Say Hello To The Dankoff Twins.

[TheLoveableLoner]

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One is going to 'transition' as the young people say these days?

The young people?

Folks have been transitioning for decades.

 

[Cormac135]

The young people?

Folks have been transitioning for decades.

Yeah there was that tennis player, Martina Navratilova.

 

[HoodedRat]

The young people?

Folks have been transitioning for decades.

True, but I don't recall ever hearing the term back when I was kid more than 50 or so years ago. People used to say 'having a sex-change' not 'transitioning'.

 

[LeicsDom]

Yeah there was that tennis player, Martina Navratilova.

She's a bog standard lesbian, not a transexual

 

[LeicsDom]

As promised here's the answer, they're not twins, not even brothers, in fact one isn't even human.

Rosary boy is a cake, made out of sponge, butterscotch cream and jam with marzipan for skin and brilliant use of food colouring.

I found the pic a few weeks ago while doing my cake thread.

Isn't it amazing.

That explains why the guy on the left is linking arms with Rosary by

 

[Vannie]

Beware of chocolate frosting.

 

[NotHardUp1]

It's fun to imagine, but without any backup, it simply seems untrue. a cake that height and shape would require significant armature. The arm would not even be able to stay on without being supported by a wooden or metal frame, and I just don't see any cakes baked around armatures. Can't even find one close on the web, but much less life-sized and human form.

Anyone who bakes knows that even a triple layer cake begins to have problems from weight and support, hence the platforms and pillars for wedding cakes. A cake this tall would weigh many pounds and could not be supported without an actual skeleton framework.

If it is actually lying on a table and photoshopped to appear to stand, a different story.

 

[Alistair]

^the cake boss built a cake of a woman standing up. I think it was his sister for her birthday. It had a pvc pipe skeleton and plywood stands built in. It didn't look real at all but I don't think any of his cakes do.

 

[Vannie]

If that cake was real the artist would be world famous and easy to find.Finishing touches are air brushed and can look great,but not like that.I have a friend who does “Specialty cakes" mostly of learjets kinda like this.He does great ones taking off.


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[NotHardUp1]

^the cake boss built a cake of a woman standing up. I think it was his sister for her birthday. It had a pvc pipe skeleton and plywood stands built in. It didn't look real at all but I don't think any of his cakes do.

I would love to be wrong, and that someone went to the trouble to make such a structure and fill the gaps with cake and clad it with marzipan, but it's just too unlikely. Add to it that the subject is a soft porn pic, and it makes it even harder to believe. If porn industry people worked that hard, they wouldn't be in porn.

That it was labelled as such when our OP found it, I do not doubt, but methinks it most likely on a beefcake page, gluten-if-not-glutes-free.

Then you get to the issue of moving a large cake. It sounds simple, but if you only have even a few layers stacked atop each other, harmonics set in and road vibration can shake and move it terribly. I made a large cake three years ago for friends, at their request, and had to make major repairs after the highway shook it badly on the way to the baby shower. It looked like this before:





It was about four layers of a large sheet pan, and probably weighed more than 15 pounds.

 

[unloadonme]

I think it's a real guy with a Swiss Roll in his pants.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Touche, Paul. Maybe even a Bouche Noel.

 

[sixthson]

I think it's a real guy with a Swiss Roll in his pants.

Cream filled, of course.

 

[DantheManFL]

I would have guessed father and son, not father and cake.

 

[gsdx]

I would have guessed father and son, not father and cake.

If he was made of ground chuck instead of flour and eggs, it would have been 'father and beefcake'. Now, that would be something you could sink your teeth into.

 

[Zeno Lorea]

I still want to see pics. Google didn't help. So I call bullshit. And Cormac will move to the next bullshit thread.

 

[frankfrank]

Hey, I CAN tell the major difference between the two!!

They are near OPPOSITE sides of the picture.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I still want to see pics. Google didn't help. So I call bullshit. And Cormac will move to the next bullshit thread.

I could find the picture on both Pinterest and Tumblr, but never associated with cake or even twins, only soft porn. It only came up in two postings, and did not show JUB, so is limited in finding pics. No search discovered Dankoff as a name.

 

[Cormac135]

I could find the picture on both Pinterest and Tumblr, but never associated with cake or even twins, only soft porn. It only came up in two postings, and did not show JUB, so is limited in finding pics. No search discovered Dankoff as a name.

I found the pic on Tumblr while looking for amazing cakes, they had a whole write up about it, i should have saved it all.

Thanks for looking though Jase

 

[Cormac135]

For all you naysayers.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/18c1da3e794a57bcb8dff37fc0f9500c/tumblr_ndm1u4YRgT1rq7z94o2_400.gif

Lenin (lemon) cake.