just venting, airing out, talking shit, personal beefs, problems, anger management, and etc thread

[borg69unimatrix]

Um, that's a Hostess Fruit Pie. Two problems with that.

1. It's not lemon curd. The consistency of the "fruit filling" is something along the lines of the "slime" they used to sell to us kids back in the day. It'd make a horrible lubricant for masturbation.

2. It's a fucking Hostess Fruit Pie. Those are now out-of-print and rare, and thus should be saved for a special occasion. To be eaten, not used sexually.

...THIS is lemon curd. Much better consistency.

Lex

So... you use it as lube in your hand, or you fuck the jar ???

 

[xbuzzerx]

If only banana peels had just a bit more toughness and didn't fall apart into mush...

 

[G-Lexington]

So... you use it as lube in your hand, or you fuck the jar ???

In my hand. No use ruining the whole jar.

...and for the record, I've only done it twice. By request, shall we say.

Lex

 

[maxpowr9]

"With the advent of Tumblr, I literally have no reason to visit JUB anymore." - more than one former JUBber.

Lex

IMO it's better that way. Attempts to keep away the porn addicts/creeps and this can turn into a more social forum with some nudity on the side.

 

[G-Lexington]

IMO it's better that way. Attempts to keep away the porn addicts/creeps and this can turn into a more social forum with some nudity on the side.

omg hot response plz post more w/pixs

Lex

 

[maxpowr9]

omg hot response plz post more w/pixs

Lex

Would you like to be violated with the wine bottle after I am finished with it?

 

[G-Lexington]

In the 1970s, it was common knowledge among college boys that you could masturbate by placing a bunch of liver in a tin can, and pumping your member inside it. Supposedly, it felt exactly like a vagina.

I don't know how well it worked, but you experimenting types might want to give it a try.

Tin can = sharp metal edges = going nowhere near my nether regions.

Would you like to be violated with the wine bottle after I am finished with it?

oo great cabernet excellent vintage notes of vanilla and elderberries good legs strong finish go slow hot

Lex

 

[borg69unimatrix]

In my hand. No use ruining the whole jar.

...and for the record, I've only done it twice. By request, shall we say.

Lex

 

[xbuzzerx]

In the 1970s, it was common knowledge among college boys that you could masturbate by placing a bunch of liver in a tin can, and pumping your member inside it. Supposedly, it felt exactly like a vagina.

I don't know how well it worked, but you experimenting types might want to give it a try.

I must be way too anal. All I can think about when I picture this is "I wonder if you can get an infection from that."

 

[borg69unimatrix]

I'd seriously be worried about cutting myself on the can.

 

[refujiunderground]

In the 1970s, it was common knowledge among college boys that you could masturbate by placing a bunch of liver in a tin can, and pumping your member inside it. Supposedly, it felt exactly like a vagina.

I don't know how well it worked, but you experimenting types might want to give it a try.

i'm all for trying out something once but that right there is something else.

the american pie thing on the other hand.. i'd molest a pie or two as long as it's not hot enough to burn my dick.

 

[G-Lexington]

Correct on all counts, except it wasn't just the fingers that were licked.

Lex

 

[maxpowr9]

I must be way too anal. All I can think about when I picture this is "I wonder if you can get an infection from that."

No hun, that means you are an INTJ. It's one of those things only we understand.

My dad made a comment to my mom once: "Maybe if you didn't leave your panties laying around the house like a goddamn common whore..." My first thought was: "where would an 'uncommon' whore lay her panties?"

 

[xbuzzerx]

No hun, that means you are an INTJ. It's one of those things only we understand.

My dad made a comment to my mom once: "Maybe if you didn't leave your panties laying around the house like a goddamn common whore..." My first thought was: "where would an 'uncommon' whore lay her panties?"

I was actually going to say "I must be too INTJ" but figured I'd harped on that long enough. I do indeed attribute it to being INTJ.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Lefty kindly suggested a wide mouth mason jar in private... I'm still NOT going there.

If I'm so desperate that I need to fuck cow innards, it's time to give up sex completely. Solo or otherwise.

 

[G-Lexington]

I was actually going to say "I must be too INTJ" but figured I'd harped on that long enough. I do indeed attribute it to being INTJ.

It must be interesting being INTJ. As you seem to understand more, and see more, and get more. But then it would mean having to deal with non-INTJs, and from what I've been told, that's the worst part of it.

Lex

 

[xbuzzerx]

It must be interesting being INTJ. As you seem to understand more, and see more, and get more. But then it would mean having to deal with non-INTJs, and from what I've been told, that's the worst part of it.

Lex

Someone's trying to get honorary INTJ membership with this flattery.

 

[G-Lexington]

Wasn't meant to be flattery. I just know a few, and they always seem to be really happy among themselves...until they have to deal with a bunch of other people, at which point it's like they're talking to fifth graders.

Lex

 

[pat grimshaw]

Are the INTJ people capable of love?

 

[maxpowr9]

INTJs are interesting people. Supposedly, they're my "blood brothers". (I'm an INFJ)

I have read that INTJs can feel completely comfortable living life as a hermit. Is this true?

Tis. Interacting with others is a societal circumstance forced upon us.

Yes, we are capable of loving. However, we tend to only love other INTJs truly. We may fall in love with other groups but that is only because we see some inherent value in them that we desire to acquire.