OK, I admit, I'm a Slut...a cum slut to be precise.

[ElmosToe]

Get ready, it's long, this just happened last night, true life experience....


So, just got back to my house couple days ago up north in NE after spending several months with family down south in TX.

Needed to call a plumber to have the pipes de-winterized and turn the water back on.
Hadn't showered for almost two days after driving for almost 14 hours.

As I've mentioned on this board a few times I am a home nudist and have much appreciation for the nude male form. I still have a few nude male art pieces hanging on my walls throughout the house.

In comes this hot, young plumber dude (yes, the porn cliche came to life) to inspect the pipes and test the water to check for leaks, cracks etc. Of course he finds a couple as the plumber who winterized did not complete the job properly....there went $500 I didn't have for plumbing repair...(annoying).

As he walked through the house I could not help but laugh every time he would encounter another nude art piece, his eyes got big, he would do a double take, face became flushed, he would try to turn his head and not look, it was absolutely hilarious, kinda adorable really.

He had a partner helping him and he was a little older, fat, out of shape etc and was somewhat indifferent to my choice of art on the walls.

The younger dude managed to get his partner to leave for awhile to get more parts from their wherehouse. During this time we had some good talks and he casually mentioned it would be off the books but that he could come back later at night to help turn the water back on after the repairs set and do a quick "final inspection". He also made it clear he would not have his partner with him and wouldn't even tell him...(i'm sure you can see where this is going)

Kinda fascinating really as I was on JUB yesterday and last night when these events occurred.

....

 

[palbert]

You left me hangin', Dude! So anything happen?

 

[ElmosToe]

So 8:45-9pm rolls around and true to his word, he shows up, gleam in his eye, somewhat bulging in his pants and giving me "the look". To break the ice and to calm him down and alleviate his obvious nervousness, I kept it cool, casual and just kept the conversation light and relaxed. He actually did do another inspection and also helped fix a couple other things etc. But we continued to talk throughout and I helped him with a couple things he was fixing for me.He also did actually need to let the repairs set and wanted to show me how to turn the water back on gradually adjusting the pressure and hot water temp etc. when the full 24 hours were up.

As we spent a couple hours together, talking, getting to know each other, getting more comfortable and beginning to like each other, I could see he was bulging more and more in his pants and he started having to scratch and adjust his junk more frequently. I did not hide the fact that I was constantly eyeing his bulge.

This dude is right in my age range, give or take a couple years, he has tattoos everywhere, he's blonde, has hazel eyes, fairly decent body, mentioned he would like to get back to working out etc. possibly working out with me. He tells me he is married with 3 kids and of course I glance at his hand checking for a ring. He seems pretty honest and straightforward. Very masculine, very 'straight'.

Call me stupid but I didn't pursue any of this sexual tension building up between us simply because I hadn't showered in 2 days and I looked, smelt and felt like shit and was just wanting my water back on...

So he is finally done with everything, out of any more excuses for him to stay any longer, but at least at this point I'd felt we made a good connection and have a nice comfort level for a possible hangout in the future, like say, after I shower, clean up and settle back in etc.

We say goodbye, shake hands, I can tell just from that touch his heart was racing again with nervous excitement.

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[ElmosToe]

10 minutes later the doorbell rings. It's about 10:45, so it's obviously him.
Tells me he left his cell phone in my house somewhere (an excuse).
I call it, don't hear anything. We both are looking around (well he's pretending anyway)
Finally he goes back to his truck and comes back in telling me it had fallen under his seat in his truck. (yep, porn cliche come to life)

Without saying, "dude I'd love to suck your cock and swallow your load and do whatever else you have in mind, but I REALLY need a fuckin' shower because I look, feel and smell like shit."

I casually mention several times how I can't wait until I can finally shower and get cleaned up, hopefully getting it through to him that I am not going to do anything with him...not because I don't like him, but because I genuinely needed a shower. I don't mess around with people who are dirty and stinky, I don't mess around with people when I am dirty and stinky.

As we talked, he finally just started blurting things out and getting into some deep conversation that you should really only have with a close long time friend etc. He explained how sex with his wife is almost non-existent and how he has been considering looking elsewhere for some relief. I understand what he's saying and wanting but it just wasn't going to happen. He said I still had to wait several hours at least before it was ok to use the shower...

I tell him I know how it goes and how he basically just needed a really good BJ.
He turned beat red out of embarrassment and finally let out a huge sigh of relief and admitted everything. He said yes to the BJ but then admitted he has a gay friend who has sucked him off a couple times, usually a couples times a year. Then he delved deeper into some of the things he would like to try and admitted he was not sure what to make of his sexuality. So I put my hand on his shoulder... he got beat red, nervous, shaky, excited and started bulging again just from me touching his shoulder...I assured him he doesn't need to worry about his sexuality, that he's a guy and has a healthy sex drive. That he doesn't need to think he's bi or gay or whatever, it's ok to just consider yourself sexual, period.

I finally open up to him about some of my experiences, tell him some of my ultimate turn-ons, explaining DP, cream pies and although I may not be an eager cock sucker like his gay friend, I do like to eat cum and I can probably do a pretty good job at sucking. I just don't do it often enough to know if I am good as It's not something I think about or enjoy all that much. I just like to eat cum. I made sure to finish with, "I just REALLY need a shower"

The look on his face after this was priceless.
The bulge to match was as equally impressive.

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[ElmosToe]

So he finally got the message, he told me to call him whenever I needed anything and I also told him if he ever wanted to just hang out and talk more or if he needed to "unload some stuff" about his sexuality err...confusion etc to call or come over. He immediately jumped on it and made a plan to come back over on Fri to hang and "check on some stuff" in case I "need help with my plumbing".

I made a point to get up and walk him over to the door and shook his hand.
Again, he turned beat red and started bulging just from the handshake...

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[ElmosToe]

So, I suppose if he doesn't chicken out, I may have a Friday night cum feast.
He may turn out to be the dude I have been looking for...a trustworthy sperm donor.

Damn, I could be on the road to being a dirty cum slut.

Any thoughts?
Should I have sucked him off even though I needed a shower?
Did I let him down and turn him off to it?

I actually really do like the guy and would love to hang nude with him and swallow his loads whenever he needs a release. Hope he has the balls to follow through.

Damn, now I'm hungry.

 

[palbert]

Hope all goes well Friday night ........

 

[sixthson]

Couldn't you find someone who didn't have a wife and 3 children?

 

[ElmosToe]

^yes I could, but the chances of something like this happening again are pretty slim and we both really get along, we click well, he's a cool guy. The fact it (the bonding, comfort level) happened so quickly, literally within a matter of hours is somewhat rare.

I know what you are saying though and I agree, it was a nagging thought in the back of my mind and I did ask if he considered what he was looking for to be cheating. He basically said he is not sure, is confused about stuff and not sure what to think about it, if it's cheating or not and not sure what to think about everything going on his head.

So in one sense, he seems like he could be a really cool friend, but in another he seems like he could use a good friend to help him sort some of this shit out in his head as far as his sexuality and sex life with the wife is concerned.

I may just keep it simple, hang nude and jack off with him. I'll give him a cup to shoot in if he wants to watch me eat his cum, but otherwise I'm really not looking forward to sucking his cock, just eating the cum, so if we can work it to wear he just blows his load on his stomach after watching some porn or something, I'll use my tongue to clean him up.

Not sure if that would be considered cheating, but in any case I would really like to help the guy out with his sex life and help him sort it out and he may just become a good friend. He's admitted he wants to do a threesome with another guy and wants to try a DP. No clue if his wife would do anything though....

I honestly do not go looking for this kind of stuff, it literally just falls into my lap, like I have some neon sign on my head or something.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Ok... I'm officially invested in this story enough I have to know how it ends.

I'm kind of on the fence over him being married.

On one hand, I do not agree with cheating, but on the other hand, this guy is pretty obviously already set down a path that's going to end in divorce eventually anyway - already questioning his attractions, his sex life with his wife, and his gay friend that sucks him off. He's going to/has cheated - weather with ElmosToes or someone else. It isn't Elmo's job to make sure he's faithful... it's the plumber's.

I guess in the long run, I would hope that this helps set him on the path to coming out and eventually being true to whom he really is, and not just sneaking around forever behind his wife's back pretending to be straight.

 

[ronboy]

Elmo, I'll be checking back to see what happens.

You're a big boy and know what you are doing, but as a concerned JUB pal, I'm going to say it anyway...be careful, please.

 

[jensu846]

go for it! you should suck him off or do whatever he wants. He clearly isn't worried about his wife & kids, so you shouldn't be either.

 

[HunterM]

This is like a soap opera. I'm hooked...

 

[Telstra]

Just do the "friend with benefits" thing and suck him off often.
If you don't like sucking but like to eat cum, thats weird.

 

[ElmosToe]

If you don't like sucking but like to eat cum, thats weird.

^tell me about it...it is what it is though.

Hence in part, the whole "mostly straight", not bi, not gay, curious, pansexual, "whatever the fucking hell" sexuality blah blah blah crap I fall under, in the end I really could give a flying fuck less and just go with I'm sexual and I like to fuck, deal with it.

On one hand, I do not agree with cheating, but on the other hand, this guy is pretty obviously already set down a path that's going to end in divorce eventually anyway - already questioning his attractions, his sex life with his wife, and his gay friend that sucks him off. He's going to/has cheated - weather with ElmosToes or someone else. It isn't Elmo's job to make sure he's faithful... it's the plumber's.

I guess in the long run, I would hope that this helps set him on the path to coming out and eventually being true to whom he really is, and not just sneaking around forever behind his wife's back pretending to be straight.

^my thoughts exactly.

 

[ElmosToe]

Some positive notes so far....

I texted him telling him "for sure Fri, be sure to eat good."
Hasn't responded or called and I doubt he would understand what 'eating good' pertains to and what his definition of good would be.
I'll take the bitter cum though, it's all good.

I did discover reasons for him to come back though....

1. the tub faucet is leaking, a slow drip. (I can fix it, but why the fuck would I?)
2. The shower fixture is loose and needs to be tightened (again, easy fix, but why?)
3. He did leave his work gloves here
4. He is looking to sell his house, as am I. He asked me to pass his info onto the flipper who has offered to buy my house.
5. He also offered to help me finish getting my house ready to sell, packing and loading up my stuff in the moving truck when I am ready to completely move out.

The biggest reason to come back over...he's a big pothead, always a huge plus! (hehe)

 

[ElmosToe]

Never realized how hilarious it can be to use an incorrect word.
In re-reading, the word beat is used over and over in place of the word beet.

damn indica....errr, spell check, yes, that's it.

 

[Telstra]

Just to make sure i read it right,
so you only like eating cum and not sucking ?

 

[ElmosToe]

so you only like eating cum and not sucking ?

I don't like it nor dislike it, more of an indifference, like meh.
Would much prefer to jack a dick than suck a dick.

I generally don't just eat any dude's cum or suck any dick, I really have to like the guy's personality and we really have to mesh well and develop a deep brotherly bond or connection with openness, trust, respect and camaraderie before I would ever do anything.

Hence the existence of this thread and sharing this experience. It's odd to develop that type of connection with someone in a matter of mere hours.

I take it you're not familiar with the concept of delayed gratification then?
Ya gotta work to get paid....

 

[Telstra]

I don't like it nor dislike it, more of an indifference, like meh.
Would much prefer to jack a dick than suck a dick.

I generally don't just eat any dude's cum or suck any dick, I really have to like the guy's personality and we really have to mesh well and develop a deep brotherly bond or connection with openness, trust, respect and camaraderie before I would ever do anything.

Hence the existence of this thread and sharing this experience. It's odd to develop that type of connection with someone in a matter of mere hours.

I take it you're not familiar with the concept of delayed gratification then?
Ya gotta work to get paid....

No i don't.
So that perfect guy in your post can store his cum in the fridge and you would love to eat it after ?