I am gayer than you!

[elmatador_adrian]

OK I was playing the soundtrack to Chicago in my car with my windows down and stopped at a red light and realized that it was WAY too loud....loved the glances at me...lol...it could be worse, I could be making curtains....J/K

 

[duroc5088]

Oh yeah! well I got all of you beat!!!!

tomorrow I have to pull the heads of a 16 cylinder caterpillar engine. then I have to go to a drilling rig and dial in a clutch on the drum shaft of a draw-works for a D398 12 cylinder diesel gen. set.

So BOOO!!!

I'm gayer than all of you .

Dirk

 

[M4P]

I told one of my bitchy co-workers to loosen her curlers this afternoon

 

[Kurn]

I'm Culturally Deprived. I Live In Bakersfield.

 

[dpnice]

Oh yeah! well I got all of you beat!!!!

tomorrow I have to pull the heads of a 16 cylinder caterpillar engine. then I have to go to a drilling rig and dial in a clutch on the drum shaft of a draw-works for a D398 12 cylinder diesel gen. set.

So BOOO!!!

I'm gayer than all of you .

Dirk

Sorry but that would only be gay if you wear gloves and an apron to do the work.

 

[dpnice]

Thanks for all the replies; they gave me a good laugh.

I find it extremely comforting that we are able to make fun of our ourselves and take stereotypes that should be offensive and make them into a joke.

If I do some flower arrangements for madame after finishing the curtains do I win?

 

[Teebzorz]

Im painting my living room "goldfinch" tomorrow and picked out the perfect orange curtians from pier1 to go with them. I also found this really cute vintage framed wine poster that I just HAD to have to match all my new stuff. =p

 

[ibox_2000]

My living room (facing the street) "curtains" is an old discount-store bedsheet -- and has been for 6+ years. However, I have my Mom's old sewing machine.

My living room has no furniture. I use the room to dry my hockey gear. However, I have ceramic trinkets around my bathtub; colour-matched to my floor and wall tiles and theme-matched to a bathroom.

No wonder I was confused about my sexuality for so long.

 

[Dobson73]

I work in a Travel Agent's and wanna be Air Cabin Crew LOL, is that gay?

No, just really, really, sad.

 

[Dobson73]

I'm going to be hanging out in the steam room at my gym tomorrow for a couple of hours in the hope that some horny straight guy wants his dick sucked. Is that Gay? I think SO!!

 

[treanir]

Oh yeah! well I got all of you beat!!!!

tomorrow I have to pull the heads of a 16 cylinder caterpillar engine. then I have to go to a drilling rig and dial in a clutch on the drum shaft of a draw-works for a D398 12 cylinder diesel gen. set.

You lost me at 'cylinder'. How gay is that?

I'm afraid I'm not much of a competition here. Though, in my defense, I am currently reading a W.H. Auden anthology.

 

[GL]

I can't dance.
I don't know a thing about fashion.
I couldn't put a room together if my life depended on it.
I collect comic books.
I am a car nut.
I love NBA Basketball and most sports.

Maybe I'm not gay? Maybe I'm just confused.

But I do know this... I like dick.

 

[GL]

then you're GAY!

And in PINK no less!

 

[operafan]

Oh yeah! well I got all of you beat!!!!
tomorrow I have to pull the heads of a 16 cylinder caterpillar engine. then I have to go to a drilling rig and dial in a clutch on the drum shaft of a draw-works for a D398 12 cylinder diesel gen. set.
So BOOO!!!
I'm gayer than all of you .
Dirk

Uh....just what part of this is gay?

Since I'm cooking a Julia Child recipe while listening to an opera, I think that pretty well trumps any drilling rig and a caterpillar engine.

 

[ladygrey]

Honestly ladies

this is so Jerry.....!

"I'm the princess!"
"No, I'm the princess. You're the bitch!"

It just goes on and on

when will we realize that we're all incrediblly gay?

WHEN?

On a side note, the contest is moot because I'm listening to Marlin Monroe, "Dimonds are a girl's best friend", writing intensly emotional poetry, cleaning my room + making minor fashionable improvement, planning my warobe for the weekend, ignoring my racist/homophobiac familes, lamenting about the ineqaulity of the world, and vaugely wondering in the back of my mind whether or not Bjork's swan costume was REALLY very fashionable?......

 

[MRMATTX2]

When I was a kid...I always wanted new curtains for my room, does that count?

 

[starlight70]

Did no curtain.
Suck no dick lately.
Did no facial wash.
Did no shopping.

Oh dear.. I'm turning straight!!!!!!!!!

 

[Madera202]

I am in the process of sewing a baby blue nightshirt while listening and singing to the Wizard of Oz. That has to put ma somewhere on the gay scale!

 

[seven_sins]

Hmmm. I don't have time to make any more curtains this weekend. Instead, I am using curtains I made last weekend to make a magnificent "Scarlett O'Hara" dress which I will wear when I descend the great curved staircase at Tara when I make my appearance to society tomorrow night.

 

[sparky95]

Oh yeah! well I got all of you beat!!!!

tomorrow I have to pull the heads of a 16 cylinder caterpillar engine. then I have to go to a drilling rig and dial in a clutch on the drum shaft of a draw-works for a D398 12 cylinder diesel gen. set.

So BOOO!!!

I'm gayer than all of you .

Dirk

I'm afraid that is lesbian, Dirk, not gay! Now excuse me while I go crochet a doily to put under the bottle of amyl on my bedside table!