Question about straight guys who have holes in jeans or shorts

[geev1000]

Began wondering about this the other day while shopping at Wal-Mart. Perusing the frozen meats section, a young man passed by me pushing a cart. The cart contained some dry goods and a two year old girl with her legs dangling out of the leg squares at the back of the basket. And at his side was a person whom I can only assume was his wife or girlfriend.
He was very attractive! Probably a construction worker or farm boy. Sand papery blonde/brown hair, couple days stubble on his cheeks and chin, stood about 5'6" 5'8", work boots, white beater, plenty of muscle to drool over on his short compact frame (the short, compact, muscular guys really get me going). Anyway, what most intrigued me about him were the presence of holes in the ass of his jeans!
One hole seemed to have been created deliberately where the outer corner of the left pocket had been cut or torn away revealing plaid red and black boxers. The other hole seemed more natural but was situated near the thick seam of the jeans and again the plaid boxers were evident. This hole appeared to have been worn through as there were ragged strands of cotton around it (I got kinda close to him at one point).
I followed this guy around the store at, what I hope, was a casual, nonchalant distance trying to saturate my corneas as much as possible with this stud. I imagine his jeans and plaid boxers hid an ass that was as small and compact as it's owner! Small. Muscular. Compact! Hairy? I could only hope!
After I was sure I had surpassed society's accepted limit on polite leering, I decided to go to the restroom for a piss. For some reason I like to do my business in the stalls. And so while pissing I heard the door open and someone walked in and headed for the urinals. I finished, zipped up and exited my stall when to my great pleasure discovered that my short, studly friend with the holy jeans was the one pissing at the urinals. I walked past as slowly as I could whilst staring at his ass and muscular back. He either sensed that someone was looking at him or saw me in his peripheral vision because his head whipped around and an accusing eye landed on me. I was caught! Of course being the wimp that I am I pretended to be innocent and went to the wash basin. As I was washing up, he passed by (he didn't wash) and seemed to be looking at me with a sort of homophobic mocking expression. Or maybe it was only my imagination. Maybe he was only looking at his own reflection. Our eyes seemed to lock just for a millisecond. I wonder what he'll tell his girlfriend that night. About the weirdo at Wal-Mart who followed them halfway around the store and who he caught ogling his ass in the men's room. Only at Wal-Mart right?!!HA! Maybe she would grab his ass and say something like: "that weirdo at Wal-Mart aint the only one who thinks your ass is hot"!
Well the whole thing got me wondering about the holes though. Are they "natural"? Or were they placed there intentionally by the owner of the jeans? If intentionally, is there some significance to the holes and their placement? Here's a thought: what if it's the girlfriend who put the holes there. Maybe she gets off seeing her man thusly attired. Maybe she gets off thinking about all the gay men who'll see her boyfriend this way and who will want to do naughty things to her boys ass?
He's not the first guy I've seen with holes in the ass of his jeans! Anyway, just something to think about.
Oh and please feel free to post any pictures you think might be relevent!

 

[apsco17]

Hope youll get answers, i'm asking myself the holes meaning.

 

[bijaxfl]

Who knows? Its seems like a bit of projection on your part. It is fashionable to have holes in jeans so I wouldn't read too much into it. But there are plenty of bi sexual guys around he might have been checking your out, but more than likely he was a bit creeped out by the stalker behavior

 

[prince albert]

As a wearer of naturally well worn jeans and shorts, the pretty good description on your part about the placement of the holes seems to zero in on the location of several holes in my jeans. They're not intentional. They're just a sign of a guy who really likes that pair of jeans and wears them a lot, days in a row.

If I have a pair of pants that's comfortable, I do everything in them. Riding bikes, skating, wear them to the wood shop, manual labor, go dancing... eventually all the movement, and the friction of wallets, keys, and cell phones that always get placed in the same pocket--it creates tension in the fabric and it will always pull in the same direction and over time, those seams give away.

There seems to be a trifecta of tears that repeatedly wear in to several pairs of my pants. The knees wear away, the seams on the edge of the back pocket opening gives away(inside tear near the crack, not the outside tear), and probably from bike riding, the fold just under the cleft of my butt cheek gives away.

It takes about 2 years for these natural tears to show up, depending on the rigorousness of daily activity.

I notice these holes, and I just don't care. Straight friends will occasionally comment on them, like, "He's sexy and he knows it" or "I can't pull off some of the stuff you wear" and I react almost as if I was unaware that my pants have become provocative-- although sometimes I intentionally wear a loud underwear.

I think wearing pants like that is just a sign of being comfortable, and perhaps a bit confident. If you've noticed trends in women's fashion thought, they are all about showing their bra's and panties under see through dresses tops and skirts. Transparency might just be in right now.

 

[HunterM]

Is this the guy? Yeah, the hole in his jeans is an invitation.

 

[geev1000]

As a wearer of naturally well worn jeans and shorts, the pretty good description on your part about the placement of the holes seems to zero in on the location of several holes in my jeans. They're not intentional. They're just a sign of a guy who really likes that pair of jeans and wears them a lot, days in a row.

If I have a pair of pants that's comfortable, I do everything in them. Riding bikes, skating, wear them to the wood shop, manual labor, go dancing... eventually all the movement, and the friction of wallets, keys, and cell phones that always get placed in the same pocket--it creates tension in the fabric and it will always pull in the same direction and over time, those seams give away.

There seems to be a trifecta of tears that repeatedly wear in to several pairs of my pants. The knees wear away, the seams on the edge of the back pocket opening gives away(inside tear near the crack, not the outside tear), and probably from bike riding, the fold just under the cleft of my butt cheek gives away.

It takes about 2 years for these natural tears to show up, depending on the rigorousness of daily activity.

I notice these holes, and I just don't care. Straight friends will occasionally comment on them, like, "He's sexy and he knows it" or "I can't pull off some of the stuff you wear" and I react almost as if I was unaware that my pants have become provocative-- although sometimes I intentionally wear a loud underwear.

I think wearing pants like that is just a sign of being comfortable, and perhaps a bit confident. If you've noticed trends in women's fashion thought, they are all about showing their bra's and panties under see through dresses tops and skirts. Transparency might just be in right now.

That seems reasonable. I like your answer!

 

[haywire]

I agree! Mine have holes in the pocket corners as well. They even get worn in the crotch, and get recycled into "work jeans" when the crotch finally gives out! Same with my shorts.

 

[prince albert]

Certain pairs, I've even patched holes by cutting the fabric out from underneathe the back pocket and using that, (I rarely put things in my back pocket). It's pretty hot knowing anybody who sticks their hand in your back pocket will unexpectedly literally have a hand full of asscheek. I still wear that pair sometimes. Even the patches have holes in them now.

 

[straightup]

You and I are the same guy at Wal-Mart....trying to nonchalantly end up in the same aisles as the hot guy. Glad it's not just me! lol And what an interesting coincidence that he followed you into the men's room.

But yeah I won't deny that it may have been projection upon your part, like a previous poster said. Cuz I usually write that kind of stuff off too on that.

But most likely though, he wears those jeans fully aware of the holes, cuz he wants to look sexy. And if he wears them to Wal-Mart, he doesn't care who thinks he's sexy cuz of it. So even though he's married with a kid, my thinking is....women generally aren't turned on by that, it's mostly bi or gay guys who are going to like that. But I doubt that he as any interest in attracting other guys. He just likes the attention.