How to say 'get lost' to a guy

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

My problem is that I only seem to be attractive to ugly-looking guys, but not so much to the ones I'm interested in, so I have to say all the time: I'm not interest, and stuff like that.
So I'm getting bored of these answers, so I was wanting to know ways of saying "get lost" without using these conventional phrases.

The perfect answer should be polite, original, witty, funny, ironic and sarcastic, all in one, if that's possible.

I'll hear your suggestions, and the one I like most will be the one I'll be using next weekend (after translating it into Spanish so I can use it here), unless some hottie guy approaches me at last!

not got say ugly lookin in ya post fa start
Internet barren as is of numbers

world is large ans it a small so BODY LINGO what any life know from BABA

then ya got lot situations < what obious ta moon anyone on planet earth since time got face

there go

 

[bw92116]

How about, "I have such poor social skills that I have to go to a gay discussion forum to learn a line to reject you with."

 

[FPNY]

this is the biggest bump i've ever seen. Where did this thread come from? the ancient archives?

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0 My usual suggestion.

HAAAAAAA

alway a good one

 

[TheOscar]

Lolz, I don't think Fed is even an active member anymore. XD


...Though I wish I could add a witty reply for YOU to reply with to these guys, but I can't think of any. Tell them you're straight? >.>

 

[ShavedBare87]

How about, "I have such poor social skills that I have to go to a gay discussion forum to learn a line to reject you with."

Winner! +1 internets...

 

[borg69unimatrix]

The best way I've found to get guys to RUN in the opposite direction is to say, "I LOVE YOU."

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

The best way I've found to get guys to RUN in the opposite direction is to say, "I LOVE YOU."

maybe do thread chatty thang HAAAAA

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' ooh look da time got fall down hole '

hope sort out it OP

how stop Lion
' OY LION ya got bad breath!!!!! '
@ OOH NO REAAAAAALY? @
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coor faster then speedin bullet ans now go find tree HAAAAA

anyway

got go stop ma feet fightin ova who da best a foot! HA

thankyou

 

[ronboy]

Paul Simon said it best, thirty six years ago...Timeless advice......

 

[PenisKontrolliertMich]

Well when you're not attracted to somebody it's awkward....but you just have to say you're not interested and move on.

I had a bad experience the FIRST time I went to a gay bar. I went to pee pee and this guy comes into the bathroom right after me and starts pissing next to me. Then he stares at my cock and says something annoying like how big is it....I give him short, cold answers....then I go to the sink, he follows me, and still keeps on talking...then I don't even respond and just walk away. That's because he was being a bitch, then it's ok to be a bitch back.

 

[jmadaf]

There is no easy way if the guy is really turned-on by you, but "get lost" is not a good way to do it. I'd try sorry, but I just don't have intimate feelings for you, or I already have a bf, and don't like threesomes.

 

[fed1983]

How about, "I have such poor social skills that I have to go to a gay discussion forum to learn a line to reject you with."

Well, I opened this thread 5 years ago, so you came too late with your reply, but thanks anyway, you're so sweet.

Hey guys, how did this thread revive? I thought it was dead and buried and only living in my memory. You don't want to be reading things you posted 5 years ago.

And yes, I'm still active, not as active as I was in the past, but whenever I'm bored I come here to check out what the gays are saying

 

[BearBoi]

I’m not feeling a connection to you right now, sorry.

It’s hard to argue with you over how you feel… but if they try, feel perfectly justified in feeling righteous. It’s really a bullet-proof let down made more so by the fact that it is also truthful.

 

[BearBoi]

Delete double post

 

[GM1985]

I would hope (on the rare instances that I go to gay bars etc) that someone who wasn't interested in me would speak to me like a mature adult and simply tell me I wasn't their type. Not their fault they aren't attracted to me and I'd go away thinking better of them for being honest.

The OP hints to arrogance, which I'd rather avoid than someone I don't find physically appealing. Of course I understand when alcohol is involved things do change, but if someone touches you in an unwelcomed manner, you vacate their company.

 

[maxpowr9]

I had a female friend use this line once and what was even more hilarious was that she didn't even mean to be hurtful.

"I would rather watch American Idol than go on a date with you."

 

[bankside]

"My penis wants Wolverine from X-Men."


Yep. Act crazy. If they think you're just having a laugh and they play along instead of taking the hint then shout, for added crazy points.

"YOU'RE NOT WOLVERINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Or just go catatonic and drool down your cheek.

 

[fed1983]

The OP hints to arrogance, which I'd rather avoid than someone I don't find physically appealing. Of course I understand when alcohol is involved things do change, but if someone touches you in an unwelcomed manner, you vacate their company.

And you hint to slackness, since you haven't read any of the posts before commenting, you haven't even checked the date of the thread before criticizing.

You're judging the OP (me!) without even knowing him for a 5 year old thread, which was intended to be funny or not serious. That attitude is arrogant to, I'm sorry to say.

Curiousunistudent, you see the point I was trying to make in your thread?

 

[fed1983]

"I would rather watch American Idol than go on a date with you."

LOL! Loved this one

 

[diamondstar]

Some of you are really writing paragraphs. How hard is it so say "No Thanks" and walk away.