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Riverrick said:
Ummmm, there's been 8 posts with nary a naked man in sight.
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Let's get back on topic, shall we? [-X

Now excuse me while my cabin boy draws my bath. ..|


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Yes, Rick,

May I make an offer you can't refuse,
for a nice massage from the master, I would
gladly draw your bath and anything else you
would like to draw. I am told I am good at
drawing. Oops, that is docking, different, huh?

Shep+
 
Raybee said:
Riverrick, don't think that running to this thread is going to get you out of eating your vegetables[-X
Now eat some vege soup.....and take some back for Scrub!
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Damn! You found me out. ](*,)

I'm actually eating a salad as we speak. ..| Well, we're not speaking exactly. I guess we're sort of texting....no....that's not it.
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Um.....its not Email. :confused:

I guess I'm just sending you a letter from afar. :kiss:

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Shepherd 2 said:
Yes, Rick,

May I make an offer you can't refuse,
for a nice massage from the master, I would
gladly draw your bath and anything else you
would like to draw. I am told I am good at
drawing. Oops, that is docking, different, huh?

Shep+
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Yes, docking is different Shep. I wish I could show you the difference but my ship is lacking a part of its hull. :(
 
Ah so, Rick,
But I could show you, since my ship comes fully equipped.
It was a thought, but apparently not such a good one.
Maybe one of those Greek cabin boys could help us out.
If not them, maybe our KIWI justaguy?
Shep+
 
Hmmn, from the looks of his gallery, his hull is like mine. ;)


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justaguy said:
How did you know Shep ? This is the picture I am hiding under my pillow of you in your undies I snapped when you weren't looking.

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For a man my age, I look pretty good for the ship I'm on.
Or something like that.

Kuli, A lamb roll is not an egg roll. But the sheep are kind of skittish.
But so far as I know, none of them are in heat just now, the time for rutting was early fall. If you line them up horizontally across the deck, a good wave could sink us.

Me, I am hot to see Raybee, justaguy, Kuli or Rick in their skivvies.
I like a good bulge, but I like commando better.

If anyone want to dock, and I do not mean the H.M.S. JUB but with the Shep, I have the perfect ship for the job, I can cover anything up to 8 inches in girth and 10 inches in length, all the way to your balls.

Don tells me that it is what makes me really special. He says, he has never seen another one like it, and he had better not be shitting me about it.

What is that smell coming in, off the water I believe? It sort of smells like old tires burning.
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justaguy said:
There are certain games that need that support Shep I reckon ... for example, have you tried playing tennis while commando ?
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Gee justaguy, I forgot you took that picture of me dressed down for tennis, and thanks for keeping my family jewels a remaining secret.

Today, I played Santa Clause at the Urology Doctor's Office. In a tense moment, I asked the Physician's assistant why the entered the lower chute and not your mouth if they were trying to reach your tonsils. When I left they were still laughing. I suppose the best
Santa gets people laughing.

I know, I bet you have a picture of me in my Santa (notice if you scramble that word you can get Satan) suit with a sheep. Just like a nice creche scene.
Shep+
 
If I can stop laughing.

You are the best justaguy
Now I sign in here, and there is my ass staring me in the face while I stand there in my blue thong. Then I go down down a bit, and there I am fully clothed as Santa Claus with a sheep pulling my sleigh. Truly I am "a man of many fantasies."

My face is as red as that suit. I simply must change my pictures for my avatar and signature for the season. I will want your feedback when I do it.

I wonder is there is a special ceremony for when Santa crosses the equator with the sheep. This story will make me laugh for another
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Jag, Ray and Kul. [/COLOR]

I have just taken a test ride to Hawaii this afternoon, I will be there at the beach in a few minutes. I hope you do not mind, for I always win the cartwheeling contest. Remember I have magical powers. And unlike Ray I will be wearing nothing. So my not so secret plan is that if Ray is a real challenge, I will grab his pouch and reel him in.

Maybe I will default to that anyway. Hey guys, an afternoon beach romp with the Santa Shep. I can hardly wait. I will be the guy who was in the red suit and white trim. Shall I bring some of the elves?

Santa Shep+
 
A day has gone by!

Is this a ghost ship? Where are my sheep?
I get here and take my clothes off, and everyone,
yes everyone abandons Santa Shep only a few days
before Christmas. So I guess it will be coal for several
of you, if you even have any stockings.

And JAG you shouldn't be using the coal to make a bigger
bulge in your jeans. It is messy stuff, especially around pre-cum
and pecker dribbles.

Santa Shep+
 
Jag,

It's OK, I know what is in there. So I will be glad to
help you keep up appearances. You are excited to see me?

When I came in today it was empty here. So I am glad
you checked in here. Have you noticed that HT has become
a war zone.

Santa Shep+
 
Kulindahr said:
If one tells a gay Santa with a surf board to "get it up", what will happen?
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Kuli, my dear brother,

for this gay Santa almost always has it up. After all I am an
up standing member of this community. lol.

It is a good thing JAG that you are not asking for a surf board this Christmas, for I already
have a special present for you, and "It isn't a surfboard. What do you think it could be?
Santa Shep ho,ho,ho,ho. hos.away. Never have so many hos appeared in on post on JUB.

Santa Shep+

Santa Shep+
 
The Ship's chef is preparing for christmas dinner.

He still scares the crap out of me:eek:

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