Nonsensical Ravings Thread T-bonez Is Making Me Start

[james1200]

There was once a lovely thread with ridiculous rants, ravings and fights. And all was good. Until it was shut down. Now T-dogg is making me start another one. Or is he? Maybe I'm just crazy. Anyway, where were we...I think something about Cambridge, Chavs and T-dogg (i'm calling t-bonez that from now on) ranting about old people...

 

[Lube]

People are easier to deal with when they're on your Ignore List.

 

[Nonimus]

Yeah, bring the Chav's back into it! Sheesh!

 

[james1200]

usually you guys start trouble dontcha...i wish i could make the wah-wah debbie downer noise.

so i got some chav jokes for ya...
what do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house? a burglar.

what do you say to a chav at work?
could i have a big mac please.

what does a chav use for protection during sex?
a bus shelter.

what do you say to a chav in a suit?
"will the defendant please rise..."

i got a million of them...

 

[Nonimus]

i got a million of them...

Oh please, do continue.

 

[james1200]

are you secretly getting pissed off??...if you want, you can make mulatto jokes about me.

 

[Nonimus]

Pissed off? My dear, i have no idea what you mean.

And what the fuck is a Mulatto?

 

[james1200]

i mean pissed as in are the jokes getting you mad...and mulatto...you know, biracial people. there really is a language barrier...

 

[Nonimus]

Why would i do such a thing?

 

[james1200]

ah never mind...i was just making sure the jokes weren't making you mad...they'll shut the thread down again.

anyhow...why do chavs travel in pairs?
cause one can read, and one can write.

what do you call a chav with half a brain?
gifted.

what do you call chavs with a brain?
a crowd.

 

[Nonimus]

It's the medication that makes me mad. The jokes are nothing i can't handle - the dolls have been making fun of me for years.

 

[tbonez]

People are easier to deal with when they're on your Ignore List.

You caaan't see me! Ninney ninney pooh pooh!

No, people are easier to deal with when you are on their ignore list.

That way I don't miss a beat(down)

usually you guys start trouble dontcha...i wish i could make the wah-wah debbie downer noise.

I could arrange that. Just pull down your jeans...oh, don't bother, they are already half falling off your ass...Baston, right? Ok, now bend over one of the benches in the Common. Now I'm going to make you whine!

what does a chav use for protection during sex?
a bus shelter.

what do you say to a chav in a suit?
"will the defendant please rise..."

Those two get my vote. Actually laughed out loud. The dog is looking at me like WTF?

i got a million of them...

Who said anything about crabs?

Love ya Germs! Um, James I mean!

 

[james1200]

medication??

 

[tbonez]

... there really is a language barrier...

As a buddy from Roxbury would say: "Them limeys is literate, they don't even speak no English!"

No, really..He did.

 

[slobone]

People are easier to deal with when they're on your Ignore List.

Or on their medication.

 

[james1200]

i don't get putting people on ignore either bonez...i irritate many and many irritate me (insert another std joke here) but why not check between your legs, see that you've got a penis, be a man and defend yourself instead of pushing "ignore".

 

[slobone]

usually you guys start trouble dontcha...i wish i could make the wah-wah debbie downer noise.

so i got some chav jokes for ya...
what do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house? a burglar.

what do you say to a chav at work?
could i have a big mac please.

what does a chav use for protection during sex?
a bus shelter.

what do you say to a chav in a suit?
"will the defendant please rise..."

i got a million of them...

??? Aren't those all redneck jokes from Jeff Foxworthy?

If your mother never takes the cigarette out of her mouth while she's telling the state trooper to kiss her ass.... you might be a redneck.

 

[tbonez]

BTW

...and mulatto...you know, biracial people.

Oh, I thought you were bisexual!

I was under the impression "mulatto" was an epitaph. Heard it called the "M" word.

Learn something every day.

 

[james1200]

so in-between other topics, i'll just continue the chav jokes...feel free to ignore me.

what do you do when you run over a chav?
go in reverse just to make sure.

what's the difference between a chav and an ape?
one's thick and hairy, the other one's an ape.

how do you identify a chav bride at a wedding?
you look for the most pregnant one.

 

[james1200]

yes slobone...the line between white trash/chav/wigga/redneck is small...and they're all hot. i know, i got a problem.