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[marvtha]

Marvtha! What are we going to do? Elvis has gone to the dark side! Better wake up Stevie! We need all the help we can get. Thank God, Chris is our newest recruit! Oh, and he had the best ass! You'll have to keep me focused, 'cause alls I want is to fuck his brains out! We will win this, I gaurantee this!

steve is beyong repair! i think we worked him over a bit much!?
maybe marvtha shouldn't have brought out the barney suit so soon!
you know how that purple beast drives marvtha crazy!!!!

i lost another scientist i fear!

talk some sense in elvis g mo marvtha can hardly keep head up...i was on death's door okay just yesterday...give me a break!!!!

 

[marvtha]

Look:
Marvtha Quote:
P.S. amazing how even with my brain being shot i have a better memory than elvis...now you don't be running and telling him that...the boy is sensitive....and mildly retarded i suspect!





Jakeys Quote:

And Marvtha, Elvis has the IQ of a piss ant, this, we must never forget.​

we'll talk tomorrow elvis when everyone has a clear head and our 'holes' ain't so sore!

just remember.....marvtha loves you! you're smarter than jethro and he is very smart...who else would think of using rope to hold his britches up! come on he's a genius...but you're smarter...yes you are!

fuck marvtha's gonna be sick........

 

[justsimon]

Yeah, we'll talk tomorrow....You're on!!!

Don't give in to that harlot, Elvin.

 

[ahotjock71]

marvtha in like gwen........no doubt!

I spit Jagermeister all over my laptop! That's gonna be a bitch to lick up.....

I didn't see where you asked about the pearls??? Sorry my dear muffdiver, er, I mean marvtha.

The answer is I had knocked over a Mikimoto outlet store & had been jilted by the lover I had stolen them for. So I just had them laying around, then "VOILA!" marvtha appeared on the scene needing, what else? A good pearl necklace. Junior Jr. couldn't take care of marvtha's needs, so once again ahotjock71 is called in to save the day.

I have many other pretty shinny things for marvtha, but afraid they may send marvtha over the edge & unnecessarily kill Elvis, G Mo & JakieB.

I cannot go see marvtha in prison, too many of the guards know me....intimately!

 

[tbonez]

bo........ do i know you?
marvtha drunk pretty much ...well always..... except from the hours between last call and 9 a.m.
if so.....'''HELLO" if not.....GREAT SEEING YA AGAIN! ...

Know me? You've been telling people we're related! Something about a "strong resemblance". Well I say PFFT! Not at all. Your face and my ass?...Not by a long shot. OK, there was that one time running out of the Taco Bell when I was prairie-dogging it after the all you can eat bean burrito buffet and the Tijuana tap water, but that was the only time! The crack in my ass does resemble the deep cleft in your forehead...but you that's only a scar you have as a result of the botched lobotomy.

P.S. amazing how even with my brain being shot i have a better memory than elvis...

About your memory. It's time all was revealed...Let's unmask this impostor, shall we?

 

[tbonez]

My Uncle, Doctor Bones McCoy, was Marvtha's GP since she was a little puddin' left at the door of the orphanage. He has all the dope:

Everyone should know, Marvtha is a delusional, but that's an expected side-effect of the septicaemia. Dr. McCoy points out she was doing pretty well for a gal who's been running around with untreated syphilis for decades. Marvtha was told repeatedly to go see the HMO, but she thought he meant "homo" and would not go!

Cavorting with TV celebrities, drinking Mimosa, being poisoned...all the creation of a demented lunatic.

Marvtha was living the high-life on SSI, but then she got greedy. Decided to supplement her welfare by trading hand-jobs on homeless guys for their empty bottles and cans. Her case worker found and cut off her food stamps for a month. Poor Marvtha just couldn't make ends meet. She resorted to dumpster-diving at the local Playtex factory for her feminine hygiene needs. Marvtha's not the sharpest tool in the proctologist's bag. Saw those discarded tampons marked "seconds" and thought she had hit paydirt. Silly rabbit, a tampon without a string is a dangerous as a parachute without a rip-cord!

Marvtha sat on the toilet in her trailer and took out the first tampon and thought "no string, no problem!" She figured she's just keep loading up her pussy like a pez machine and they'd work themselves out the back door. "Considering they both smelled to high heaven, they had to be connected" she reasoned.

Well, after a few days the toxic shock set in and her panties were foaming and frothing like Fred Phelps at a gay rodeo. Since then she's been wandering the boards in a fevered state hallucinating all over the place. She's really quite harmless...until she tries to use the drinking foutain at the mall as a bidet...then it's mass murder.

 

[marvtha]

Yeah, we'll talk tomorrow....You're on!!!

elvis....if you go to the dark side suminon & simon will just use you and spit you out...you'll be like tara reid !!! do you really want that!

no matter how twisted my love may be it's a love that lasts...forever!

the choice is yours!

 

[JakeBequette]

elvis....if you go to the dark side suminon & simon will just use you and spit you out...you'll be like tara reid !!! do you really want that!

no matter how twisted my love may be it's a love that lasts...forever!

the choice is yours!

Marvtha he's crazy! We must be careful with him... He's tricksy.​

 

[marvtha]

My Uncle, Doctor Bones McCoy, was Marvtha's GP since she was a little puddin' left at the door of the orphanage. He has all the dope:

Everyone should know, Marvtha is a delusional, but that's an expected side-effect of the septicaemia . Dr. McCoy points out she was doing pretty well for a gal who's been running around with untreated syphilis for decades. Marvtha was told repeatedly to go see the HMO, but she thought he meant "homo" and would not go!

Cavorting with TV celebrities, drinking Mimosa, being poisoned...all the creation of a demented lunatic.

Marvtha was living the high-life on SSI, but then she got greedy. Decided to supplement her welfare by trading hand-jobs on homeless guys for their empty bottles and cans. When her case worker found out they cut off her food stamps for a month. Poor Marvtha, just couldn't make ends meet. She resorted to dumpster-diving at the local Playtex factory for her feminine hygiene needs. Marvtha's not the sharpest pick in the proctologists manual disimpaction tool belt. Saw those discarded tampons marked "seconds" and thought she had hit paydirt. Silly rabbit, a tampon without a string is a dangerous as a parachute without a rip-cord!

Marvtha sat on the toilet in her trailer and took out the first tampon and thought "no string, no problem!" She figured she's just keep loading up her pussy like a pez machine and they'd work themselves out the back door. "Considering they both smelled to high heaven, they had to be connected" she reasoned.

Well, after a few days the toxic shock set in and her panties were foaming and frothing like Fred Phelps at a gay rodeo. Since then she's been wandering the boards in a fevered state hallucinating all over the place. She's really quite harmless...until she tries to use the drinking foutain at the mall as a bidet...then it's mass murder.

LIES ALL LIES.......who are you? marvtha only went to one 'supposed' doctor and that was SUMINON that uncle sal brought me to!

the scientists are the only ones familiar and skilled with my anatomy!

marvtha never lived in trailer! WHY does everyone assume that??? DAMN!

and that bidet incident was an isolated one!
puttin a t.g.i. fridays in at the mall was either a blessing or a curse....... those strawberry daiquiris are killer! marvtha stumbles out of there drunk and give new meaning to the phrase 'shopping spree'

i had the mexican platter and 2 or 8 daiquiris...when the rumblins start you have to get to the nearest toilet and that fountain looked like a giant crapper!!!

you're the delusional one!

now marvtha has to have her morning mimosa...SHOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Nonimus]

Let's not waste any more time here Marvtha, you remember how comfortable it was in the Dark Place, how happy the 'pills' made you - come now take my hand and we can go back - you want to be happy again don't you?

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha he's crazy! We must be careful with him... He's tricksy.​

fuck jakie b..........TOOOOOOOO much drama before i've had my mimosa even!
then this t bonz clown spillin all these lies....is anyone besides you & g mo......... OH and that new chritstopher guy.....he's cute!
we need my kyyle....marvtha's gonna start crying damnit....and then steve was carried away this morning in that special white coat drooling and saying "the horror the horror"
me & g mo worked him over good. the barney suit and 'terminator' is deadly cocktail! HA....... cocktail...marvtha funny even in the a.m.!


marvtha gotta tell benson i'll have that mimosa...maybe will do lunch later!


marvtha so glad she has you as buddy my jakie b.!

 

[tbonez]

LIES ALL LIES.......who are you? you're the delusional one!

Oh really now? Well the proof is in the puddin' as they say. Let's see if Dr. McCoy has some old Marvtha baby pics laying 'round his office. He used to show them to old Catholic slappers to get them to take the morning after pill.

We'll just see what I can dig up.

 

[marvtha]

Let's not waste any more time here Marvtha, you remember how comfortable it was in the Dark Place, how happy the 'pills' made you - come now take my hand and we can go back - you want to be happy again don't you?

SHIT did someone open the door marked 'crazy' this morning??????

yea the DARK PLACE was real comfortable if you like electro shock, being dissected. cold water enemas and steel tubes shoved up your ass and "hoo ha!"
marvtha like credit card at s & m shop........my kink has a limit!!!

BENSON WHERE'S MY MIMOSA!???

 

[marvtha]

Oh really now? Well the proof is in the puddin' as they say. Let's see if Dr. McCoy has some old Marvtha baby pics laying 'round his office. He used to show them to old Catholic slappers to get them to take the morning after pill.

We'll just see what I can dig up.

well you just do that.....if memory serves right all the cameras exploded after a pic was takin of marvtha!
olan mills about went bankrupt back in the .....oh you almost learned marvtha's age...trickeries!

BENSON........ POR FAVOR!

 

[JakeBequette]

fuck jakie b..........TOOOOOOOO much drama before i've had my mimosa even!
then this t bonz clown spillin all these lies....is anyone besides you & g mo......... OH and that new chritstopher guy.....he's cute!
we need my kyyle....marvtha's gonna start crying damnit....and then steve was carried away this morning in that special white coat drooling and saying "the horror the horror"
me & g mo worked him over good. the barney suit and 'terminator' is deadly cocktail! HA....... cocktail...marvtha funny even in the a.m.!


marvtha gotta tell benson i'll have that mimosa...maybe will do lunch later!


marvtha so glad she has you as buddy my jakie b.!

TBonez might be on our side, I'm not sure yet. Maybe we should have Mimosas and use the terminator on him until he delcares his intentions ​

 

[marvtha]

I spit Jagermeister all over my laptop! That's gonna be a bitch to lick up.....

I didn't see where you asked about the pearls??? Sorry my dear muffdiver, er, I mean marvtha.

The answer is I had knocked over a Mikimoto outlet store & had been jilted by the lover I had stolen them for. So I just had them laying around, then "VOILA!" marvtha appeared on the scene needing, what else? A good pearl necklace. Junior Jr. couldn't take care of marvtha's needs, so once again ahotjock71 is called in to save the day.

I have many other pretty shinny things for marvtha, but afraid they may send marvtha over the edge & unnecessarily kill Elvis, G Mo & JakieB.

I cannot go see marvtha in prison, too many of the guards know me....intimately!

ho jo! lyin and stealin for marvtha! you're the best...did tina turner write song about you!?

yes dear shiny things tend to 'disturb' poor marvtha but the scientists are working on a new med for that!
that pill might drop '07! marvtha has killed no one! severely disfigured a few men...OH...and ripped junior sr's wee pickle off but marvtha stop short of murder!

i know what you speak 'bout guards knowin you! lets keep that on the down low mmmmkay!??

marvtha gotta hunt down benson. he's probably doing alice doggy style in the pantry!

ALICE PUT YOUR DRESS DOWN!

 

[marvtha]

TBonez might be on our side, I'm not sure yet. Maybe we should have Mimosas and use the terminator on him until he delcares his intentions ​

GOOD IDEA JAKIE B.!

i'll have benson make up a few more mimosa after he gets his dick outta alice's fat ass!

 

[tbonez]

i'll have benson make up a few more mimosa ...!

Marvtha hon, you really need to take those antibiotics. Nothing to be done about the bovine spongiform encephalopathy (or "mad cow"), but if we stick the nozzle from a can of spray-foam in yur ears we might be able to stop the awful rattling sound when you nod your head.

Mimosa, that's rich! We all you know you're just drinking out of the toilet again. Wouldn't be so bad if you hadn't broken the handle off weeks ago.

Bubbles, Ricky and Julian are here to take you home. You get to go for a ride in the nice white van with the flashing lights again! Don't fret if the restrains are hurting your bloody stumps a bit. Once the Haladol kicks in, you won't feel a thing.

 

[JakeBequette]

Marvtha hon, you really need to take those antibiotics. Nothing to be done about the bovine spongiform encephalopathy (or "mad cow"), but if we stick the nozzle from a can of spray-foam in yur ears we might be able to stop the awful rattling sound when you nod your head.



Mimosa, that's rich! We all you know you're just drinking out of the toilet again. Wouldn't be so bad if you hadn't broken the handle off weeks ago.



Bubbles, Ricky and Julian are here to take you home. You get to go for a ride in the nice white van with the flashing lights again! Don't fret if the restrains are hurting your bloody stumps a bit. Once the Haladol kicks in, you won't feel a thing.

^^^ E V I L ^^^​

 

[tbonez]

Actually, I'm only trying to help. I feel sorry for poor Marvtha, she's had it rough. I almost cried when my uncle told me the story of how she was left abandoned on the steps of the orphanage in an old discarded manure bag with a note pinned to her face that read:

"I only hope that I die tomorrow and are reincarnated as soap so I never have to see Marvtha's face again."

Her mom did take the time to fill out the forms from the baby drop-box. Mind you, it left more questions than answers. Under race it said "It was either during NASCAR or the Indy 500, was drunk, don't remember"

We're not even sure who her father is. Seems her mom passed out drunk in the potato salad at a family reunion and all her brothers ran a train on her.

I used to let her stop by from time to time so she could collect the empties but she started bathing in the koi pond and we had to put a lock on the side gate. To this day we're not sure if the vile smell was Marvtha or all those dead koi poaching in the summer heat.