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How do you get your boyfriend to admit he farts?

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My ex was the opposite - every chance he had to light one in company he did, he was a proud farter.

Not sure how you should go about proving that he is the one letting rip , matches in the car may not be a good idea:p
 
TheBled said:
He has insurance on his finger, if I do that, he can sue. #-o
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How about the next time he cuts one in the car, you roll down the window and yell out, "Oh Baby! That's just nasty!" ;)
 
show him the skid marks in his underwear (I cannot say how I know they are there).
 
What sort of proof do you need man. You know don't do it, he knows he is doing. I figure he is having some fun with you.
 
Call up the Mythbusters and ask for their shorts with the built-in microphone and methane detector... you know what to do from there I hope.

(And yes, this was filmed - but Discovery Channel wouldn't allow it to be shown in the U.S.)
 
You might not be able to stop him from farting, but you can aways hope for the day when he will look at you funny and ask, "Are farts lumpy?" Then you will not have to have the argument anymore.
 
I was just thinking (yes it still hurts): Does he really think he can convince you it wasn't him? Like you'd forget you tore ass?
 
I can't STOP him from admitting it.

Pride goeth before the fart - and after, too!
 
This is kind of like the "skidmarks" thread to me.

I truly believe that ALL guys fart and ALL guys leave skidmarks in their underwear. (I also believe that most women do too, but I can't prove it.)

Not everyday, not every minute, but it happens.

Bodily functions are rarely pretty, but they happen. Cope.

A4A
 
You can always resort to the no sex without confession tactic....he who denies supplying it is denied it until he admits he supplied it even when denying it!:p
 
sausageeater said:
You can always resort to the no sex without confession tactic....he who denies supplying it is denied it until he admits he supplied it even when denying it!:p
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Boy,I thought I was mildly amusing at least..hope I didn't take the air out of this thread!!oops!
 
Soilwork said:
video tape him in the bathtub.
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That would be perfect; if he needs to at that time. If he denies it again just remind him that farts are rarely offensive to the ones who dealt them! Just say "Hey Tony, I know it was you! Look at how happy your face is!"
 
elvin1 said:
I hate farts.....:confused:
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umm....your stomach is not working properly if you don't fart. If you ever have to have bowel surgery, it is one the first things that they look for to see if your stomach starts working again.

So, be happy that you fart. It is a sign of good digestion. lol.

I think that if it smells, it might have something to do with the health of the digestive system or what the person has eaten recently.

I have noticed that I need to try and stay away from raw garlic and the roasted garlic that is in little chunks becuae it can make me gassy. (I know....TMI....sorry)
 
Anyone who says they don't fart is a total lier! Yeah, certain foods make it happen more and more smelly, but if you don't fart you will explode!:badgrin:
 
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