Protein diet!

[johnc123]

Here’s a song about my new protein diet.

Every second day I completely fast, for one exception: I do nothing but meet up with guys, get on my knees and work for that protein!! Twenty times, six hours!

I keep 5’10, 130!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J_azlj9ZNw&t=2s

 

[Peloso]

Utterly brilliant. Someone get this guy a contract. And some antibiotics.

 

[Vannie]

I think I need some ginger ale and a few saltine crackers.

 

[Rickrock]

It sounds like you're sick. I hope you feel better soon.

 

[rareboy]

I would agree that all that jizz seems to be making your vocal chords a little ragged.

That is what you can call the musical though...'All That Jizz'

 

[johnc123]

You are right!! Sometimes I swallow so much I spit some back up!!

 

[rareboy]

Oh that is a pleasant picture....

 

[rareboy]

 

[gsdx]

I would agree that all that jizz seems to be making your vocal chords a little ragged.

That is what you can call the musical though...'All That Jizz'

That explains Harvey Fierstein.

 

[Peloso]

You are right!! Sometimes I swallow so much I spit some back up!!

I'll bet you're a big Rod Stewart fan.

 

[johnc123]

It sounds like you're sick. I hope you feel better soon.

I'll bet you're a big Rod Stewart fan.

I’m more of a Lady Gaga, Elton John and Britney Spears fan! However, there’s nothing wrong with a little Rod Stewart!!

 

[johnc123]

I like to spend $8000 a year on my Botox, fillers, and skin treatments. Is that too much? How does that compare with others?

 

[unloadonme]

I spend £0 and that's exactly how it's going to stay.

 

[Alistair]

I just use Adrenochrome myself

 

[rareboy]

I can't imagine needing to do that much maintenance.

 

[johnc123]

I can't imagine needing to do that much maintenance.

Hi!

I’m already 38, and most people think I look like late 20s now. The bad thing is that I can’t move my forehead or much of my face at all and I’ve already had ptosis (droopy eyelid) once! However, it makes a lot of guys super hot when I blow them; especially my lip injections! I just love their moaning. It makes me so euphoric!!

 

[johnc123]

Hi!

I’m already 38, and most people think I look like late 20s now. The bad thing is that I can’t move my forehead or much of my face at all and I’ve already had ptosis (droopy eyelid) once! However, it makes a lot of guys super hot when I blow them; especially my lip injections! I just love their moaning. It makes me so euphoric!!

Especially when I gloss them up and they get super beestung; they get off in under two mins sometimes they are so excited!!

 

[unloadonme]

The bad thing is that I can’t move my forehead or much of my face at all and I’ve already had ptosis (droopy eyelid) once!

Doesn't that tell you something?