"Lets Do it"

[Danugh]

I have this straight friend and he thinks i am straight too lol. We do however joke about gay stuff all the time, and i knew he was curious but i never acted on it.

So last night i was over his place and we were talking about something gay i dont remember.

Then he said

SF: "you wanna do it"

Newboy12: "Do it"

SF : "Yea, lets just do it, we're both straight its no big deal"

Newboy12 : "Dude are you gay?"

SF: "Hell No, R U?

Newboy12 : "No i like the ladies" (in my head puke)

SF: "Then lets just do it"

And we did it, no sex but everything else.

He said he didnt like it , well not that he didnt like it but he said it felt wierd and i agreed with him. I also told we should never do this again.

It was hot, he was hot, but he turned out not to really like what we did so he is sticking with the ladies.

Always glad to help a hot straight friend figure out his sexuality.

Im a giver.

 

[agj25us]

"Quote....and we did it, no sex but everything else"
But you did it???
Okay babe - you have really confused me.
What exactly did that two of you do????

 

[texyboi]

^ ya what did u do?

 

[Drops of Jupiter]

I'm confused too. Can we rewind this please?

 

[herenthere]

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

???????????????????????????????

 

[SFMusic]

Sounds to me like you really didn't do it.

 

[texyboi]

really how the hell does he know he doesn't like it?

 

[Centexfarmer]

You weren't doing it right babes...
If you had, it would have included sex...

I don't think I would have liked "it" either whatever "it" was.

 

[Lame_Deer]

Im a giver.

What exactly was it that you gave him?

Nice. Thanks for sharing with us!

bill

 

[GoodbyeSobriety]

Weird. Awkward.

PS- Be proud to be gay, stop hiding it like it's a flaw. It's not.

 

[buzzj]

They redecorated his apartment!

Good one...hilarious!!

 

[Ramindra]

The person who started this thread seems to dwell incessantly on the subject of seducing straight guys, as previous and endless threads will testify. One sees the characteristics of obsession here. Could one be forgiven for doubting the veracity of some of this person's stories?

Still, I suppose seducing straight guys is better than pissing in their apple juice or sexually assaulting guys while they are asleep.

 

[Danugh]

Could one be forgiven for doubting the veracity of some of this person's stories?

.

lol jealous much lol

 

[wastingmymind]

Uncloseted people get laid too?

 

[Ramindra]

lol jealous much lol

Ya gotta be jokin'.

 

[luminum]

deleted for too much cynicism

wait no...deluded much?

 

[RationalLunacy]

That is about as Down Low as you can go.

 

[jockboy01]

no, per newboy, he's sexually assaulted his str8 friends in the past while they were sleeping too. Nothing is too low for him. And I agree... I don't believe much of the BS stories he tells.

 

[RationalLunacy]

no, per newboy, he's sexually assaulted his str8 friends in the past while they were sleeping too. Nothing is too low for him. And I agree... I don't believe much of the BS stories he tells.

Yeah, after all his supposed escapades, it's kind of amazing he's still alive to tell about it, ain't it?

 

[Lube]

Shouldn't this be in the Stories forum?