OMG ! Go See "The Cabin in the Woods" !

[Rubber Rat]

.....and the great phrase = husband bulge

Loved that!

 

[MisterMajestic]

I Love a good Horror Flick and since you Guys gave Cabin High-Fives all around I had to check it out...

The Cabin in the Woods is a Goofy spin on Horror fused with a play on Reality TV......The ONLY reason the flick falls under the horror category is because of the Monster scenes......The scariest part of Cabin was the Cabin itself.....When we realized the plot of this flick we wanted our money back...The flick didnt improve half way it just kept getting Goofier and Goofier....At one point in the movie it looked like they ripped off the character from Hell Raiser...I mean, it was stupid......If you're a Lover of Horror Spoofs then you will probably like Cabin....If you're looking to get your "scare on" Cabin ain't it.....If you're looking for authentic & intense horror scenes Cabin in the woods aint it.......Cabin should have gone straight to video or been a SyFy channel Saturday feature....

So what do you get when you Fuse Reality TV & Horror?....Garbage....

The Popcorn and Cherry Coke was excellent and I wish I left the theatre after I made my purchase......

 

[BFizzle]

Yasss! I saw this last weekend and it was everything. I thought it was going to end after the scene on the dock, and then there was like, 30 more minutes of absolute orgasmic horror chaos. I'm so getting this on Blu-ray.

 

[DigitalFudge]

Yasss! I saw this last weekend and it was everything. I thought it was going to end after the scene on the dock, and then there was like, 30 more minutes of absolute orgasmic horror chaos. I'm so getting this on Blu-ray.

Spill the scolding hot tea, sis.


You never tell a lie

 

[BFizzle]

Girl, what about the unicorn?

 

[DigitalFudge]

Girl, what about the unicorn?

There was no preparing for that.

That mechanical contraption was steam pressed.

Running down stairs just to snatch more wigs.


Actually, I don't know who was more pressed: The Warewolf, Walking-gears-O-Death, or the God damn Cobra.

All I know is they were waitin for those doors to open smh

 

[BFizzle]

Transformers on that ass.

Actually, I don't know who was more pressed: The Warewolf, Walking-gears-O-Death, or the God damn Cobra.

Girl, the werewolf was thirsty for face time.

How about that tentacle that swooped down without so much as a high, hello, how are you to pluck the scientist bitch?

 

[MawellEvans]

i had fun watching this movie. a unicorn stabbed a guy!

 

[VaseFace808]

i had fun watching this movie. a unicorn stabbed a guy!

TWICE!

Yeas this movie was plenty awesome. I mean, you knew it wasn't a typical horror movie from the trailers (when the bird flies into the grid) but no one knew just how batsh!t crazy everything would go. Fun stuff!