JUB theme song

[Andreus]

Well... ok so this is what happens when I get bored....
anybody got a better themesong idea?​

It's just a little bitty pissant online place
Ain't nothin' much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin' old time internet place
Ain't nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on​

We get simple Chavs, local business men
Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin
Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high
But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry​

we don't have no married men, they're not on the ball
They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all
You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day
Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away​

Keep your language clean girls, keep your blogs neat
And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street
Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools
Cause every queer that posts here knows the TOS and special no-no rules​

Yea every queer that posts here knows JD and Seth's no-no rules​

Ruby, Arnell... start em!​

Threads are not to be wallowed in
That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do​

And it don't make money!​

Nominus!​

They won't tolerate no tying up bandwidth with other peoples business​

Midnightprism honey!​

please don't show us no tattoos
No hearts and flowers on your thigh​

It's downright tacky​

Brands are for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at JUB​

Do you catch my drift?​

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You keep your mind on your posting responsibilities
Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
And we can get along
GL!​

Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now​

Elvin!​

I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow​

HoodedRat!​

Any one taking sick leave is to make real sure their sick​

And every time you hear that bell...
You better get here double quick​

And as for Spam...​

Spam is something you don't need
To get your daily business done
Are you listening good?
Keep them leaches and blood suckers off the boards​

And I know how to use a gun
And nobody messes with my boys​

And any questions you might have about the way they run this place
Don't gripe and whine behind JD and Seth's back
Just tell them face to face, They're open-minded, say it all
Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way​

They pay for the bandwidth and the rent and the utilities
We keep our mind on our posting responsibilities
Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
And we can get along​

It's just a little bitty pissant internet place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time online place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on​

 

[MidnightPrism]

We got lots of dirty stuff going on

 

[Inwood]

Jesus H. Christ on crutches, Andreus. You really need to get out more.

 

[Andreus]

yeah

well this is lean times

no food drink or sex during daylight and no intoxicants until the end of october

 

[Inwood]

yeah

well this is lean times

no food drink or sex during daylight and no intoxicants until the end of october

DAYUM! That's right. How will you cope with a month without weed????

 

[Andreus]

this thread may be one example

 

[Inwood]

I'm lighting one up in your honor.

بالنجاح

 

[GL]

I like it!

And I got a mention! I feel all special.

If I may... Approved!

 

[quasar]

this thread may be one example

*quasar runs away screaming and decides to hibernate until the end of October*

 

[Andreus]

I'm lighting one up in your honor.

بالنجاح

well at least someone I like is having a blast!

ehh

theres always the ativan

And before anyone gets their knickers in a wad...

YES
I have a prescription

 

[Andreus]

*quasar runs away screaming and decides to hibernate until the end of October*

HAHA

for some reason I do better when the brain cells are slowed down a bit

 

[GL]

*quasar runs away screaming and decides to hibernate until the end of October*

*runs after quasar to rub his temples and then his crotch*

 

[quasar]

*runs after quasar to rub his temples and then his crotch*

You better warm your hands up this time hubby, I'm not having a repeat of that incident with the lighter fuel, charcoal bricks and massage oil! Ooops, have I said too much!

 

[Riverrick]

See! I knew your posts would only get better today!

That was some creative effort, Dreu. Actually, astonishing! I really enjoyed it.

Is there a melody that goes with it?

 

[Andreus]

JUB, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
JUB, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you

the JUB Boat soon will be making another run
The JUB Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance

And love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's love
Welcome aboard
It's love!
​

 

[GL]

You better warm your hands up this time hubby, I'm not having a repeat of that incident with the lighter fuel, charcoal bricks and massage oil! Ooops, have I said too much!

You need not worry my darling...

I have five or six fire extinguishers stashed in the bedside tables and underneath the bed itself. If we should have ourselves another happy accident, we'll be prepared!

 

[Andreus]

See! I knew your posts would only get better today!

That was some creative effort, Dreu. Actually, astonishing! I really enjoyed it.

Is there a melody that goes with it?

 

[GL]

My personal JUB super hero theme song...



Hehe... I love it! I am such a geek!

 

[Riverrick]

Aaaah! Much better with a melody.

That's one movie that I never did see. I don't know why.

 

[Andreus]

You can pull all the stops out
Till they call the cops out
post your behind till you're banned.
But you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get a hand.
You can sacrifice your sacharo
Posting in the back row.
Bump up a thread till you're dead.
Kid you gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead.
You can post...You can post...
You can post...post...post...
That's how Justusboys was born.
So I post...and I post...
And I post...post...post...
But I do it with some porn...
Once I was a Schleppa,
Now I'm Andreus' Zipper,
With my revolution and stance.
You gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna have a chance!
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