I'm not dead

[BenF]

Sorry to disappoint you all - I'm not dead, I haven't quit JUB in a fit of pedantry, I haven't disappeared up my own arse...

I'M STILL HERE

I haven't been about as much cos I am being worked like a bitch and don't have the time nor energy nor inclination to use JUB (or any other website) of an evening or weekend.

Anyhoos, to anybody who could give a rats ass, here I am and once I have got used to the 14 hour shifts - I'll be back to antagonise and aggrevate you once again.

TTFN!!

 

[Andreus]

YAY

Thank god !!!​

 

[gsdx]

I was expecting to open this thread and see "Yet".

(Good to see you back. I've missed your pretty face around here.)

 

[BenF]

Oh thank fuck for that!

Get your big fat Welsh arse back here as soon as possible.

You've been dearly missed ...ya cunt!

Who are you calling a cunt?

You.....fucking......cunt.

 

[gsdx]

Oh thank fuck for that!

Get your big fat Welsh arse back here as soon as possible.

You've been dearly missed ...ya cunt!

Who are you calling a cunt?

You fucking cunt.

Ah! Just like the good ol' days.

 

[PixelHerder]

Soooo... where'll I put this rat's ass?

Good to see you again, ya bawbag

 

[Charliose]

Wait... Who are you?

 

[Inwood]

Who are you calling a cunt?

You.....fucking......cunt.

This post brought a tear to my eye. I don't think I've ever been happier to see two people calling each other a cunt.

Carry on you cunts!

 

[Fastdavy]

Waiting for that wonderful wit.

 

[Tar_Heel-n-ATL]

bummer - i thought this was going to be about charles nelson reilly

 

[dynk]

Looks like things are getting back to normal.
Nonimus will be back in a few weeks also

 

[Corny]

i'm so sorry

 

[eddielee]

Well, well, well.

 

[quasar]

Just for the record, can I state quite categorically that there is no connection between mine and BenF46's return, and any coincidence is just that - a coincidence - the rumours of our sharing a penthouse lovenest courtesy of the UK's NHS (National Health Service) are totally unfounded, and I distance myself from any involvement with the obnoxious, arrogant, self-opinionated little Welsh shitbag that is known as BenF46!

*Quasar staggers back and holds onto a.....chair for support realising that his punctuation has caused him to be short of breath!*

(Nice to see you back on JUB honey! )

 

[looseliam]

 

[mac_twck]

/\ me too. Oh wait that's just my contact acting up. Sprry.

 

[PieRules]

Yay, Ben's back! I missed your posts and links to hilarious articles and media - Oh, and your wicked sense of humor too.

 

[TaigaStar]

Glad to see you're alive and kicking! In the event of your untimely demise, I would have added you to my undead army and you'd be back anyway.

 

[Centexfarmer]

I'm glad to know that the rumours of your death have been greatly exaggerated!

Never trust gossip queens!

 

[RationalLunacy]

Frankly, I can't wait until Ben makes another four hundred and some-odd posts so I can start a thread congratulating him on his five thousandth post.