I'm so vain...

[Soilwork]

I actually DO think that song is about me.

 

[marcde]

Nah it's probably about Elvin, and didn't she sing Nobody Does It Better for him too!

 

[sissyboy]

But is your scarf apricot? And do you have one eye in the mirror as you watch yourself gavotte?

 

[blackbeltninja]

I think you may be right!

-d-

 

[GL]

It's always about you isn't it?

For once, just once... share the glory!

 

[douseiai]

*shrug* i always thought it was about jessica simpson

 

[Soilwork]

No... the Carly Simon song from a James Bond movie was "Nobody does it better".

But that was probably about me too.

 

[Croynan]

deleated & of no value and inapproptiate/c.

 

[190E]

Nah, you're not vain, it was definately about my ex... even though it was made years before he was born. lol

 

[Lube]

Jasun, I'm thinking more "They're Coming to Take Me Away....", if you're old enough to remember that one.

 

[irish1]

"I can't see me lovin' nobody but you, for all my life."

 

[ahotjock71]

It behoves me how Carly could know you so well without actually knowing you.

Me thinks she hit the nail on the head, on both accounts.

You are all that, and don't you dare change!

 

[iflookscouldkill]

Did you fly your lear jet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun?

 

[Zeremonie]

You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself ... all the girls dreamed they'd be your partner.

you're so vain

 

[Austin40acres]

The song IS about you!

Pluto had to be reduced from planet status to dwarf-planet status because its gravity couldn't compete with yours.

You DO have clouds in your coffee!

None of us would have reason for being if it weren't for you!

I would thank God that you're here, except you don't believe in God, do you? So, thank whatever biological forces managed to put someone's sperm with someone else's egg that created you. We would all be worse off without you.

I'm humbled to even reply to this thread and I would totally understand it if you completely ignore my insignificant contribution to your greatness. I'm not worthy.

In fact, I bow down before you for allowing such a poor slob as me to even bother to join your Internet and take up space on your planet. I am truly humbled by your graciousness.

Your horse naturally wins. Mine is but an old gray mare compared to yours. That is, if you and I owned horses. You probably do. I'm not worthy of owning another creature. I've long since foresaken the idea that I could own any "beast" because I'm so lowly compared to you.

Should I continue, my god and master?

A4A

 

[hotdog1846]

mmm ... I always thought that song was about James Taylor. Not much of a way to get confused between you two...

 

[Christopherb36]

Soil...You did walk into the party like you were walking onto a yacht...your hair strategically dipped below your eye..WAIT...Hair??? Nope, not you!!!

 

[Soilwork]

I didn't have to fly my lear jet to Nova Scotia. I grew up on the Nova Scotia Border.

To be honest, I think that song is about Pierre Trudeau, former Prime Minister of Canada and one time lover of Carly Simon.







(and I always thought that line was "you flew your wheelchair to Nova Scotia". I was totally confused by that one.)

 

[iflookscouldkill]

I didn't have to fly my lear jet to Nova Scotia. I grew up on the Nova Scotia Border.

To be honest, I think that song is about Pierre Trudeau, former Prime Minister of Canada and one time lover of Carly Simon.







(and I always thought that line was "you flew your wheelchair to Nova Scotia". I was totally confused by that one.)

Well then the song definitely isn't about you

 

[ronboy]

I actually DO think that song is about me.

It is Jasun, it is!!! But that's why we're crazy about you!