs.
Shep+

 

[Raybee]

Take care Shep, and see you when you get back

I found a gay sheep

 

[Riverrick]

Be careful among the landlubbers, Shep. They are a different bunch.

Remember to do silly things like wear clothes down to breakfast in the morning and don't ask them which cabin boy they're going to bang when they say they're heading off to bed.

Have a safe trip and send us a telegraph once in a while.

 

[Kulindahr]

Take care Shep, and see you when you get back

I found a gay sheep

Adjust the colors there, and get me a gross!
Boy, will this be fun in the next Pride parade!

 

[Kulindahr]

Be careful among the landlubbers, Shep. They are a different bunch.

Remember to do silly things like wear clothes down to breakfast in the morning and don't ask them which cabin boy they're going to bang when they say they're heading off to bed.

Have a safe trip and send us a telegraph once in a while.

All that -- and don't mention the sheep; they'll want to <gasp> shear them!

 

[Raybee]

Make no mistake ,justaguy, my tongue shall attest to the thread-count in your PJ's your bedding, and your kitchen curtains, 'cause that's how thorough and exhaustive I am when it comes to ensuring quality.

This 'aint no ship of fools!

 

[Scrub]

Actually Jag

Why would Ray even want you in PJ's

I would think, oh never mind

 

[Shepherd 2]

Oh that's the cabin boys sausageater and they
are a randy bunch. Is that you on the bottom of the pile,
and looking anxious to please. Nice show men.
More, more, please. The jeans are hot, but the au natural
look is even hotter.
Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

Adjust the colors there, and get me a gross!
Boy, will this be fun in the next Pride parade!

Love that sheep in particular. I think he was in the classroom I taught in yesterday. It had one wall painted in a gigantic rainbow.
Everytime, I am called to teach there, it feels like gay pride day.
I just smile a lot and invited others of the staff in and they squirm
a bit, just the sight of the rainbow is now so notable that everyone
seems to understand, if not appreciate it.
Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

If we're going to make PJs from the blue sheep, that means

1. Shearing <snip-snip>
2. Carding <comb-comb>
3. Spinning <whir-whir>
4. Weaving <whisk-whisk>

I really don't think we have any spinning wheels on board.
















I can spin and weave quite well... just give me some time at the bar!

 

[psychobandit]

la LA la LA la la.................Papa Smurf!?!

 

[Kulindahr]

OMG!

We made____ SMURF SHEEP!

 

[Kyanimal]

How 'bout I just "make" YOU, my Glorious Cap'n?!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Raybee]

Hawaii anyone?

 

[Raybee]

Sure .... I'll bring my surfboard.

Hi Jag

Nice surfboard.
I love how you can surf without dropping that beer-bottle between your legs.

 

[Raybee]

...and I'm a likin' the new hawaiian cabin-boys

 

[Kyanimal]

So ... are these Guys new Cabin Boys ... or "just" passengers???

And ... does it matter???

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Kulindahr]

How 'bout I just "make" YOU, my Glorious Cap'n?!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

Paint me blue.

Hawaii anyone?

Sure -- you do have your key to the bridge, right? We'll have to take it back from Dirk and the boys.

Hey Captain ... watch what you are doing with those clippers after a few hours at the bar.

The better to shear you with, my dear!

 

[Kulindahr]

So ... are these Guys new Cabin Boys ... or "just" passengers???

And ... does it matter???

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

Third and fourth from the left have really nice faces.
I'll take one or both for snuggling.

 

[Raybee]

I'm just popping out for a while to see if I can locate Shep.

He seems to have been gone a long while.