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just venting, airing out, talking shit, personal beefs, problems, anger management, and etc thread

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i tried jerking off with vaseline and oh my god, i'm in the promised land. (!) that nut. oh my god. that nut was



that work of art video with that hot ass guy in the shower from luckyhudson. i'd lick that guy and his 2,000 parts.
 
Read those last two posts, rej, and see if you can understand why we might be a bit concerned for you. Well, that, and it took you 25 years to figure out to try vaseline. :)

Lex
 
hylas said:
oh, these problems arent that hard to fix, and its totally our fault for ignoring it and letting it come so far. but its our fault, not my fault.
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It's a shower...is it possible that if you remove the drain cover, you would find globs of hair trapped on the "catch" part underneath? A lot of bath and/or shower drains have a drain obstruction, shaped sort of like a "plus sign" that straddles the entire diameter of the drain, which keeps objects from going down and getting lost. However, those tend to get clogged with hair. Clean and dig the hair out and you have a new drain that works like it's supposed to.
 
G-Lexington said:
Read those last two posts, rej, and see if you can understand why we might be a bit concerned for you. Well, that, and it took you 25 years to figure out to try vaseline. :)

Lex
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actually i used to wack off with vaseline back in 2003-2005 BUT i'd get the papers i printed off the computer that i masturbated too dirty and i killed a couple of computer mouses with it too. instead of taking my lazy ass up to wash off the vaseline, i would go about doing whatever with my vaselined up right hand. smh @ me. i learned from my mistake.
 
JohannBessler said:
RJ grows on you, doesn't he?

In the beginning, he had to listen to a lot of crap, but JUB has warmed up to him.

@RJ, several JUBbers have mentioned bed-humping here before. They say it gives you the best orgasms, but you won't ever get satisfied with your hand again.

I don't know if you'd find it worth the risk.

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Why don't you tell us?

FULL DISCLOSURE: much of the time, jokes don't translate very well over the Internet.
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the humping masturbation method is what i started with when i was 8. i used to do it until i was almost 17 and that's when i started using my hand. i didn't know people used to jerk off with their hands until then. to be honest with you, i had a hard time getting off with my hand at first but after awhile, i got the hang of it.

humping is more work though and it does leave behind a mess on the sheets. i remember back in 2001 when my cousin came into my room. she saw my sheets and noticed that there was some dry spots right there. she was like "oh... so you were doing your thing huh?" i was embarrassed. the jerking method takes away the evidence.

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RazorzEdge88 said:
Every time I whack off, I'm going to post about it here.
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please do so. ..|
 
and i hate the gym because i want to check out the guys but can't do so. today was a good day for guy candy.
 
i can't wait til i have a boyfriend. nothing but cuddling, sex, more cuddling, more sex. feeling hyper right now.
 
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1st world economy education or sumthang takin folk a nice day out

thankyou
 
i'm about to get the fuck out of here before i really go off on my mother. i don't want to put my hands around her neck BUT she's going to push me to that point. busy fucking spazzing on me over me checking the fucking cake. what the fuck? YOU ASK ME TO FUCKING HELP YOU AND I FUCKING HELP YOU OUT AND YOUR BITCHING OVER ME PUTTING HOLES ON THE CAKE? WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT FROM ME?

man, i know i'm not perfect, never said i was flawless and i'll admit my flaws and take the criticism even if it hurts my feelings and gets me upset BUT i'm fucking tired of having to deal with BULLSHIT. i fucking help her out and she's bitching over fucking holes in the cake that you ask me to put in that shit to check the fucking cake. IT FUCKING REMINDS ME OF SCHOOL WHERE I HAD TO DEAL WITH BULLSHIT FROM THE FUCKING TEACHERS WHERE THEY WOULD YELL AT ME OVER SOME LITTLE FUCKING BULLSHIT. JUST YELL, YELL, YELL AND THEY WOULD MAKE ME FEEL ALL FUCKING SCARED OF THEM AND SHIT. sometimes, they would have a fucking bad day and spaz on me and the other students to fucking scare us. they thought they were disciplining us BUT they were only scaring us and making us have pent up anger with their asses. i understand that my mom is angry BUT i fucking hate to be yelled at by anybody. i have anger issues.

yeah, i said fucking this and fucking that because you fucking pissed me off mom. talking about bullying you around. i'm NOT my father. whatever fucking issues you got pent up. FUCKING deal with that shit. I HAVE ONE HUNDRED FUCKING ISSUES ON MY PLATE. DO NOT MAKE ME GO OFF ON YOU. I LOVE YOU MOM BUT YOU WILL MAKE ME FLIP OUT ON YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT SO PLEASE DON'T FUCKING PUSH MY BUTTONS. I DON'T WANT TO FLIP OUT ON ANYBODY ELSE EITHER BECAUSE I WILL BREAK A KNIFE OR SOMETHING UP ON SOMEBODY'S HEAD IF I GET TO THAT POINT.
 
refujiunderground said:
i'm about to get the fuck out of here before i really go off on my mother. i don't want to put my hands around her neck BUT she's going to push me to that point. busy fucking spazzing on me over me checking the fucking cake. what the fuck? YOU ASK ME TO FUCKING HELP YOU AND I FUCKING HELP YOU OUT AND YOUR BITCHING OVER ME PUTTING HOLES ON THE CAKE?
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Refuji, you know we all love you here and you are our poster boy for drama on those rare occasions when you go off. BUT when you test a cake for doneness, you use a toothpick or a special cake-testing wire. YOU DO NOT USE A BROOM HANDLE!!!
 
MrRochesterNY said:
Refuji, you know we all love you here and you are our poster boy for drama on those rare occasions when you go off. BUT when you test a cake for doneness, you use a toothpick or a special cake-testing wire. YOU DO NOT USE A BROOM HANDLE!!!
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i used the ice pick thing that my mom had out. there's no toothpics.

but i wasn't intentionally trying to screw up her cakes or fuck them up. i wasn't thinking like that. she was all spazzing out on me over a total misunderstanding and that really set me off talking about how i wasn't interested in helping and etc. sometimes, i feel that no matter how hard i try and etc to get into my mom's good graces, i can't do shit to please her or to keep her happy. i know that she feels the same way about us because she says it but damn.. it's one complaint over another and half of the time, it doesn't even involve me but someone else such as my father. i feel that sometimes, she mixes him up with me over her hosilities with him over his shit so i become the target of her pent up anger over him. i'll take the hit if i fuck up and believe me, i do a lot but fuck taking anybody elses shit. can't wait til i move out of here and live on my own because this shit is like a warzone. as for the cake, i won't do the same thing next time.
 
Refuji... we know you're in there...

... step... away... from... the... ice pick !!!!

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borg69unimatrix said:
Refuji... we know you're in there...

... step... away... from... the... ice pick !!!!

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i'm stuck in my room trying yo masturbate with vaseline on my dick. actually was worried about stabbing my brother with the ice pick by accident when he came in from work. :(


MrRochesterNY said:
Did you know that spazzing is contageous?

(A house without toothpicks is a house without a soul.)
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yeah, it runs in the family. anger management issues.
 
MrRochesterNY said:
If only you lived closer to me, I'd love to help you out there, but I hate using Vaseline.
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what's wrong with vaseline?

and yes, i busted a nut just now. thanks to a model in his tighty whities. i'd would love to cop a feel of his ass while he's in those briefs then slip my hands underneath those briefs to feel his bare ass. damn.. i'd slap my dick against his ass while he's in those briefs. he's a sexy demon.

i really want to smell his traps, all the way down to chest. man, i still feel horny after jerking off.
 
Way too much talk of icepicks. Is anyone else mentally visualizing Refuji as Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct now?
 
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