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^ I have a bigger one!
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I know, I know. I'm an old size queen...

wow, damn, I'm feeling funny in my pants now![]()
Is it this one?

I'll put it back tomorrow. I need it right now.
A number of things have disappeared. Something of mine did and it was very hard getting it back.
Woe! Good luck on retrieving it; you don't want to go long without it!
I'd lend you some but it's just not possible! Best of everything!
Funny buzzj.......but you'd probably have a better time with me attached to it.....![]()
^ I have a bigger one!
![]()
I know, I know. I'm an old size queen...
Is it this one?
Wait, I need my magnifying glass......and a pair of tweezers....![]()
^ I have a bigger one!
![]()
I know, I know. I'm an old size queen...
This thread is too funny.....![]()
Wow...that is desparate! LOL...Why not just go Jerk off and watch some porn? Worst cums to worst...go clubbing or bar hopping.
Oh...I'm sorry did I say cums, I meant comes....
My "dick" has vanished from my Profile page.....I don't even see the option or the ability to fix it....![]()
Okay, which one of you guys stole it.....![]()
