1: having a dick in your ass...is that supposed to feel good??? i can't imagine that being so. as an experiment, i carefully inserted a dick-sized-and-shaped bottle in my ass. you would not believe the trouble i had getting it up there, first of all. apparently my ass is not dick friendly. and then when it was in i played around with it a little and it basically wasn't comfortable AT ALL.
2: oral sex. mouths are big enough? surely you jest.
3: these old bear dudes... i thought old guys couldn't get it up? do they take viagra? what if they have a heart attack? heart problems are very common in old guys.
1) I'm a virgin too
2) Well...women can do it too, so it's not a gay oriented question.
3) ROFL how old are we talking? 100?
edit: oh and welcome!