Putrid ass smell...

[smellyass]

So I brought home this guy last night from a bar and to my dissapointment he had the most putrid ass smell . With how much I love rimming, I seem to have a hard time meeting guys whose ass smell I truly enjoy. Maybe that's how you know if you are compatible with someone, if you enjoy the smell of their ass, or their breath... I'm sure my crush has a divine ass smell, he better! I do love the smell of his breath.

 

[justsimon]

It only takes 5 words to solve that problem:

"Join me for a shower?"

 

[JakeBequette]

I think it's kind of funny that "smellyass" is complaining about a smelly ass, but that's just me.​

 

[sixthson]

If you are rimming guys you pick up at a bar, you have more to worry about than smells.

 

[Croynan]

If you are rimming guys you pick up at a bar, you have more to worry about than smells.

You have stated the situation perfectly.

But then again, what do i know? being just a naive local village idiot my ignorance truly amazes me.

 

[tbonez]

^^ Ditto - The two above posts.^^

BTW ya know you can get genital warts, aka 'anal warts', on your face? (Chin in particular)

Quite aside from all the other nasty effects everyone who sees you for weeks is going to know exactly what you've been snacking on. They have a very distinctive look...little clusters.

 

[gmoney]

I think it's kind of funny that "smellyass" is complaining about a smelly ass, but that's just me.​

No, it's not just you! IMO, rimming is not for one night stands! Enjoy the fun, but limit the extent of the game!

 

[wilehart1978]

If I were you, I'd keep the rimming for someone special and not one night stands.

So I brought home this guy last night from a bar and to my dissapointment he had the most putrid ass smell . With how much I love rimming, I seem to have a hard time meeting guys whose ass smell I truly enjoy. Maybe that's how you know if you are compatible with someone, if you enjoy the smell of their ass, or their breath... I'm sure my crush has a divine ass smell, he better! I do love the smell of his breath.

 

[tbonez]

No, it's not just you! IMO, rimming is not for one night stands! Enjoy the fun, but limit the extent of the game!

I'm with you on this one.

I don't need to be married, but I do need an engagement ring...with a BIG diamond!

 

[Ddouble]

^^ Ditto - The two above posts.^^

BTW ya know you can get genital warts, aka 'anal warts', on your face? (Chin in particular)

Quite aside from all the other nasty effects everyone who sees you for weeks is going to know exactly what you've been snacking on. They have a very distinctive look...little clusters.

Not to mention E. Coli and intestinal parasites...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal-oral_contact

 

[cocktales]

SA, I know you meant your thread to go another direction; but perhaps it's for the best that you got attacked for rimming one-night-stands and the consequences surrounding such behavior....

I don't know about you, but when I was sexually active, before I met the man-of-my-life, there's NO way in hell I would have sex with someone who smelled bad.......either regualr B.O. or nasty smells coming from below the waist!!!

I am NOT a Pollyanna, for I too like the natural body odor of a manly man; but that is different than built-up-nasty-crude-from-NOT-bathing-regularlly!!

My Mama always told me NOT to eat anything that smelled/smells bad; otherwise, it might do me harm!

Be careful where you eat SA!

 

[DaveyH]

It's always amazed me that every time I'm out at a bar, at least two guys walk by with severe body odor. I've always wondered why the hell you would go out to a bar stinking cuz if I can smell your arm pits I don't wanna even know what your ass or dick smells like.

Davey

 

[jetsonboy]

I know people has their own way in creating the mood before having sex but I still don't get why gay people want to rim ass. I mean no insult to those who perform this act, but rather just wondering why anyone would wanna get their mouth and tongue where someone's dinner waste passes through. For me, being gay is all about knowing how to handle someone's pole and riding it..hehehe.

I am sorry, but if you are gay I have to feel sorry for you, because being gay is MUCH MORE and NOT ONLY about what you state. And since you mention dinner waste, PISS is also part of dinner waste, so that would mean we can't suck dick or rim pussy either (for the straight ones). It is very true that all private parts should be clean before sexual intimacy, and when that happens, rimming ass is one of the most pleasurable experiences you can share with a partner, from both ends. If "knowing how to handle someone's pole and riding it" is all that's left to do, then you must have a very boring sex life indeed!

 

[tbonez]

Is that so....! Well than...*gets on knee and proposes to tbonez withan 8 karat blue diamond*

Oh lord, you're not getting on your kness again.

OK, assume the position and say ahhhhhhhhhh!

 

[marvtha]

thanks for making me sick!
marvtha puked a little in mouth. it was my morning mimosa so i swallowed it back down.....what? i don't like to waste!
don't judge me!

 

[fuzzy64]

I would have to agree with how good rimming feels, and how hot it is to rim a nice ass..

as far as the ass smell goes, no way! I wont even go down on a guy if I get any kind of smell coming from down below, it ruins it instantly for me

 

[NedNickerson]

In defense of your bar pick-up, when he left the house that evening, he probably didn't anticipate having someone's tongue in his ass before the evening was over... I doubt many of us would... Also, how do you know if he hadn't had a BM sometime earlier in the evening and hadn't had a chance to freshen up...?

Putrid pretty much does say it all...

 

[looseliam]

I keep rather clean. However, after a night at a bar and/or club, I know my ass isn't mountain fresh. Why would his be?

There are some neutral-scented wipes you could keep around.

 

[Centexfarmer]

In defense of your bar pick-up, when he left the house that evening, he probably didn't anticipate having someone's tongue in his ass before the evening was over... I doubt many of us would... Also, how do you know if he hadn't had a BM sometime earlier in the evening and hadn't had a chance to freshen up...?

Putrid pretty much does say it all...

True.

The one night that I really "cleaned up" a buddy of mine who had been flirting with me for years about the two of us "having a go at it." Hit me up again!

I'm so glad that I paid a little more attention to my hygiene that evening before I went out!

That boy knew how to eat some ass!

My point is, if I'm going out on the prowel, I want to be ready for anything! I don't thinking it's asking too much for the other guys to do the same.

 

[NightRaider]

Really there is no exuse today for that. Soap and water is cheap and there are all kinds of wipes on the market too. Just a bad experience I guess. If I get with a guy and his ass smells bad I just don't go there with my mouth. You would think a guy, especially a gay one would pay more attention to that area for cleanliness.