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Lets keep them short: Me? I hate it when the boy blowing keeps his hand on the cock, thus hiding it from the viewer ](*,) . And I am really turned off by the stenciled eye-brow girly girly looking boys. I mean skinny is hot, pretty is hot, amateur and straight looking is the way to go ..|
 
My pet peeve is when, during the anal sex scenes, there is so much thrusting going on that the cock comes out and the horse has a hard time mounting the nearly dead guy again.
 
I hate it when the participants look like they'd be having more fun getting a root canal.
 
I hate the fact that most of the performers seem to be looking at an off-screen monitor to see how they are performing. What's hot is for the guys to really be into each other. Very rare!
 
josh13659 said:
I hate the fact that most of the performers seem to be looking at an off-screen monitor to see how they are performing. What's hot is for the guys to really be into each other. Very rare!
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I heartily concur. It always helps if the performers are into the the guy they are in...(I'm sorry, I couldn't resist)

Half the time it just seems so mechanical and forced.You have to wonder if any one is having fun.
 
gay porn actors who call themselves actors and actually THINK what they're doing is acting, even if they have a line or two to say it ain't acting [-X
 
Watching a guy trying to fuck with a semi-erect cock. It looks like he's fucking his soft dick in and out of the rubber. Bad lighting and music that drowns out the actor's voices.
 
--Crap music

--Shit sound editing (y'know, when you hear the guy moan but his mouth is shut tight)

--Repeated scenes to make the video longer (do they really think we're that dumb that we don't notice?)

--Cum shot, followed by same cum shot in slow motion (at three different camera angles.)
 
Laughing and giggling. Many Bel Ami videos have this. It's my own personal pet peeve.
 
How about when the cameraman is talking with the boy. You see this in 'impromptu jack off vids'. Talk to calm him down, but for gawd sakes stfu.
 
gsdx said:
I hate it when the participants look like they'd be having more fun getting a root canal.
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I agree.

I also hate the fact that there is a lack of passion. Granted it would probably be fake passion, but I want to see some kissing and caressing anyway. Just watching guys fuck just doesn't do it for me anymore.

josh13659 said:
I hate the fact that most of the performers seem to be looking at an off-screen monitor to see how they are performing.
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I hate it when they are looking at the monitors and str8 porn is on it.
 
I hate it whne right when I'm about to come it shows their face or something that....or when the scene ends or fades out to go into another scene right when I'm about to come
 
My pet peeve is when the guy is giving blow job, but keeps looking at the camera. It makes it seem like he is disinterested in what he is doing and only wants to be on camera. Kind of ruins the scene
 
As so many have said.... The God-awful dialogue

"So, I just wanted to stop by and see what you are all about"

:rolleyes:

One time, I actually heard a guy saying "I can feel the sperm building up in my testicles"

Oy,

Joshy
 
I just really, really hate it when two guys are going at it, and one of them is not me.
 
boCakes said:
I hate it when the boy blowing keeps his hand on the cock, thus hiding it from the viewer ](*,) .
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Me too! If a porn star can only manage to get three inches of a guy's cock into his mouth, then he chose the wrong profession. Nothing worse than a bad on-screen blowjob! ](*,)
 
josh13659 said:
I hate the fact that most of the performers seem to be looking at an off-screen monitor to see how they are performing. What's hot is for the guys to really be into each other. Very rare!
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Sorry, i had to laugh at this...

they're not looking at a monitor of themselves. they're looking at straight porn in an effort to keep their boners. Most of them are straight and not having a very good time.
 
I HATE music in porn. Any and all of it. It's just stupid. I want to hear what's going on.

I also hate it when the guy(s) spend more time watching the straight porn that's playing off-screen than they do looking at the guy they're with.
 
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