Pearls

[marvtha]

i'm marvtha

hi gays!
i think my boyfriend is gay? sometimes he wants to put his thingie in marvthas butt!
marvtha likes her bowel movements.
i don't have anything against you queers. will & jack are good friends to me.
my boyfriend is coming over tonight and said he is giving me a pearl necklace. i hope its the pretty one i seen at the five and dime?
my mother has to work a double shift tonight because flo called in sick at mel's diner.
so me and my boyfriend will have the house to ourselves. i really don't like sex but my boyfriend says he loves me so i should just shut up and open my legs! he also likes meatloaf but i don't see him fucking that. well the one time when i was bleeding down there and he actually did fuck thec meatloaf. he worked that meatloaf like emeril...bam!!
anyway i hope i get those pretty pearls from the five and dime. wish me luck

i'm marvtha

 

[bxrbriefs87]

riiiiiight

 

[ahotjock71]

ROFLMGAO

Ya GOTTA be kiddin....

 

[looseliam]

I need go check the expiration date of that mayo....

wow...

 

[bigdaddyhorse]

That is some funny shit.

 

[gmoney]

BabyBear has been reincarnated!

 

[marvtha]

I'm marvtha

Marvtha sad. I didn't get jewelry instead jr. junior my boyfriend shot his sex spit all over marvtha's neck and said "theres your pearl necklace loser!" and laughed.
he wasn't laughung though when i raked lice comb across his face. oh marvtha can be one crazy bitch!
anyway necklace not like the one i saw at five and dime. that one had beads and a rope!
marvtha pissed and had deputy fife arrest junior jr. i hope he gets fucked in his ass in jail cell. maybe by town drunk otis?
then otis can shoot his sex spit on junior jr's neck. "how you like that bling bitch!?"
done with him! maybe i'll ask cute next door neighbor keith over for dinner? he is nice but some nights him and his family have band practice in their garage and keep marvtha up!
marvtha hideous at best and need beauty sleep!
some nights i pretend keith is singing to me and it gets my muffin moist and marvtha have to fuck myself with cucumber or squash...depending on season!
anyway i'm upset and might have to beat myself in the head until' unconscious just to get some sleep. but then hair is all matted with dried blood the next morning! oh well if my little sister cindy isn't at speech therapy i can have her brush clots out. cindy has lisp."hold thill before thindy thlaps you" she says.
git r done i tell her!!!


i'm marvtha

 

[donnykabob]

This is so funny. Who cares if its spam! Haha, I would rather call it entertainment. I love the talk about Cindy hahaha.

"hold thill before thindy thlaps you"

 

[Soilwork]

So your mother's name is Alice.

Except Alice had a son, not a daughter.

 

[JD]

LOL, we should probably delete this but its too funny.

 

[justsimon]

"how you like that bling bitch!?"

LOL. Has Elvin seen this, yet?

 

[Jadin32]

For some reason I thought this thread would be about... "pearls of wisdom!"

Imagine my surprise!?!?!

 

[Lube]

For some reason I thought this thread would be about... "pearls of wisdom!"

Pearls of ... jizz-dom?

 

[ozguy]

Marvellous Marvtha!! Keep posting, babe!!

 

[Soilwork]

Kahill?

 

[davy]

roflmao

 

[Kuja]

Marvtha, you are officially my [second] favorite member. ^_^

 

[marvtha]

i'm marvtha
junior jr. trying to wine and dine his way back into marvtha's pants!
but some warm boonesfarm and a half eaten corn dog ain't even gonna get him a handjob little alone into marvtha's vineyard!
i took the cheap ass vino and told him to shove corn dog up his ass but then grabbed meal on a stick anyway. a girls got to keep up her strength!
OOPS..marvtha puke a little in mnouth. taste like warm meat with a hint of strawberry...not bad!
mama at work again. mr. grant has her working over at WJM. he's a grouch...but loveable!

marvtha would like job too but i have "issues."
"crazy as a schizo on crack" mama says!
my problems keep me away from workplace, and sharp objects, major appliances, shiny things (isolated incident:don't ask), most people..... OH and small animals!
marvtha has tendency to hug them too tight and the poor things quit breathing
!
marvtha hid one little dead kitten under bed once and would play with it at night. it was stiff so easy to put little costumes on it. like paris hilton but without the freaky eye!
anyway the smell got really bad and mama say "marvtha you flowing down there?"
"no mama that's foo foo rotting under bed" i replied. marvtha not good liar!

marvtha getting good buzz on and might have to sneak down to my favorite bar
where everybody not only knows my name but what the back of my throat feels like! wine is fine but liquor will get your dick sucked!
except for norm...marvtha don't like mail carriers!
"i'm about to go postal!" mama say with her fist cleched and her eyes all buggy!
marvtha dive under table...address unknown..beeotch!
Fuck...marvtha just puke on keyboard. maybe corndog bad!?!?


i'm marvtha.

 

[ozguy]

She's back!!!
I love you, marvtha!!!

 

[TriBi]

Miz Bella?????