I hate having the craps!

[HartfordGuy]

Just natures way of internal housekeeping!

Never a pleasant experience, but the way I figure it, it means something needs to get out and bad! LOL.

I'm not sure which is worse, having the that when sick or having it happen 30 minutes before a date comes over! D'oh!

 

[belamy]

Wow, you people out there really have a thrilling life... even your bowels are big shakers.

 

[sunshinesteve]

Talking shit again.....
This is the Hot Topics forum so unless said bout of the shits was caused by a vindalo or similar, maybe it should be moved

 

[star-warrior]

TheBled - drink plenty of fluids, dissolve a teaspoon of sugar and a pinch of salt in a little boiled water, then drink, and do this every time you have the shits. Hope you get well soon.

 

[GL]

Nothing worse than the Hershey squirts!

Stay hydrated B! You'll get over it soon enough.

 

[looseliam]

I see I'm not the only one suffering from LILO (liquid in, liquid out.) These antibiotics I'm on screws up my lower GI tract. I could eat rice and bananas all day and still be living on the toilet.

Thank God for the Bathroom Reader! (get one if you don't have already!)

 

[jaysizzles]

Doesn't this belong in the Fetish Forum?

 

[ozguy]

The worst bit is the sore ring you get from all that wiping ... I really hate that!!

 

[Stryfe]

too...much...information.

 

[TaigaStar]

That's exactly how I feel whenever the humidity reaches a certain percent. When it rains or snows, I have to run to the bathroom; when it's a very humid summer day, I have to go... I recommend having rice when you get that problem, as it helps to bring you back to normal.

 

[ozguy]

umm....yikes...sorry to hear that....have a nice square of this chocolate to make you feel better

Better not be a Laxette!!!

 

[dynk]

Just an old fashioned blow out Brian.

 

[ozguy]

......Ever heard of oversharing and human-boundaries ?

Well poo to you then!!!

 

[seven_sins]

You know it's bad when the toilet paper ignites two inches away from your ass...

You could end up like this guy...

Fire by Flatulence

 

[ross_1986]

Yes, having the craps is so shitty!!!!

I hate it when you KNOW that you're gonna have to go again soon....

 

[blooeyz]

Try using Puffs Plus
and remember BRAT (Bananas, Rice, Applesause, Toast) Stay away from dairy and caffiene

 

[Ramindra]

baby wipes. I'm tellin' you guys.

Whether you've got the shits, the runs, the trots, curry suprise, or anal napalm... they're like heaven on earth.

Bidets are better!!!!!

 

[luminum]

I had the stomach flu once. Anything I ate came out within minutes, along with a great deluge of stomach acid. Not fun. But I did lose 3 pounds.

 

[evanrick]

I wonder if lesbian-oriented forums talk about this.

 

[smelter]

I misread the title, I thought it said, I hate having the crabs! It's time for a new pair of spectacles.